I have no context for this except me and a friend were talking about c!hermit pronouns and I thought this was funny. Please enjoy.
Cleo handed out a piece of paper to each of them, "Okay, everyone, before we start write down your name and pronouns on these and then throw them in the hopper."
Grian went his turn with the anvil, Scar looking over his shoulder. There was a definite pause after he finished and he rolled his eyes at whatever joke his partner had cooking up. "I know how to spell my own name Scar."
She turned to Scar and instead of his usual smirk there was only confusion. "You're pronouns are he/she?" Came out of Scar's mouth instead of a quip, which really caught her off guard.
"I- what? Yes, Scar. My pronouns are he/she."
"Since when?" Scar exclaimed, voice raising an octave and hands raising above his head.
"Since.. forever? Always?" Grian answered, thinking about it. It was definitely before he'd met Scar.. he doesn't really think there was a time where he wasn't using both.
"I thought you were cis?"
"I am, Scar," She sighed. She walked to the hopper and placed her sheet of paper inside, watching it get pulled away into whatever randomizing redstone was underneath them.
Cleo lightly punched (though it was Cleo so it still probably hurt a lot) Scar on the shoulder, "People can be cis and use multiple pronouns Scar. They're not always an indicator of gender identity."
"Well now I'm really confused," Scar replied, rubbing his shoulder.
"That's okay! I'm confused by a lot too," Joe Hills added with a great deal of cheer, "I also know a whole lot as well. Like Grian's pronouns."
Scar's face went red, "Oh come on. I'm definitely not the only person that didn't know Grian's pronouns- That's the whole point of us writing down our pronouns!"
"True," Grian replied, "But you're the only one making a big deal about it."
His face went even redder, "Okay. Okay. That's my bad. I just wasn't expecting it. It's like if you suddenly told me if you were into men!"
"Scar. What?" Cleo asked.
"Please don't tell me- Scar, I'm bisexual. You know this."
if I have to add some slutty flavor the only thing I’ll say is, he exchanges his tail into legs sometimes but you know he still has the core strength :^) and he can do a lil dance on something for sure
I didn't expect the dress to be this…uh, feminine? but idk…dont look too close I didn't color it in much detail. I finished with ‘My boy my boy my boy~’ (Billie Eilish? I believe?) stuck in my head like what? I don't even have that song in my playlist =O it’s so random
May I humbly request xB in. Any slutty outfit, honestly. He deserves it.
- 🦊 (that's me now)
praise your princess and maybe he’ll let you hold his feet
inspo from this screenshot of a twit, edited a bit, changed the chains into gold and cut the under dress into 4 pieces to represent a goldfish’s tail. hope this counts as slutty ;3 I think it should be if he stands up and dance but this pose came to me first
don't look too close as I didn't spend a whole lotta time! also I'm not that into feet you can probably tell cuz it's nah..
u should post the other kiss cos i say pretty pleaseee
Yeah this does it I guess
Actual art below the cut so my mutuals can scroll on and pretend like they never saw this :)
Scroll on and pretend like they never saw this :)
I'm never gonna post anything else like this, my easily embarassed self can't take any more than one nsfw artwork by yours truly existing out there, so enjoy I guess
but since I'm already on it, here's a link to an xbralis fanfic I wrote that's basically the drawing but in text I guess?