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Failed out of college because none of the exams were on The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind - Game of the Year Edition

[marrinara-sauce]

It must have felt good as fuck to grow up in the 70s and 80s and be able to enjoy Michael Jackson's music without knowing All That

[spookyweaselbones]

Every Reddit question is like, “What quietly became a thing that women quietly don’t know about America after COVID? And please, answer quietly.”

[spookyweaselbones]

[spookyweaselbones]

[spookyweaselbones]

I never really put two and two together, that reddit’s obsession with correctness makes them piss easy to troll, but in retrospect it’s so obvious

[spookyweaselbones]

Okay last one

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[curioscurio]

speak for yourself some of us work in retail

[marrinara-sauce]

You should be allowed to just publish your outline. Like take these plot points and imagine the rest of this story and that it's good please

[marrinara-sauce]

Welcome to the Black Parade is just Bohemian Rhapsody for people who never played a varsity sport.

[marrinara-sauce]

Little Caesar's committing atrocities in my intestines call that the Garlic Wars

[chaifootsteps]

[marrinara-sauce]

"Hey, what if we made a feature that was like if your most annoying coworker chimed in with his two cents any time you tried to Google something?"

^The guy who had this thought is now richer than God.

[marrinara-sauce]

George Washington: Oh boy I hope I don't get sliced and reshaped into a brutal new form today.

George Washington Carver: 👀

[evilwizard]

oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time 🤦

[oldmannewrobes]

Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.

[evilwizard]

ㅤ

[oldmannewrobes]

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[evilwizard]

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[powerchairpunk]

you’re in his dms? okay, well, im on top of him. we’re not fucking he just likes the pressure

[marrinara-sauce]

Why is this post in Bowser's Castle?

[ryebreadgf]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[marrinara-sauce]

Shaun face reveal

[do-not-u-dare]

reverse censoring where everything EXCEPT the swear words are crossed out.

[thedman0310]

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.