Siamusotima-aranea

[comikbook]

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

[ecstaticadventures]

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[feralboo-the-weirdo]

I think one of the wildest parts about discovering you're asexual is realizing almost everyone else isn't.

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[kianamaiart]

how good is the cast w kids

AIKA- Great with kids around 6-12! She’s super fun and kids love her energy but she’s still fairly reckless and should not be trusted to babysit alone. Would not know how to properly care for babies and toddlers

ZIRA- Not the best around kids and gets a little nervous around them (especially really little ones). Tries their best to be kind and gentle around them.

HOSHI- Surprisingly great with kids in certain ways. They raised Aika after all. But they are an alien that doesn’t fully understand the human experience.

ECLIPSE- Can be good with kids when he wants to be. He has a caring side that comes out if needed but generally he finds kids kind of annoying and kids sense that and opt to annoy him more.

DEVOID- Kids freak her out. They always stare at her while she’s out and about and she doesn’t love it.

MISS- Amazing with kids of all ages! Although she doesn’t really desire any of her own, she loves being a teacher and a mentor to young people.

[kianamaiart]

Literally as I was answering this ask LOL (name blurred bc devoid calls Miss her real name in the game hehe)

[kianamaiart]

LOL I forgot to update. They had a baby girl that they named Lake! Miss’ genes didn’t even try

[froopa-coopa]

run wolf run

[postergirlfornothing]

[kaijufluffs]

She's being so big and brave.

[captain-price-returns]

Arrest everyone involved.

[captain-price-returns]

Money saved: maybe a couple million dollars.

People killed: around three quarters of a million.

[quasi-normalcy]

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

[quasi-normalcy]

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business

[lolita-wardrobe]

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[parkerposey]

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

[parkerposey]

He’s literally just telling it like it is

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[dogpuppy]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[coffeefocusrat]

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression