TEETH EATER

he/him nonbinary | born 1998 reblogger of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Transformers, and general stuff I like . If I have accidentally reblogged something from a terf/racist/etc please feel free to let me know so I can delete it and block them! I will look into any claims so you cannot just make something up.

[verygoodcomments]

[cryptotheism]

[cottoncandylesbo]

the excitable hog

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

Your comments mean something even when the author never replies.

Sometimes your comments mean something especially when the author never replies.

[sulkybender-retired04042026]

exactly this

[radawaycuntt]

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

[nightvaleofficial]

Available as a tank top, a regular t-shirt and a fitted t-shirt. https://topatoco.com/collections/wtnv/products/cpb-wtnv-painispain

Pain is Just Pain Entering the Body

Unfortunately, pain can only be removed from the body with a greater or different amount of pain. More from Welcome To Night Vale on TopatoC

[ashes2caches]

one time a guy friend told me he was quitting league of legends and literally two weeks later she was on estrogen. these events are intrinsically connected in my mind.

[eightyonekilograms]

There is still time [to stop playing league of legends]

[griffonatrix]

[hitboxesonstockimages]

Happy Pride!

For this year's pride event, reply to this post with a fighting game character and I'll tell you what their fursona is. (And if any artists doodle those fursonas I'll reblog it)

[hitboxesonstockimages]

I'll take this opportunity to comment on the many requests I've gotten to do the fursonas of the many furry or animal fighting game characters like Kuma Tekken or the Rivals of Aether characters. I haven't done them because they either aren't capable of understanding what a fursona is, or if they are, would just be confused since it's what they already are. But Sonic is an exception because if you told Sonic what a fursona is, he would be like, "That's awesome! Mine's gonna be a cheetah!"

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[depsidase]

[mreullogy]

[whisperingsoup]

it exists to divide the working class. All labour is skilled labour. Yes including that one. Yes, including that one too.

Do you know what's unskilled labour? Owning capital. There's no labour involved, thus requires no skill. And you can tell because people can be born into owning capital.

[bogleech]

Hi, sorry to bother you but you posted a story to reddit that's been deleted but I genuinely still think about all the time. It was part of a little anthology where an old man's consousness was transferred into his bowel and an scp style agent was called in to investigate the worm that turned out to be his intestines crawling for help. Its one of the most unique, fascinating, terrible fates I've encountered in a story in a long time and I was really hoping there was still a way to read those stories?

Yes! I put them up on my own website as the series "we hunt monsters," including new entries, and I'm working on more!

First entry is here, and links to additional entries are at the bottom:

[beetlewoman]

ii think about this everyday

[theribthatgrewback]

desperately wish i hadnt locked in my cat tag with a smiley face because now i feel weird putting it on serious posts

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[musashi]

So, Cheeseburger died on November 21st after an unfairly short battle with an unfairly rare cancer that is rarely seen in cats. I only got to spend a month with him after his diagnosis, and losing him has been the greatest heartbreak of my entire life so far. He was my best friend and my soul cat, and he was there for me when I was completely alone, for twelve long years.

I made this transparent PNG the night he died in preparation for one of the many ways I was going to memorialize him--a surface rug in his likeness that I planned on laying directly in the line of his favourite sunbeam. And I uploaded that PNG here, because this is the website where people post their cats.

I was not expecting the reception I got. Many people have pointed out that this post has more reblogs than likes, and how insane that is in 2025 when reblog culture is at an all time low. I didn't even talk about the fact that Burger passed away in the original post, it wasn't a tearjerker reblog bait or anything like that. People just loved Burger that much, in the same way I fell in love with him at first sight. He was such an ugly kitten.

Anyways, it's really special to me that so many people have reblogged my best friend. I made this PNG to memorialize him in a completely different way, and you all wound up doing just that in ways I never even imagined.

Thank you. Wherever he is, I know the sun is shining.

[somacruz]

Best thing I ever saw

[somacruz]

An ancient letter G is my pet and it has a fever in its big eye

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[unsound-satyr]

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

[quietwingsinthesky]

all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

[quietwingsinthesky]

god forbid you teach kids that their consent should be respected rather than about the inherent immorality of all the sinful actions of their peers