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Now, could anyone do me a favor and like / reblog if they’re interested in interacting with this adorable little yandere vampire Kanato, from the all too intense anime / otome game Diabolik Lovers?

Bonus points if you give him any sweets.

#self promo

ircomix

lol i forgot about this blog

well i’ll delete it eventually anyway

#using my new blog

gigglesforotakus

#LmFAO #I haven't laughed that hard in awhile

chipsprites

#why the fuck is rayquaza black #oh mygod I need to watch more pokèmon

me: falls off cliff in game

me: SHIT

me: accidentally discovers area i needed to go to

me: oh

#lmfao me

hinaxnaru

insp

#hella

grayfullbster

“I’m with Y O U.”

#hella #okay imma stop my jerza spam now #bye

Lucy: *gets kidnapped*

Natsu: *Saves Her*

Levy: *almost killed*

gajeel: *protects her*

Juvia: *gets sad*

Gray: *cheers her up*

Erza:.........

Jellal: i have a fiancee

Erza: well, fuck you too

#lmao #jellal you fucking weenie #though he protects her and encourages her

uzumakipposong

I think Jellal and Erza are secretly engaged. It’s so secret that even Jellal and Erza themselves don’t know about it lol

#his fake fiance is actually erza #erza is the fiance!!!!!

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erza and jellal commission for jelulz! ٩(●˙▿˙●)۶ pose is referenced from: [x]

commission info is here~

#yes #I love this #beauty #amazement #flawlessness

In a dark, windowless room.

Mashima: Huh? What is this? Where am I?

Me: Good morning sensei, I'm glad you're awake.

Mashima: Why am I tied to a chair? Could you please untie me? I'm begging you!

Me: Sure, no problem, you just gotta promise me something first.

Mashima: Well if there's anything I can do to repay you then sure.

Me: Well I need you to make my ships canon as soon as possible, starting with NaLu and Gruvia, and then maybe Jerza and Gajevy.

Mashima: I... I'm very sorry, but I can't do that.

Me: Well yeah, sure, not right away, you'll need to start building it now so maybe in 30-40 chapters or so they can confess their...

Mashima: That is not what I meant.

Me: What do you mean?

Mashima: I'm very sorry, but I can't tell you, it will ruin the tension.

Me: Tell me right now! Otherwise I won't let you see daylight ever again.

Mashima: Well... you leave me no choice then. You might not be ready to hear this now, but Natsu will end up with Lisanna, his childhood sweetheart.

Me: What?! That can't be! She's hardly relevant anymore, she and Natsu barely interact!

Mashima: Well that's a technique I've been using to take the fans by surprise.

Me: But... Lucy! She'll be heartbroken!

Mashima: Lucy is actually part celestial spirit, she's bound to join her friends and end up with Loke.

Me: You can't do this to me! What about the rest of my ships? Gruvia will be canon, right?!

Mashima: Well, Jellal ends up dying, like Sieghart in Rave, and Erza starts developing feelings for Gray, which he accepts in the end. Juvia on her turn, finally returns Lyon's love for her.

Me: No! My Gruvia! Jerza!

Mashima: And Levy uses a forbidden magic, turning her to stone. Gajeel dedicates his life to reverse the spell, swearing to never love another woman ever again.

Me: Why must you do this to me?!

Mashima: It's for your own good. All the couples I presented so far were deceptions, shallow stereotypes perceived by society. My goal is to educate the fans, teach them of the true meaning of friendship and love.

Me: So me loving my ships has been wrong all along?

Mashima: Yes, that's right.

Me: No, that can't be true! Natsu and Lucy are precious cinnamon rolls, I must protect them. Their feelings for each others are true.

Mashima: You must open your eyes to the truth.

Me: No! You lie to me! I can feel it! Why?! Why are you saying that?! Haven't we been faithful to you sensei?!

Mashima: .... You're right, I lied to you, that's not the reason I do all that.

Me: Then why?!

Mashima: It's because... I enjoy trolling you.

Me: You what?

Mashima: Your tears are delicious. I cannot make a couple canon before I thoroughly maximized my satisfaction from tantalizing the fans.

Me: You leave me no choice.

Mashima: Oh please, what could you possibly do? You can hardly survive a week without a chapter, you'll have to eventually let me go.

Me: You're right, but before that, you'll know terror.

Mashima: You... You'll regret that! I'll post a chapter with an Ichiya x Erza color cover!

Me: Oh, it's worse than that, far worse than a horde of yaoi fangirls.

Mashima: No! What could be worse than never ending demands of Gratsu and Stingue?!

Me: I'm releasing... the delusional crack shippers!

Mashima: No! Anything but that! Bixanna makes no sense! And Jura x Flare was a joke! Plus Lyon and Meredy never even talked to... argh! Stop them! Make it stop!!!

#my worst nightmares all in one post #goddamnit #shit I forgot I wasnt on my ft blog #oh well #but anyway if jellal dies like sieghart I will fuck up mashima I s2g #dont do this