Google translation for my bestie for this video
Hijikata: Hey, what's up with those guys? It's annoying me. I'm supposed to be working. Why are they having fun?
Okita: That's right. So, how about you try and score at least one shot, Hikata-san?
Hijikata: Why? Why should I have to join in on their games? I'd rather catch a raven quickly.
Okita: Even if you want to play, you can't bring yourself to say it. That's what it is.
Hijikata: That's not it. I'm just annoyed that they're running around in front of me.
Okita: If you say that, you probably really want to play with me.
Hijikata: I'm not some kid who can't fit in with the group.
Okita: I'll go with you. That way it'll be easier for you to join us.
Hijikata: LISTEN TO PEOPLE!
Okita: Hijikata-san is great with the board.
Hijikata: You just want to make me your board.
Gintoki: Hey what are you guys playing?
Hijikata: (it didn't translate)
Gintoki: Is that okay? While you guys were messing around, Katsura ran off course. So what now?
Katsura: If you bring it into an air battle, they'll be so engrossed in it that they'll let up on their pursuit. You can always take advantage of that opportunity to make an escape. This is Kotaro's tactic of escape. He sees through your adjustments.
Hijikata: I can't believe I fell for such a stupid plan.
Katsura: (laughter and then it didn't translate what they said)
Hijikata: I won't let you get away! Kondo-san! Sougo! Capture Katsura!
Gintoki: I finally got rid of those annoying people.
Kagura: Now I can skate quietly.
Kamui: Don't forget we're here.
Gintoki: Why are you following me?
Kamui: Let's stop making strange accusations. It's a straight path in the lower leagues. You can't get back unless you take the same path.
Gintoki: Yeah. Okay, okay. I get it. Then we'll go first. You guys follow behind.
Kamui: It only takes a few minutes for someone to get ahead of you.
Gintoki: What's that? That's a pain. I have it. Well, I'll give it to you. I'll go ahead.
Kamui: No way. That's annoying. You only have to give up a few meters.
Kamui: I might brake suddenly in front of you.
Gintoki: What's with that dangerous driving? Someone please record it on your dashcam and report this guy to the police.
Kamui: The police were there just now. Are they going to do something about it?
Gintoki: That's right. It's such a pain. I just want someone to get rid of this guy. I'll give you 300 yen.
Shinpachi: Anyway, Gin-san, Kagura-chan, can you please let me go soon?
Shinpachi: This is not fun at all. Can you please take me back to the board?
Gintoki: Ah. Shinpachi. It was still a board.
Kagura: The board was completely unaware of the pain.
Shinpachi: That kind of fooling isn't good or funny. Gin-san, please find my board that was washed away.
Gintoki: There there. Kagura. Shinpachi. Let's go!
Kagura: It was swept away just a few minutes below.
Gintoki: It was because you guys made some crazy moves that it got blown away.
Gintoki: Shinpachi? What happened?
Shinpachi: No no! My glasses are gone!
Shinpachi: It seems like my glasses got blown off when I did the air earlier. What should I do? I can't find them anywhere.
Gintoki: So where did it go?
Gintoki: Why did you guys come along too?
Kamui: When you guys did that air move earlier, it got blown away just in time and got stuck on the head of some creepy monster.
Shinpachi: A creepy monster?
Kamui: That's right. The one with the coffee bean mouth.
Shinpachi: ELIZABETH-SAN!!!
Shinpachi: I can't believe Elizabeth caught me, I have to find a way to get her back.
Gintoki: It's a disaster. A quick glance without glasses makes me look worse than the average mob.
Shinpachi: (Idk it sounded like he refuted it though)
Kagura: It's better if he's a mob character. To me, he just looks like a regular guy with glasses.
Shinpachi: What's the point of just shooting glasses? This is no time for that. I have to somehow catch up with Katsura and the others.
Kagura: Unlike the slopes, outside the course there are a lot of trees growing. Yes. You can't go fast like this.
Kamui: What are you talking about? If you keep dragging your feet, will you never be able to catch up with them?
Gintoki: That's rude. Are you guys coming along too?
Abuto: It can't be helped. The leader still wants to continue playing the game.
Shinpachi: Are you still going to continue the death game?
Kamui: You can't do air in a place like this. Let's change the rules. The first one to get to them wins. So how's that?
Gintoki: This guy only thinks about games. He's such a stupid and annoying guy.
Kagura: I'll be glad to accept the challenge.
Gintoki: Why did you take it?! Are you stupid?! Are all you Yatos stupid?!
Kamui: Come on. Can you keep up with me?
Kagura: Don't get too cocky. I'll cut you off.
Abuto: Seriously? Those two... Flying through that forest at that speed.
(Both Kamui and Kagura yelling in sync as they dash)
Abuto: Is there a demon sitting there? Or is he just an idiot? I can't seem to get past him.
Kagura: (it didn't translate but she's yelling at Kamui)
Kamui: There's no way you can beat me with your techniques.
Kagura: Technique? What are you talking about?! (It sounded like she punched him?)
Abuto: Oh, she took out her anger on that brat leader.
Kagura: (silly laugh) This isn't an alpine skiing competition. It's not technique that's important to win. It's the determination to use any means necessary.
Abuto: That's disgusting. I can't believe she's a heroine. She's saying some disgusting things.
Kamui: Oh, I see. If that's what you're up to, then I won't hold back. (Punches her?)
Abuto: The leader also got caught up in it.
Kagura: Damn you. What are you doing?! (Punches him)
Kamui: Woah! Says the one who started it! (Punches her)
Kagura: Don't mess with me, baka aniki! (Punches him)
Kamui: Same to you! (Punches her)
Abuto: Oi oi! This isn't a game anymore! It's just a sibling quarrel!
Gintoki: It must be hard having a stupid boss.
Abuto: Ah! (and then Idk what he said)
Gintoki: Kagura, we're going on ahead.
Kagura: Ah! Gin-chan! Shinpachi! (Idk what she said but I think said "wait!")
Gintoki: You're the one who accepted the challenge from your idiot brother. Go settle it one on one.
Shinpachi: Sorry, Kagura-chan! my glasses are hanging down!
Kagura: You guys are bad too!
Kagura: They left me behind.
Kamui: That means we're at the back.
Abuto: That's it. It's the last day for you guys who were trying to provoke. That's ironic.
Kamui: What is it, baka imouto?
Kagura: It's no fun if we just keep pulling each other down like this. Here. (Holds out her hand)
Kamui: Why did you hold out your hand?
Kagura: We'll have to join forces for now.
Kamui: Heeeh~? I can't believe you'd say something like that.
Kagura: What do you mean?
Kamui: It doesn't matter. I don't want to be left behind by those guys either. Let's join forces. (Takes her hand)
Abuto: Seriously?! Those siblings teaming up?!
Kagura: (Idk what she said, but she betrays Kamui with a punch or throw or something LMAO)
Abuto: She threw it! She pretended to shake hands, but then punched him!
Kagura: I have no intention of joining forces with you! I'll go first!
Abuto: What a brat. Commander, are you okay? Is something wrong?
Kamui: Well, I knew it was going to happen, so I was thinking about my next move.
Kamui: This isn't a ski slope. It's just freshly fallen snow piled up on frozen snow. If there's a big impact, only the surface snow will start to slide.
Kamui: The speed is 200km per hour. I'll use this to catch up with them.
Abuto: Commander, was this what you were aiming for from the beginning?
Katsura: Hmph! The Shinsengumi are nothing to be afraid of.
Shinsengumi person?: Wait! Katsura!
Katsura: Give up. You guys can't catch up with me. I'm the one who took me skiing. I've seen it 10 times!
Shinsengumi person?: Damn! I've only seen it once!
Hijikata: I wonder if it has anything to do with it, but there's no way it will make you a better skiier!
Okita: But it's true that the gap is not narrowing.
Hijikata: Yes, we have to somehow get out of this situation.
Katsura: I'll just shake it off. What's that sound? What's that?!
Shinpachi: Get out of the way!
Okita: Oh. It's Yorozuya.
Shinsengumi person (maybe it's Kondo Idk): He's being chased by the snow!
Hijikata: Yorozuya! Why did you come here?!
Gintoki: We didn't come here willingly, you idiot!
Okita: What happened to China girl?
Kamui: Now, the final battle!
Okita?: He's sliding on a snowboard over the flowing snow.
Kamui: Rules changed! The winner is the one who can ride the snow and safely reach the base of the mountain!
Abuto: Geez. What a total fool. Good job.
Shinpachi: This is no time to play games!
Gintoki: I'm fine with playing games, but you guys should just play by yourselves! Please don't get us involved!
Kondo: This is bad. If we keep going like this, we'll be swallowed up too. Toshi! Sougo! We'll run away as fast as we can.
Okita: Kondo-san, it's impossible.
Okita: Please look ahead.
Kondo: A-AHEAD?! (yelling turning into an echo.... did they fall down somewhere? LMAO)
Shinpachi: The snow rushed in and we were thrown off a cliff. Katsura-san. Shinsengumi. Kamui-san and the others. Kagura-chan. Gin-san. Before I knew it, everyone was inside. I was waiting. The falling snow slowly falls. It seems like the final is clearly within sight. I see. They say the moment you have an accident, it feels like time stops. Is this what they mean? Huh? Maybe I'm going to die?
Gintoki: Don't look like you've given up.
Gintoki: Don't give up until the very end. I'll survive even if I have to bite a rock. Only those who think so will say, "Make way for me. Show me your worse."
Abuto: Huh. You're not being honest. Baka aniki~ Just be honest and say you helped without thinking.
Kamui: I don't even think that way. If you say something unnecessary, just die. Die die die die die. (punch punch punch punch punch while saying "die die die" over and over LMAO)
Kagura: Stop it! Why are you kicking/punching me?!
Kamui: There's no other way. I really want to kick/punch Abuto, but you're in the way, so die. Die die die. (punch punch punch punch punch while saying "die die die" over and over AGAIN LMAO)
Abuto: Captain! It's not my fault! Please stop iiiiiiit! (he prolly got hit in the end when Kamui got to him since he cried out like that LMAO)
Gintoki: Hey stop fighting with your siblings! (and then Idk what he said)
Shinpachi: (something something Katsura-san)
Okita: Oh I see. That's a good idea. Hikata-san, I'm at my limit. My hands are about to come off. But don't worry. Even if I'm gone, you'll protect the Shinsengumi.
Hijikata: Are you going to let go? Are you going to make me cry because of this tree?
Shinsengumi person? Or Gintoki? (I don't know who this is): Wake up, stop it! If you die, we'll fall too, so please don't die!
Gintoki: Don't say it's impossible!
Shinpachi: I finally understand what Gin-san was saying: there's no need for excitement on a recreational trip. I'll die anyway, so slow down!
(And then the video cuts him off for some reason)