low sodium freaks!

theo ♡ she/he, adult, perpetual ruby lover, i post about incest and noncon ♡ i follow from lenucciaurl

[samfreak]

"then at least he dies human!" - dean winchester, 4x21, when the levee breaks

[samfreak]

all duct tape and safety pins inside

[edisdumbdumbdumb]

catholic hunter x lucifer worshipper witch! what could go wrong? 🤭

[shiftofgallifrey]

You people are normal right. If I learn how to be a person from you it would be fine right

[samwgirl]

what the fuck is his problem 😭

[cooltrick]

[frodo-sam]

[spneveryseason]

Which Samfic gave you the most illnesses

Oil in the Lungs by jribbing

Crate Training by sharperandmoreprecious, sheepishlion

Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees by Lise

now i can finally be okay by pippuri (that whole verse actually w/ iceberry)

You and I by howldax

When the New York Times said "God is dead and the war's begun" by caranfindel

Still Life by themegalosaurus

the body and the boneyard by hellsreluctantheir

The Very First Stone by road_rhythm

The Sun Pale as Milk by Icanseenow

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

Links to all the fics below:

Oil in the lungs

crate training

Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees

now I can finally be okay

You & I

When the New York Times said "God is dead and the war's begun"

Still Life

the body and the boneyard

The Very First Stone

The Sun Pale as Milk

[spnregular]

my power over you, grows stronger yet

phantom of the opera/samruby

[tgtbata]

THIS WEIRD TRICK ENLARGES YOUR GUILT BY 2 INCHES

[tgtbata]

unionize

[suncaptor]

Best Abusive Ship Tournament!

I am going to do a best abusive ship tournament. it will be held on this blog tagged #bestabusiveship and tagged per round. right now I will be collecting entries.

you're free to explain why the ship should win / propaganda (but unnecessary) which I will include under a readmore and a picture you'd prefer use, though I may edit especially if there are multiple entries, and indicate if you want to be anonymous or not if I quote you. obviously due to the nature of this, expect potentially triggering content under the readmore. since I don't have anon on, do know if you indicate you want an entry private I will not publish it nor quote you and will keep it anonymous, but just make sure to say such.

you can comment, add with reblog, or send it here (my ask box).

the goal is to sort of have a place for ships that can't really win ship tournaments because they are insane and evil but also are intensely compelling dynamics. I would prefer people vote based on what their dynamic is like in canon & the compelling factor of it all. the goal is for a ship to win not because it's the most popular or well liked or fanon heavy but because of its hashtag evil canon depth but obviously I can't control what people do so have fun with it.

[samfreak]

teehee well yes of course <3 "dean" is such a beautiful name for a dictator <3

[samfreak]

little brother has been watching supernatural and didn't want to tell me until he was "really locked in with it" and just texted to ask if we can watch the s4 finale together because he knows it's my favorite. on the one hand YAYYYYY!!! on the other hand he says dean winchester is the greatest character of all time and that the only show better than spn is dexter. so you can imagine how it might be difficult to connect with him over this. :/

[aliusfrater]

1.01, 1.08, 2.04, 3.11, 4.04, 4.17, 4.21, 5.02, 6.07, 6.10, 6.12, 7.02, 7.07, 8.15, 9.10, 9.12, 9.22, 10.04, 11.08, 13.04, 13.12, 13.23, 14.20, 15.16, 15.17x2, 15.19

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[stickingupforsammy]

Dean doesn't answer. And he can't meet Sam's gaze, either. But Sam can read his brother; can see the truth - 2.22 All Hell Breaks Loose (Part 2) Script

[is9vhl]

today's episode of watch me get invested in a fandom several decades too late (supernatural edition)