sadlystillhere

[shycowboywombat]

[shycowboywombat]

Sorry gang

[shycowboywombat]

AO3 IS DOWN

[thememedaddy]

[shycowboywombat]

You can't spell Lore without Explore so get out there and be a whore

[mpregeminem]

the thing is i love living under a rock #myrock. people will ask you howwww can you not know about this?? it's because of my rock next question

[bobdylanyaoi]

another cup of coffee for the bisexual pervert

[greelin]

the horseman wouldn’t be headless if he met me. If you get what i’m saying

[days-left-in-second-term]

1,105 days left in second term

[bish0ps]

I need some hoes to believe in me. Fast

[papayafromtv]

how much do you wanna bet that the justice league sees how fucking insane the batkids are and tries to criticise bruce's parenting only to rapidly backpeddle when bruce just deadpan whistle-calls the nearest batkid over and gestures towards them like 'alright, then. you try bringing it up as a healthy adult.'

jason is stood there, gun twirling in-hand, shit eating grin on his face, and innocently he goes 'are you my new daddy?'

oliver's eyes widen in fear and he sputters out a 'o-oh i don't- i don't think-'

'yeah, that's what i thought.' bruce snaps. 'come on, jason.'

oliver watches bruce wrap an arm around jason's shoulders and lead him away, and as they leave he hears jason go 'i shot a guy like- directly through the nose ring, nothing but net style, so i won the competition and i get to pick dinner for tonight.'

bruce's steps falter just barely. 'and the man you shot-?'

'oh, fuckin exploded like an egg out the microwave. ruined damian's new sweater.'

bruce sighs.

'i want italian.'

'you had italian yesterday.'

'i want italian.'

[shycowboywombat]

AO3 IS BACK UP I REPEAT AO3 IS BACK UP

[shycowboywombat]

AO3 IS DOWN I REPEAT AO3 IS DOWN

[slangry]

[shycowboywombat]

Everyday before I go to sleep I'm like 'this shit couldn't possibly get worse.'

Then the next day is even fucking worse.

[shycowboywombat]

My life is kinda like Mama Mia but instead of the dancing and singing everyone's screaming and stabbing each other

[shycowboywombat]

"Oh. well, don't you have a support system?"

Takes a glance over my shoulder at the dry rotted, termite infested bridge ominously situated over a valley of man eating crocodiles snapping their jaws like the hungry hungry hippos game all while vulture's circle overhead.