I lead a Vengerov appreciation life

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[chibikittens]

That’s the most “meow” meow I’ve ever heard

[takineko]

SHE’S SO MAD THAT WATER IS WET

[animentality]

Goncharov broke containment.

[broomsticks]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

The way it should be

[534r-deactivated20220818]

[greeds]

[ganondorf]

i hope goncharov ends with a crowdfunding scam we haven't had a good crowdfunding scam in a long time

[princerevelucide]

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you

[jaubaius]

Something to brighten your day

[postoctobrist]

Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’

[jethroq]

two most German modes of being

[evilscientist3]

[teemanajalkiviisaus]

This will go to deaf ears, but can we please stop redacting/black boxing sentences from memes until you can't see anything but black lines? This is a mess. Just make a new one.

[evilscientist3]

[wagahai-da]

hackers: i'm in trans hackers: i'm out

[wagahai-da]

@dragongirltitties hgkjshgkhdskjghkhdfgkdjfhgdfgdsg

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[gsirvitor]

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[imitationgod]

obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it

but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored

[imitationgod]

little sign next to a tray of salmon fillets: THIS ITEM CONTAINS FISH

me, under my breath: yeah brother i sure hope it does

[shroomanddoom]

As someone who studied food science there is an infurating opposite to this.

Dairy Commercial: Our milk contains no RBST growth hormones

Me, a food scientist who knows they're not legally allowed to have any in the first place: GEE I SURE FUCKEN HOPE NOT!

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

the “mmm whatcha say” meme will literally be funny forever. it goes away for a while but reappears when you are least expecting it. it’s nearing a decade in age but it’s still hilarious, not even in an ironic way like a lot of memes are. it’s just truly funny. i love it. what a powerful meme.

[slangwang]

i disagree i find it stale and very unfunny

[thecarltonbanksexperience]

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[vincentvalenfine]

when you’re vibing with your cat and they go

grooming you grooming you grooming you grooming you grooming you BITING YOU grooming you grooming you ok done naptime