show and tell

holding hands, we're rather bored, nothing lines up anymore

[swarnpert]

my bones change color depending on how im feeling :)

[ememely]

(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

[drunkenssoldier]

(goes to bed at a reasonable hour)(stays awake for two more hours)

[whatamitoyou]

ah, the duality

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[biggest-goldiest-fish]

THE LEGENDARY LINE IS BACK

[valtsv]

[heart-0f-ir0n]

[recuperationdisliker]

[recuperationdisliker]

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[spaceviral-archive-deactivated2]

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

[searching-for-repentance]

Mental illness is stored in the balls

[onlyhams]

​mental illness is the powerhouse of the cell

[puppiebrat-deactivated20171212]

[6slut]

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

[debrides]

i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized

[androginking]

this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched it briefly and I couldn’t form full sentences for a solid 10 minutes.

[q4fy8g3ho9t-deactivated20240516]

at a football game a pretty girl told me i was cute and she also called me kiddo and i couldnt play my instrument right for the rest of the night

[priestessamy]

every girl I see is pretty, I am in a constant state of paralysis

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

this pretty girl offered to teach me how to longboard and when she was teaching me how to balance she put her hands on my hips and I felt my soul leave my body

[bella-likes-nutella-and-aca-blog]

one time a pretty girl called me “gorgeous” and I was so shocked and flustered that I literally cried right in front of her

[alectually]

today a pretty girl walked me out of class and i was surprised when she kept walking even though we reached her bus stop and i asked her where she was heading and she said “oh i just wanted to walk you to wherever you’re going” and we both blushed

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

at work this summer there was a pretty girl who came in multiple times a week and every single day she showed up I would lose the ability to form coherent sentences for at least ten minutes

[emiliusthegreat]

A pretty cashier at the campus store told me I was pretty and I got so flustered that when I went back to my room I had to lay down for half an hour and my roommate was starting to get concerned. 

[hexaviolet]

There’s a REALLY pretty girl in my band class and she’s three chairs away from me and every time I even glance up at her she looks back and smiles at me and I forget how to read music

[wlwesque]

This entire post just added 10 years to my life and soul

[wheeloffortune-design]

Once I was getting off the bus and there was a girl so beautiful next to me that I tripped and walked into a bus pole.

[damaramegido]

honestly me every time i see my gf, like holy shit, but also once in college i ran across this weird gothy/pseudo-victorian girl and she was so painfully pretty that i died

[blackkatmagic]

Once I met a girl so pretty I lost all ability to differentiate between languages and gave her my coffee order in three different ones mashed together. (She laughed at me, but that’s okay, because she married me two years later.)

[things-are-looking-up-oh-finally]

This thread ended in the best possible way. I hope y'all stay pure

[just-another-emo-perspective]

i love this girl appreciation post they are literally so pretty i don’t understand

[wkzkwosksosnsn]

One time, I saw a girl so pretty I legit forgot how to open the door I was about to open. So I just stood there till I remembered how to open a door

[wkzkwosksosnsn]

Oh! And when I saw (my now ex) girlfriend walking to class, I got so flustered because she looked so nice that day, I almost tripped down the stairs I was going down.

[iliveforkatiemcgrath]

I relate hardcore

[alexbluepower]

Imagine being in the mall food court, just minding your business, trying to eat a sandwich for lunch, when you see this gorgeous, dark haired, clear blue eyes girl walking by (and her twin brother. I’m bi so I really didn’t know which way was up or what my name was anymore). Talk about bi panic xD 

[scriptt-emotions]

Nah bruh I would’ve just went: bi. Me. Me. Bi.

[troubletravelsthroughspace]

I was on the bus when on holiday and this insanely beautiful girl was in front of me and she was talking to me and my mum and she remained eye contact with me throughout the conversation and she dropped her bottle in front of me and I hit my head in a panic to try and get it for her and my heart was beating so fast

[scriptt-emotions]

[daddyssleepypup-deactivated2020]

SPOOKY MOOD!!!

[sheet-masks]

🌸✨

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

[valtsv]

tucking your hair behind your ear so that more of your neck is exposed is like a “come hither” gesture for vampires

[catvampire]

if tucking hair behind your ear is “come hither” then pushing ur long hair from ur front to fall behind your shoulder while glancing off somewhere to the side is just straight-up “raw me”

[valtsv]

me signalling to all the hot single vampires in my area that i’m DTF

[kiwi]

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal

[reheals]

how is it that i am distracted by everything yet paying attention to nothing

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*feels deeply but cannot explain*

[thegoodvybe]

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

[ovur]

Men need to start dressing sluttier I can't do this shit anymore