TEETH EATER

@theribthatgrewback

he/him nonbinary | born 1998 reblogger of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Transformers, and general stuff I like . If I have accidentally reblogged something from a terf/racist/etc please feel free to let me know so I can delete it and block them! I will look into any claims so you cannot just make something up.

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People comment on posts like they're the first person on the planet earth to tell you about nuance

terrafey

not everyone does that. it depends

humiliationvictim

Hello everyone, I am humilationvictim's mother. it is with a heavy heart that i inform you my daughter took her own life this evening due to the cyberbullying on this platform. what did you all think of her? did you like her or have a crush on her? tbh or rate /10?

delphinidin4

icemankazansky

Omg y'all Y'ALL

jellyfishdreamofstarlight

3 years ago, I wonder if they have gone through all that rice yet…..

theblehthatbloos

Oh

nosuchthingasaburdenonsociety

There was a day in 2021 this post was on my dashboard three times a page

crabpeach

As an American, when they said truck load I was imagining an 18-wheeler style truck so I’m not too surprised by the final picture. There has to be like 200 - 300 bags of rice on that truck at LEAST. OPs BIL was incredibly lucky he only had to take 23 bags of rice from that thing.

thesaltofcarthage

THE RICE TRUCK STORY HAS PHOTOS

cavalryghost

The greatest story ever told IMO

clover11-10

That man will never look at rice the same way again.

marlynnofmany

FYI Shiv reposted the thread on BlueSky after leaving Twitter. It got just as much attention the second time around (as it should).

(Here’s a link to the last post because the threading got weird; scroll up.)

Happy Rice Truck Day!

caelo-jpg

Nooo Jetfire don't do that your so sexy

#transformers #jetfire #skyfire

teaboot

Not to stick my dick in the wasp nest here but I just walked past a white dude with the longest crustiest dreadlocks I have ever seen in my LIFE and if I do not exclaim my bafflement and horror *sonewhere* then I'm afraid I will lose control of myself and gently ask him Why

teaboot

Like we've GONE OVER cultural appropriation for fucking decades now, that shouldn't be news to anyone, and anyone capable of a google search should be able to grasp that the "vikings" didn't ACTUALLY DO THAT

But even if you boil away the "I don't believe appropriation is a real thing" people and the "well hmm you weren't THERE" people and even the "it's not that deep and it looks cool" people, there should still be the irrefutable fact that STRAIGHT HAIR DOESN'T LOCK?

Boy out here has KNOTTED MATS that are nearly transparent blond at the roots and fucking BROWN the other 70%

Son that's DIRT

What the FUCK

#using poop and mud to keep it locked

thememedaddy

gravityjunior

Starting a collection

#fascinating

real-language-facts

humans can't see in the dark because theres no "c" in "the dark"

nae-nae-supreme

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

jame7t

its 10 AM on a weekday .

balaclava-trismegistus

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

nae-nae-supreme

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

saintfelina

hexenmond

Image description: a tweet by divinelydaria.

saw an inspiring video that said you need to have 4 hobbies.

create, consume, cavort, commune

create: bring something to life consume: appreciate the art of another cavort: move your body daily commune: have a community to socialize with

end image description.

lierdumoa

I think you need hobbies that do all four things but the number of hobbies needed to cover all these needs may vary. Some hobbies pull double/triple duty. Some hobbies can cause repetitive stress injuries so it's good to have a few different ones that fulfill the same need so you can rotate to get the fulfillment without the carpal tunnel.

leebrontide

Tumblr really is aging.

This is true tho.

inthefallofasparrow

Misread this as 'you need to have 4 hobbits'

tanoraqui

also true! there’s a really famous three-volume self-help guide about that!

unless all you’re doing is liberating a single mountain from a dragon, in which case you can probably get by with just one, so long as you also have a lot of dwarves.