with a rebel yell

twenty one podcast hostess of cabernet & criminals and my shitshow self

[jonioxo]

“ever learn to knock?” he asked throwing the towel down on the counter.

[shutupstella]

“christ, no need to be an asshole.” she snarked back “maybe learn to lock a door in a public setting?”

[dtf-blake]

the blonde had been shopping for an outfit for an event all day. department store hopping as each one buttered her up with more and more champagne as she was a frequent shopper. she was tipsy at this point as she finally spotted something across the way, pointing at it while speaking under her breath “it’s perfect”. as she went to take a step, champagne flute in hand she felt herself bump into someone “oh my god- i’m so sorry” she said, turning to look at the person with a sincere look on her features.

[shutupstella]

“Oh no, you’re fine, hun” she laughed “You seem like you’re on a mission. Anything I can help with?”

[shutupstella]

be on in about a half hour when i get home from work!

[shutupstella]

j o r d a n :

he shook his head in disbelief wondering what crossed some peoples minds to act like that, especially in such intimate situations with people they didn’t know. “you really are,” chuckled the singer nodding his head. “god damn, i’m a real actress mum, i’m a real actress,” he joked placing a hand to his heart.

she laughed at the boy standing before her. “look mama, you made it” she laughed, throwing her hands up in the air, then using one of her hands to grab his off his chest “please remember me when you’re too famous” she said, giving him a fake pout as she looked up at him, her fake pout fading into a big smile.

[shutupstella]

j o r d a n :

“at least you were nice, poor guy might have been crushed,” laughed the singer shaking his head. “fuck yeah, i’m so fucking down for that,” nodded jordan, australian accent thick on his tongue.  “i feel like i’d smash that role too.”

“right, i figured if he had to do that during sex i didn’t want to bruise his ego too much” she joked. “wow, i’m really going to direct a masterpiece” she giggled  “alright amazing, and you don’t even have to sleep with a director to get the part!” she laughed “you’re going to flat out kill it, babe.”

[shutupstella]

j o r d a n :

“oh the poor guy,” he hummed shaking his head slowly before a loud laugh soon followed. “well, good for him,” he managed to choke out shaking his head.  “jesus christ i need this to be in a movie, that shit is priceless.”

“he’s got a lot to learn. i was a lot nicer than I could have been though” she laughed. “alright let’s write it up. but only if you will make an acting debut as the man who sings the parody” 

[shutupstella]

c a m e r o n :

“ that’s actually kinda pathetic. because someone fuckin’ will. “ his eyes roll in annoyance at the idea someone could find that any kind of redeeming. it wasn’t his choice, he had to remember that. “ you gotta get some glasses for this shit. some spy gear type gadget that gives you the down low about these dudes. “ he chuckles. nodding when she confirms her tinder experience sucked, he shrugs. “ can’t feed into the hype these apps get, especially if they’re newer. just cause it’s good initially doesn’t mean it’s gonna last. “ cameron feels his eyes roll at her next comment & that nickname, it’s still not of genuine annoyance towards his friend. “ of course, what kind of father would i be if i wasn’t cleaning out my gun right as you got off your date, ella? don’t be silly. “ he teases right back, reaching to ruffle her hair a small amount. 

“wait so now I need spy gear for dating? what am i a fucking CIA agent?” she laughed. “right? most these apps aint shit anyways but a waste of time. and some money” she nodded and agreed. “dad of the year” she said sarcastically, clapping her hands “not all heroes wear caps” she teased the boy. scrunching her face up as he ruffled her hair.

[shutupstella]

s a h a r :

“thank you… finally, i’m getting the recognition i deserve.” 

“yes love, you so deserve it” she laughed, throwing her hands up in the air “you deserve the world!”

[shutupstella]

c h a n c e :

chance: wow myspace reference? you’re so old

chance: thanks tho!! her names pepper 

chance: come on over baee lets get lit

stella: boy you better shut yo damn mouth

stella: aww pepper, how adorbs

stella: alright cutie, text me the addy and ill be en route

[shutupstella]

𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 ➼ 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻

grey: i wouldn't get your hopes up, trust me i'm never this funny

grey: i shall forever remember this day. the day that i won t h e stella as a friend

stella: don't be hard on yourself, you're doing amazing sweetie

stella: *insert pic of kris jenner holding a digital camera*

stella: i won bigger, i got the G R E Y as my pal

[shutupstella]

i’ll be on for replies in a few! just running up to the store!!

[shutupstella]

s a h a r :

“just pretty cool ?” she questioned, feigning offense, “i’m the coolest of the cool. i’m ice cold.” 

“in the words of outkast, what’s cooler than being cool?” she giggled “alright, you are the coolest.”

[shutupstella]

𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 ➼ 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻

grey: aaaa trust me i'm nothing like that :)

grey: just wanted to try and make you laugh

grey: maybe get a new friend out of it

stella: well you did succeed, i did laugh

stella: congrats, you're the winner! you won stella as a friend!!!

[shutupstella]

c a m e r o n :

“ somebody’s going to find that ridiculous trait of his endearing. but that’s something you should’ve seen coming. nobody’s that fuckin’ good on paper and in person. “ cameron shoots  her a look and shrugs his shoulders. “ tinder is definitely not the ideal place to find anything or to use in place of a wing-man. “ he teases. he listens to her comments before snickering and shaking his head, eyes rolling. “ no, you bring ‘em to the bar and i get both a customer and to give you the low down. obviously i wouldn’t meet your date but i’m good at at-surface-level based judgments. so you’d excuse yourself to the restroom, come by the bar and i’d give you the obvious pros and cons. seeing as you’re oblivious to them as is. “ he jokes, leaning back and letting his eyes close, stretching.

“someone will and thank god it isn’t me” she laughed “no, deadass there wasn’t any sign leading up to it. things were going great until then.” she continued laughing, shaking her head. “i learned that the hard way. this was my first tinder experience and it sucked ass.” the brunette chuckled. “oh so are you my dad now, bugsy?” she teased “and then when we leave and go home are you going to be sitting at the dining room table cleaning your gun too?” she giggled, giving him a teasing nudge. 

[shutupstella]

➳ 𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕤𝕞𝕤

adri: can you believe one of my cast mates had the never to call me fake?

adri: like hun we're on reality tv, our whole lives are basically fake

adri: but you know, go off sis

stella: oo bitch, fuck it up

stella: you tell them, stick it to them

stella: do it on tv though, get the views make the money sis $$$$

[shutupstella]

𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 ➼ 𝗼𝗽𝗲𝗻

grey: we should be friends with benefits

grey: the benefits???

grey: you get to be friends with me :)))

stella: oh fuck, you had me there for a sec

stella: i'll take the perks though, sounds like a fair deal :)

[ofchxnce]

chance: it’s ya’ boy cuddling with his dog what else is new? chance: i’m bored. let’s through a party. you down? 

[shutupstella]

stella: ok i ?? think?? im in love?? with that dog?? idfk 

stella: puppers4puppers in the terms on myspace’s pc4pc

stella: fuck ya i’m down for a party. let’s fuck it up.