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Programmer/artist but I mostly reblog whatever I'm into at the moment. View on desktop/in desktop mode for the best experience, my theme is so funny. It's got fish in the corner if your resolution is big enough and you can feed them.

linktoo-doodles

was on call with friends and said "it's mob psychos birthday today"

Previous mob birthdays: [2016] [2017] [2018] [2019] [2020] [2021] [2022] [2023] [2024]

theonion

halondrus

Tap Now to save the elf

halondrus

Tap Now to save the orc

orcposts

you can only chose one. chose correctly.

auntytim

Save:

The elf

The orc

Neither

Remaining time: 6 days 7 hours

maykitz

people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too

maykitz

umm i think your motion will be denied

sivavakkiyar

Perry Bible Fellowship

petaltexturedskies

"I asked Chat GPT" — well, I asked Mother Nature and she said your brain and soul are rotting inside of you.

danielwaldorf

customers today included:

- middle aged man who ordered matcha and then just Stood There and watched me make it. when i handed it to him he said i did a good job whisking it and handed me $1.25. ten minutes later when he and his wife left he shouted across the store that i have "good whisk technique" and "don't lose that!"

- woman who ordered a drink with the word "salty" in the name and then said "but with salted caramel." and when i said yeah that one comes with salted caramel she said "really? not just normal caramel?" and it took every ounce of my self control not to say yeah girl that's why it's called. Salty.

- extremely generic looking straight couple. woman wearing a trans pride pin that says "you're worried about the wrong 1%". i say "i like your pin!" she says "haha me too!" we finish the transaction and the man drops a bill in the tip jar. like five minutes later my coworker says emily what the fuck why is there a Twenty in the tip jar. i realize we haven't had any customers since that guy. i say holy fuck. i love you trans pride couple i hope you have the best day ever