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intro

hello!! This is a side blog of mine (main acc @captain0fcrows) meant specifically for yapping about my special interests/hyperfixations or js things I don’t want on main

i post very randomly

feel free to engage in conversation with me!

also! I post a lot. There’s a lot on this blog. A lot

#tw gif warning

gatorbeast

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

anchovy

Beasts

#undescribed

faggotfungus

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microwavable-stimboards

★ ⸺ Disabled white Pin bfdi stimboard !

X X X

#undescribed #gif

bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190

“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma

and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND

tuesdayisfordancing

I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:

zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/

noun

a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).

ISN’T THAT AWESOME??

professorsparklepants

#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one

siesiegirl

She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.

crumbvulet

What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?

thranduilland

IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!

candiikismet

I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!

orriculum

One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”

I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase

unicorngunter

I'll be only what you've known of me 'til now

Oh how I hope you're moving on

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regonym

hope is a weapon, by @mumblesplash (x)

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller

smalpin

OOOOOOkay I just ran into your blog and your pin analysis posts really stand out wow. I just have to mention, like in a /neutral way that you frequently tirade against coiny, coinpin, the like and I just wanted to ask why, you know since I feel like you have a good answer and I'd like to hear your thoughts. And also how do you feel about coiny/coinpin fans interacting.

Alright gbye gng

OH MY PIN FACTORY HI

first of all thank you thank you thank you :3 my yelling and screaming is really all a response to everything ive had to see and how much it upsets me (think of like how "misandry" is really only a response to misogyny if that makes sense). my anger comes from how such a wonderfully multifaceted girl like pin whos story had such amazing commentary on the "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂😂😂" and how being treated as an evil black sheep all your life will have you internalize those horrible perceptions of you, AND how important having/retaining/using her voice was for her and how much of it amounts to her personality and leadership, AND just how far the act of deviating can go in both a positive and negative context/environment (deviating from prioritizing the competition by focusing on doing the right thing for others vs deviating from the type of person/contestant bfdia rewarded by.literally just being yourself), my anger comes from how ALL OF THIS is largely ignored by the majority fandom in favor of grinding pin into coiny's hot and sexy girlboss gf. it drives me insane. it is infuriating.

and it is not only the fandom that grants me this anger. jnj has often disregarded mech pin's arc in favor of giving out free coinpin, in turn dumbing down pin in the process in a really upsetting way for a lot of mech pin fans, unless youre a coinpin fan because thats all everyone else seemed to fucking care about ????? hello ????????? i always constantly reference tpot 2 for (although a whole lot more reasons than this ill simply say) this reason, this is what happens when you remember your sources ☝️☝️☝️that pin's goals and ideals were never really just for the competition; she only wanted what was right not even just for herself, but for who she thought were her "friends" as well; to which coiny's mind shares absolutely none of. the end of bfdia 21 pretended that none of this ever happened just for the sake of a hasty, dissatisfying coinpin reunion, which most of the fandom ate up because they hugged or something. smal does not say that you are not allowed to enjoy coinpin, in fact i do like their dynamic and see the appeal, but the fact that that's all pin gets to be ??? coiny's hot girl ??? insane. genuinely insane to me.

i prioritize anything pin gets outside of her constant, constant budding with coiny because those scenes speak of her true character more than ANYTHING else in the show 😭😭😭if you follow what she gets in fandom and what the show constantly advertises you get "pin is coiny's right hand girl !" but if you follow pin's experience being shut down and supressed every two seconds in bfdia, slowly being given her voice back in future seasons, and how much she thrives when she is just allowed to speak and talk and laugh and be herself without someone waiting to fucking snipe her for breathing too loud, then you get the pin that ive been tearing my hair out over (/POS) for the last three and a half years. its crazy, yes, that this is what it's come down to for me, but im tired im tired im tired !!! smal does not want to see coinpin. smal doesnt like their oversaturization and has stopped feeding into it, full stop.

again smal doesnt say that you 🫵the reader cannot enjoy them. please just understand smal's outlook on the matter. thank you anon and thank you all ♡

(oh yah and on your final question---no i dont have a "coiny/coinpin fans dni" that would be stupid lmaooo. ive been open to what coiny/coinpin fans have wanted to show me in the past 😭 and sometimes theyre funny and shit i just. dont care most of the time just be nice 2 me and we can have the funs ✅)

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dracononite

Pokedogs!! finally finished up their designs to where I'm happy with them, so here they are all together 🐕‍🦺⚡⛰️🔥

sarcasmprodigy

Making women up like it's a job

#undescribed #ohh she’s so prwtru

theribthatgrewback

opposite of "came back wrong." they came back exactly the same, but it's been so long and you've changed so much that you are now the one that's wrong. you want so badly to resume what you had, but your newly jagged edges no longer fit with their smooth lines. they can't even recognize you anymore.