[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[sanerontheinside]

……… fuck.

[variablejabberwocky]

#self care#you are both an endangered species and the zookeeper responsible for its care#and some days that means you are both a grouchy wolverine and the bastard that has to give it a suppository#your superpower is that youre the only person capable of this#not even superman can fight your giant angry weasel ass#swith Great power comes great responsibility so go take a nap

[tomboyluce]

The latest addition just…

[gahdamnpunk]

This corona virus situation is making everyone including the governments show what they truly care about

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dolfinsatdawn]

[lohver]

you can be a good person with a kind heart and still tell people to fuck off.

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Wash your hands or else

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them

[cheryllclayton]

[libraford]

Y’alld’ve, but y’ain’t’ve. 

[animalbody]

yeah im religious but its for like. punk music and love and shit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sirartwork]

I probably spent too much time making this

[leftyluci]

The only time I’ve ever been Lawful Good

[determinate-negation]

using tumblr again now that everything in my life is cancelled or remote due to coronavirus 

[popcornucopia]

I hate how people are calling rapunzel the queen of self isolation when Elsa literally has a song where she says “a kingdom of isolation and it looks like I’m the queen” and actually self isolated whereas rapunzel was kidnapped and not allowed to be around people and conditioned to think that people will try to hurt her for her magic hair

[syntax-forest]

Elsa’s the queen of self isolating but Rapunzel’s the queen of actually functioning during isolation; Elsa’s ice palace doesn’t even have furniture what was she planning to do.

[versacethotty]

[fourthell]

u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough

[theweirdwideweb]

So in Minnesota there’s this cultural taboo about taking the last piece. If there’s a group and everyone orders pizza, typically one slice will not be eaten. At the office if someone brings donuts, the last donut will be left alone. Possibly cut in half. Then that half cut in half, but always leaving at least a little on the plate. The reason is it’s considered impolite because someone else might want it. To take the last piece is a desperate thing to do. There’s even an expression: “I wasn’t raised by wolves.” Anyway, here’s the best local facebook post going around right now. 

[goathazard]

I saw this and thought to myself, thats so strange because thats a thing here in sweden as well, how two different places so far apart can have the same taboo.. and then I remembered something from history class

[goathazard]

Humans are wild, huh?

[theweirdwideweb]

Yeah this is why we talk this way. 

[sammilimyy]

Asians do this a lot with food like we won’t touch the last piece and I usually give it to my youngest sibling (never the oldest at the table cause they’re just gunna refuse it and force you to have it instead ;w;)

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[shitpostgenerator]

i have learned not to disrespect pasta