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[aziklein-week]

Aziklein Week 2026 Interest Check and Prompt Submissions

I'm hoping to create an Aziklein week for Azik's birthday, running from November 1st to November 7th!

While the week is primarily focused on Azik/Klein as a ship. Works featuring Azik and Klein's relationship in other forms (platonic, familial, ect) will also be accepted!

Aziklein week interest check

Aziklein Interest Check This is the Interest Check for a fanweek for Aziklein (Azik and Klein) from Lord of Mysteries! WHAT IS A FANWEEK? A

There is also an Azik and Klein discord server set up if you want more news about the week or if you just want to scream about Klein and Azik!

Check out the Everything Azik and Klein community on Discord - hang out with 13 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[wizardnuke]

fake relationship but its a king and his concubine that was once an amazing soldier but he couldn’t go up the ranks for whatever reason so the king was like listen. hear me out. you can be my strategy dude. u just gotta be okay w walking around shirtless a lot. and soldier dude is like man that’s an UPSIDE and yknow they end up falling in love

[aethersea]

some idiot advisor: I can’t believe his majesty lets his boytoy attend these council meetings, it’s an insult to the noble institutions that uphold our nation, it’s an outrage—

a somewhat smarter advisor: you’re just mad bc he pointed out how dumb your naval attack strategy and no one laughed when you made a mean joke about him

[fieldbears]

Boytoy has gone from a top fighter who was well respected but in constant danger to wearing silks and eating grapes on daises. That fucked up rotator cuff was the best thing to ever happen to him

[mzminola]

Bonus points: at least half the other concubines are experts in assorted fields, the monarch brings them to relevant meetings to both play up a reputation for frivolity, and make sure at least one person there doesn’t have an outside agenda.

[aethersea]

my harem? 

did you mean: my chief strategic advisors

[kitten-kin]

The kingdom is an absolute monarchy but the harem has become a secret meritocracy. The nobles and official advisors kind of side-eye His Majesty because wow some of these consorts must have like…really good personalities. Kings of the past have had their own specific tastes of course; size, shape, age, color, et cetera. More than one ruler has interviewed consorts feet first and Ardwin the Adventurous’s obsession - God rest him - with snuffling armpits like a sow rooting for mushrooms is well known despite never being alluded to in polite company.

The worst part of it is that the new king takes at least part of his harem with him everywhere and it’s so embarrassing. The Counselors of War have never once met with His Divine Majesty without that hulking battle-scarred consort interrupting with muttered growls or scornful snorts. And the Ministers of Finance all flinch at the sight of that fox-faced one, rumored to have been rescued from the gallows because His Augustness took a fancy to his eyes or some such nonsense. General petition days are even worse, with practically the entire harem drifting in and out of the Grand Hall in turns, insouciant and smug like granary cats who know they’ve been given full run of the courtyards and barns.

It’s absolutely infuriating that the kingdom has never before known such a period of peace and prosperity under this ridiculous monarch.

[absolutely-esme]

It has not yet occurred to anyone that, perhaps, his highness has a competence kink.

It will, eventually, and at least a few people are going to be embarrassed it didn’t occur to them sooner.

“Well, you won’t be catching the king’s eye,” becomes an entirely different sort of insult than foreigners tend to assume.

[themooninthestars]

[witchble]

Science is spiritual!

Learning how the world works doesn’t strip it of magic, it reveals even more of it. The more I understand the universe, the more sacred it feels.

[rosieandthemoon]

Bath Abbey

[creature-wizard]

The reason people are told "mundane before magic" is so they remember to do things like check whether they've got mold or carbon monoxide in their house before they decide the problem is a malevolent spirit, find out whether their health problems have a treatable medical cause before deciding they're cursed, and make sure they have a mechanic check their car once they hear funny noises instead of just casting a safety spell on it and calling it good. People get hurt if they neglect the mundane.

[mollybeenoel]

© Stephan Vasement

[themooninthestars]

[unusual-suspects]

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[rosieandthemoon]

Fontainebleau State Park in Mandeville, Louisiana

[nephritebabie]

pick your poison LMAOOO

[forevermorejustme]

The Soul selects her own Society —

Then — shuts the Door —

To her divine Majority —

Present no more —

by Emily Dickinson

[unusual-suspects]

colorshow glassworks

[unusual-suspects]

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[unusual-suspects]

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[witchboxco]

[ashs-path]

Following witchcraft blogs is an absolute roulette wheel on whether you're following a TERF or not and I can't stand how many times it's happened to me. Reblog this if you're a witchcraft blog and aren't a TERF and I'll give you a follow! On this blog we love and respect trans women!

[onetrackminded]

Transfeminism and witchcraft is a match made in the astral realm ✨🪄

[mywitchcraftdiary]

I'm a firm believer that you cannot claim to be "love and light" and be a TERF; you are committing spiritual warfare against transwomen. Transphobia is spiritual warfare. Transwomen are channels of the Sacred Feminine.