Her word will be the last word for this place

Old person of the internet. There will be no melodramas here.

[tomboyluce]

If Tumblr kicks it, you can also find me at Dreamwidth and Pillowfort as Luce

[shih-coulda-had-it]

IT’S NOT PLATONIC IT’S NOT PLATONIC IT’S NOT PLATONIC FOR THOSE WHO HAVE THE GOGGLES ON TIGHT I KNOWWWW WE HAVE BEEN IN A DROUGHT OF POSITIVE DEPICTIONS OF WOMEN BEING FRIENDS WITH EACH OTHER BUT SHE FELL FIRST AND HARD AND SHE HAS BEEN SHOWING UP FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS BECAUSE YOU ARE HER ALIBI AND THE ONE WHO INVITED HER IN AND HER BEST FRIEND AND SHE WANTS TO BE YOURS SO SO SO BAD

[shih-coulda-had-it]

oh okay. female-female courtship and mating rituals that resemble the behavior of closely related species that reproduce sexually which lead to enhanced ovulation. yeah for sure.

whiptail: judith burton is just an alias i put on to hang out with debbie. yeah i've poured thousands of pounds into cultivating this contact. no, this isn't a Courtship as Understood by an Assassin of Three-Plus Decades. incidentally i have a high sex drive because my One and Only has locked in to passionless heteronormative monogamy.

[sunshinevettel]

Morning workout.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[naidje]

[tijdvoormemes]

Danku lesbiennes!

[tomboyluce]

[carmelasoprano]

GINA BELLMAN as SOPHIE DEVEREAUX LEVERAGE (2008–2012) S02E06 · “The Top Hat Job”

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[catilinas]

everyone i've talked to about this has been completely unaware so: if you didn't know already, there's going to be a solar eclipse, with totality or coverage of 90% or more in some places, over a lot of europe, on august 12th 2026. in the uk it will start just after 6pm, and the maximum will be at 7:13pm.

here is a map of the path of the eclipse (from timeanddate)

get eclipse glasses if you want to look at it. it is not safe to look at through sunglasses. ok informative post over o7

[annabelle--cane]

I think eva stratt has detailed files on all petrova taskforce personnel that contain more information about their subjects than the subjects even know about themselves. several people in her employ have mild food allergies that she noted and had cut out of their diets via requests to the catering staff but that the people themselves have never consciously noticed, ilyukhina just thought she stopped getting regular stomach aches when she arrived on the vat because she's god's specialest engineer and not because all the dairy in her diet got swapped out for alternatives. grace does some shopping on the mainland at one point and doesn't realize he bought a different scent of moisturizer than usual so stratt just goes into his room and switches it with a hypoallergenic formula in an identical bottle. this is because she has never been normal about anything in her life.

[uss-emberprise]

‘I shouldn’t have eaten that last pilot’ GUILLERMO 😭😭

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

I remember walking down the street and seeing a sign protesting George W. Bush’s war on Iraq, so I think that.

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[elveny]

If your business can only be reached and all info about it only be accessed via Facebook or Instagram, know that it isn’t reachable or accessible AT ALL.

The whole metaverse can no longer be properly viewed without an account and I am definitely not making one just to see your contact info or opening hours.

Get a fucking WEBSITE. It can be just a static landing page with the relevant information. But get off the metaverse!

[s-t-a-r-c-o]

im reading discworld and im on the third book and i only just realized they arent arranged like this