Sometimes you slay the spire, mostly it just slays you

Hello everyone! My name is Shylo, and I love video games and tokusatsu! More detailed information in "About Me" below. Feel free to send me asks! Sidebar art by khazan0: https://www.reddit.com/r/slaythespire/comments/imd7ug/defect_vs_awakened_one/

[chibird]

Which one are you? 😆 I am definitely feeling the tea + anxiety one right now.

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[crocrubies]

hulkenburger 🍔❤️

[worldchamp-samizaynn]

kevin wasnt able to blade because it fell onto the mat just before the barbed wire chair spot. explains why there was no blood for such a brutal match

[shylax]

LOL I feel so bad because I was blaming the producer of the match for this but it wasn't their fault. It makes a lot more sense that they were hyping up the ref starting the match with gloves on, WWE doesn't usually bait and switch like that.

[sasasartblog]

[shylax]

People are still posting Special K Red Berries in the year of our Lord 2025. Life is shit but not completely shit.

[tyako89]

[shylax]

I kind of want to use Tumblr again but I'm afraid of how much more deranged it'll be since last time I used it regularly.

[overstimulatedsweetheart]

On page 322 of a book authors should not be allowed to reveal a characters hair colour. You missed your window. She already has a hair colour now and it's not this one

[bonnieventure]

weirdly enchanted by this

[bonnieventure]

they took these off the menu....have i broken the heart of a burger in love ? will we never know the sandy shores of that burger ocean...

[passion404]

with the release of infinity nikki it's so funny seeing new players say things like " momo is so cute" or "I would die for momo" and meanwhile every long time nikki player is like i would punt that little shit like a football

[shylax]

Made my character for my single player save in Baldur's Gate III, Incendia Vermilion, a half-orc wizard with a bit of a chuuni streak.

[miyukihoshizora]

Pokémon trainers be like "omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist"

[iwilleatyourenglish]

partner takes me for a fool

[iwilleatyourenglish]

it’s about this

[iwilleatyourenglish]

opening my ask box to the barrel of a gun

[lovepokemontcg]

illus. Tomokazu Komiya "Alolan Persian" from Lost Thunder

[athetos]

When I was a kid I thought dulce de leche was pronounced douche the loosh and whenever we went for ice cream my dad would say “okay honey ask if they have that caramel flavor you like… what’s it called again?” And I’d yell it and my dad would have the biggest grin while the server would sigh and say “no, this is the fourth week in a row you’ve asked me this, and we don’t have that. I don’t even know what that is.”

[athetos]

She always got her revenge because my dad would get a sundae and he’d get everything but nuts so she’d announce his order was ready by yelling “no nuts, where’s Mr. No Nuts” as loud as possible

[burstfoot]

Checking back on Uchikoshi's twitter while getting sources for my last post. What did he mean by this. Nothing I can edit is more deranged than his normal feed

[kineticsquirrel]

Oh GOD

They TWITTER-IZED THE DASHBOARD

[kineticsquirrel]

[lmaonade]

there could be so many more dope lego sets but its all fuckin star wars and marvel bull shit

[lmaonade]

looking at the lego ideas page and seeing the dopest shit in the world and knowing they're gonna just put out another iron man mech or something pisses me off so much

[lmaonade]

thank fuck we'll get another harry shitter castle or something and not THIS. definitely how the world is supposed to be