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Programmer/artist but I mostly reblog whatever I'm into at the moment. View on desktop/in desktop mode for the best experience, my theme is so funny. It's got fish in the corner if your resolution is big enough and you can feed them.

Discoholic 🪩
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Not today Justin

pixel skylines
AnasAbdin
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shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.

JVL
DEAR READER
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Love Begins
Stranger Things

roma★
Monterey Bay Aquarium

ellievsbear
Three Goblin Art

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art blog(derogatory)
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@absolita
About <-
Programmer/artist but I mostly reblog whatever I'm into at the moment. View on desktop/in desktop mode for the best experience, my theme is so funny. It's got fish in the corner if your resolution is big enough and you can feed them.
was on call with friends and said "it's mob psychos birthday today"
Previous mob birthdays: [2016] [2017] [2018] [2019] [2020] [2021] [2022] [2023] [2024]
Tap Now to save the elf
Tap Now to save the orc
you can only chose one. chose correctly.
Save:
The elf
The orc
Neither
people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too
umm i think your motion will be denied
Perry Bible Fellowship
"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.
customers today included:
- middle aged man who ordered matcha and then just Stood There and watched me make it. when i handed it to him he said i did a good job whisking it and handed me $1.25. ten minutes later when he and his wife left he shouted across the store that i have "good whisk technique" and "don't lose that!"
- woman who ordered a drink with the word "salty" in the name and then said "but with salted caramel." and when i said yeah that one comes with salted caramel she said "really? not just normal caramel?" and it took every ounce of my self control not to say yeah girl that's why it's called. Salty.
- extremely generic looking straight couple. woman wearing a trans pride pin that says "you're worried about the wrong 1%". i say "i like your pin!" she says "haha me too!" we finish the transaction and the man drops a bill in the tip jar. like five minutes later my coworker says emily what the fuck why is there a Twenty in the tip jar. i realize we haven't had any customers since that guy. i say holy fuck. i love you trans pride couple i hope you have the best day ever
Spotted longhorn beetle Rutpela maculata.
Back in the same rose bush as last year. I love it when that happens: my small friend has come back!
Field margin, Wales
it's too much
Preach I guess
OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD
fashionably late to the shadow hand bra meme, but here's noi dorohedoro
“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot
this image is so fucking funny what the fuck does this even mean or represent
I wanna go to the wolf academy...
I got my Masters in comparative folklore at Wolf Academy. I have to pay my student loans in bones.