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havent done a meme in a while huh
what happens when an unthinking force meets an unstoppable disaster?
chargestep happens, obviously
“You will go back to work, you will put on that armor, and you will hunt me.“ You hush him, pressing a finger to his lips. “Because it’s your duty. Because it’s what you’re meant to do.“
“Then let me help.“ His eyes are dark, his voice quiet. “Let me bring you in right now.“ Let me protect you.
You shake your head. “The minute you officially locate me, they will close in. They will take the case off your hands and bind you with so much red tape you can barely breathe.“ You draw a breath through your nose. “And I will not–”
“Don’t–“
“–be taken alive.“ You hold his gaze as you say it, voice resolute, firm. You can see something break in him. “I would rather die than go back to them.“
He speaks your name, strained, and you hush him again.
“So promise me.“ There’s that familiar burn behind your eyes now, anger and desperation surging because this isn’t fair, all you ever wanted was to live. “Promise me that you will kill me.“
The choked sound that escapes his throat is entirely uncharacteristic of him. You lean in close, cradling his face in your hands. “Promise me that when you catch me you’ll kill me.“
He grasps one of your hands in his, his mechanical hand feeling entirely too real on your skin. “Maybe I won’t catch you.“
“You will. The Rangers always get their man.“
Has this been done yet?
So! Have you ever wanted to get a specific fic from me, or about one of your original characters and their love interest? A trope you just can’t find anywhere, or that you’d love to see again with characters of your choosing?
Why not commission me for it?
Fandoms: Dragon Age, Mass Effect (including Andromeda), Fallout, Divinity Original Sin 2, Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines, Pillars of Eternity, Tyranny, Far Cry 5, Fallen Hero, SWTOR and KOTOR, Dungeons and Dragons
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PRICING: A minimum of five euros, with a euro added for every hundred words over 500; added fees as follow: - if reader-insert POV, five euros; - if nsfw, ten euros. if specific kink, I reserve the right to increase the price slightly; - if you need fast, I reserve the right to increase the price for rushwork.
WHAT I WILL WRITE: - ratings from Gen to Explicit; - f/f, m/m, f/m, and poly ships; - angst, hurt/comfort, plot, no plot, romance, etc; - OCs and self-insert highly appreciated, including oc/oc content or oc/canon shipping. Just give me detailed descriptions, including appearance and any needed characteristics of said oc(s); - you must be 18+ to request mature or explicit content; - public or private fic. Unless you wish to keep the work private, I will publish it on both my writing blog and my ao3. Don’t repost it anywhere or claim it as your own writing.
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mom says it’s my turn on the consciousness
Better late than never so happy day of birth to @kissingagrumpygiant !
Lyuba tries their best to deliver the presents on time but sometimes their excel files crash and they get delayed.
15 16 and 22 for Hazel 13 and 23 for Fern!
15. what is their greatest flaw?Thinking she’s a monster, a tool, who deserves nothing good in her life. Her reason for existing right now is to make sure everyone she cares about will be okay and survive whatever they might fight against in the future.16. what is their best virtue?Her willpower, that shows in my earlier answer a bit too :’). Giving up would mean she’s failed everyone.22. how do they feel about their telepathy? is it a gift? a curse? For Hazel, it is simply a tool. Weird enough, since she thinks of her body as a weapon, something inhuman and far worse than her telepathy. It depends on how and what for she uses the tools given to her, and right now she’s trying to make up for her past and use it for something good.13. do they want to be well-known, or do they prefer to remain obscure?Fern doesn’t want fame, he’s perfectly fine staying unknown. People staring at him make him nervous, but it’s better when he’s playing the role of a villain.23. how do they feel about possessing people?He feels a bit bad about it and doesn’t do it unless necessary, or if he’s curious. Sometimes, when he panics, he might end up using it. For example make someone look away if people staring(real or imagined) makes him nervous.
7, 14, and 21 for the sidestep meme for Chase and Leonard
7. what is their dnd alignment?Chase is chaotic good, while Leonard is chaotic neutral as of the end of Rebirth.14. are they more daring or more cautious? They are on the opposite sides of the spectrum, actually! Chase is more cautious, wanting to keep himself safe and hidden. He works better in a support role.Leo thinks he’s cautious, but his impulsiveness and changing the plans make him more daring in the long run. So far he’s the Sidestep who’s gotten himself hurt the most, including Argent stabbing his gut in the sewers.21. what is their philosophy?Chase’s philosophy, hmm... I’m not sure how to answer to this question, tbh. Work before enjoyment? He’s always sitting on his computer or tinkering with stuff, making sure his plans are coming along and he’s done everything he can and thought of everything before committing.Leo just wants to live his life, man. And like I said, changes his plans and mind a lot. He follows his gut and adapts to situations fast, no need to cry over spilled milk. Life is short and his freedom might be even shorter, gotta enjoy it as long as it lasts.
So, I played The Passenger. I liked it. Sadly my Newman is horrible at making friends, Roach is the highest at 40%. I sense a hidden tsundere. Also, that humanity is way too high >:(. Troubling, feelings for vessel’s family. I’ll maybe do a proper profile one day.
Lovely template by @plushchimera.
Me playing The Passenger: oh man oh man I don't trust Roach. He might be playing with me
Me literally 5 minutes later: Imma fuck Roach
Me @ Me about how Roach suckerpunched my feelings in an instant
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☇ sidestep ask game ☇
what is their secret identity? do they have any nicknames? what is the meaning behind them?
what is their sexual/romantic orientation and gender?
what is their villain name? why did they choose it?
what does their villain armor look like? what is their typical style of dress?
what is their zodiac sign?
what is their mbti type?
what is their dnd alignment?
are they more calculating or more sincere in their interactions with others?
how honest are they?
are they a leader or a follower?
are they more self-serving or more focused on others’ needs?
do they prefer to solve things diplomatically or through violence?
do they want to be well-known, or do they prefer to remain obscure?
are they more daring or more cautious?
what is their greatest flaw?
what is their best virtue?
what is their ultimate goal?
what is their greatest fear?
what scarred them the most about the heartbreak incident?
how do they feel about death?
what is their philosophy?
how do they feel about their telepathy? is it a gift? a curse?
how do they feel about possessing people?
how do they typically come across to strangers? to friends? do they frequently use their telepathy to influence others’ perceptions of them?
do they prefer to be alone or with other people?
do they have any friends? allies?
what qualities might someone appreciate about them? what would drive someone away?
what do they find attractive in others? what’s a turn-off?
do they flirt often?
what is their love life like?
what is their combat style like?
do they favor forceful mind control or subtle manipulations?
how do they feel about herald idolizing them?
are they nostalgic for their sidestep days or eager to move on?
if they could have any other superpower, what would they choose?
kintsukuroi (“mending with gold”) - a Japanese art form in which breaks and repairs are treated as part of the object’s history.
You have a flaw.
It’s in your eyes: one blue, that of a newborn, a perfectly round robin egg - the other, deep brown, fertile garden soil in a round planter. A mutation, a defect, an imperfection, and you wondered how they ever let that one slide. There were never others like you, not that you saw. You faintly remember gazing through fluid and glass and seeing the world in muted cyan, and even then… there were none like you.
You have a flaw.
It’s in your hair: too long, too wild, untameable - wrong. Inappropriate. It always was the bane of their existence, kept neat and cropped so that it might no offend anyone. Now it’s more free, coiled tight around itself, twisted and tangled into a more manageable shape and pulled back. Submitting to control, if only just; waiting to unravel. Like your mind, tied in impossible knots and braided in loops you have no hope of detangling… and no intention to.
You have a flaw.
It’s in your voice: raspy from disuse, coffee beans slowly crushing in the grinder. Quiet and abused but still there - if barely. You can pretend to be okay, that you’re your old self again, but the illusion shatters the second you open your mouth and let that wretched voice skitter out. Revealing all your pain and trauma, badly scarred over and still bleeding. So you don’t, you keep quiet, you nod, you smile… like you used to.
You have a flaw.
It’s in your temper: a straight line, like a flatlined heart. Always calm, always composed, never so much as a spike, hardly even a blip. Anger has never been your way, not when sweaty hands touched you and foul lips kissed you, not when harsh lights burned you and the beeping of machines deafened you. Docile, unafraid, easy to handle, but not human enough… and then too human.
You have a flaw.
It’s in your memory: leaky like an old boat, sinking slowly to the bottom and you aboard it, helpless to stop yourself from drowning. Stacks of pictures that mean nothing, even with names and notes scribbled in the corners. You kept taking them and filing them away like they might make a difference, were endeared with smiles and laughs. You can’t remember whose. You can’t remember what they looked like, the sound of their voice, if they smiled with their teeth or just lips. You can’t remember… and you desperately want to.
You have a flaw.
It’s in your head: thoroughly scrambled, taken apart and put back together so many times you wonder if any of the original structure is still in place. How many of your memories are yours? How much of your personality is you and how much comes from them? Where do they end, and where do you begin? How much of you is you… and how much is her?
You have a flaw, two, three, you’re a mosaic made of only mistakes and something golden fills the cracks to make it look presentable, but you know: you’re broken. You will never stop being broken.
But you’re whole enough to do what you still need to.
Nicknames
What will Lovelle nickname your sidesteps? I did this in the Discord - but as it got too many, I’ve compiled them all here. Arranged in alphabetical order and sweets/ snacks/ spices inspired (because Lovelle has a sweets vice!) Hope I got everyone right.
Note: I don’t know everyone’s Sidesteps, so if I missed you out - it was unintentional.
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1) @iamkatsudone’s Aidan - Tiramisu
Sweet and extremely soft. Many layers to such a tender soul; the light layers representative of a hope for a better tomorrow, the darker layers reminiscent of the scars of the past.
2) @frozenabattoir’s Angel - Popcorn
Poppin’ into your life, she’s attention-grabbing in her own way. Sometimes sweet but sometimes salty. Someone that lingers in your thoughts, and whose company you won’t forget should you be blessed by it.
3) @disastersteps’ Anita – Waffles
A sweet one for blue and sweet soft lad. Soft and lovely, maybe a little lonely from what has happened to her. But surrounded by the love of friends, they can add colours to them, making them far more beautiful than they already are.
4) @erintoknow’s Ariadne - Mochi
Very soft and lovely. Only few are blessed to see who she is inside.
5) @kruk-art’s Awan - Saffron
Subtle and yet with a distinctive presence. Unique and hard to pin down precisely - but undeniably sweet. Undeniably special.
6) @auroriane’s Baptiste- Nutella
Because Baptiste is so sweet and soft, and he can make everyone happy just by being who he is.
7) @handern’s Basil – Peppermint
Basil feels like a lad who tries his hardest to do good. Minty in respect of his inner strength, peppermint as not all can appreciate someone as special as he.
8) @jedimasteramell‘s Cain - Apple Crumble
Hearty, sweet and wholesome. He’ll fill you with soft love in his own enchanting way - and in turn, he will be loved by all.
9) @themidnightiger’s Camilla - Meringue
Soft and gentle. Her subtle presence may go unnoticed, but she’ll leave you feeling better and lighter all the same.
10) @fallenhero-rebirth’s Charlie - Biscotti
Chipped and hardened by circumstances. Some may think he’s brittle - but he’s tougher than you think or believe.
11) @sadellacreates’ Chase - Gobstoppers
Once colorful but eroded by whatever has happened. And yet still lovely. Yet still sweet.
12) @technologicalnoiz’s Cyrus - Churros
The 'crunchy’ exterior reminiscent of his sarcastic front. But inside, he’s a soft lad! Give him some care and softness, and he’ll be even sweeter. Even softer.
13) @Lucy-Pher’s Cynthia - Paprika
A strong and intense exterior. And yet behind that bold front, it hides a sweet heart.
14) @tinta–branca's Dmitriy - Cotton Candy
A soft, quiet lad; and yet their presence will Never go unnoticed. Will always leave you feeling better. (Also, the floof on candy floss makes up for Dima’s lack of hair)
15) @Sarasha’s Elias - Swiss Rolls
Very soft and lovely. It may be hard to peel back the layers, see them for who they are inside. But when you do… you’ll find that they are far more beautiful than you originally thought.
16) @croc-in-crocs’ Embla - Chiffon
Light and soft. It’s airy texture a nod to Embla’s fairy-like qualities. a harbor of soft love and delight - just like Embla.
17) @Arc’s Emmett - Dango
He feels like a cute and sweet lad, just like dango. Soft on the outside and in!
18) @gorefest’s Devon - Tabasco
Hot, powerful and dramatic. Very unforgettable. (Not tobacco; tabasco)
19) @aromanticmage’s Hannah - Vanilla
Calm, subtle, and pure. Able to get along well with most people, some of whom will bring out the best in her. They can make her more beautiful, but will never let her lose her sweet side.
20) @sadellacreates' Hazel - Curry Puff
Perhaps a little tired and dull inside, but warm and soft nonetheless. A comforting presence with just the slightest feistiness, who will keep you company on cold, lonely nights
21) @unitbravo‘s Insoo - Bingsu
A homage to their name, with the burst of flavor in Bingsu’s toppings showcasing their daring and arrogance. And yet, Bingsu can be a little mild inside - just like how Insoo isn’t as ruthless as they could be.
22) @troblinidae’s Jasper - Spearmint
A strong minty flavor to match a strong personality. Spearmint because though there may be a razor sharp edge to them at first, those that aren’t turned away will eventually find their soft centre.
23) @smuteczekbiczo’s Jed - Chai
Intense, spicy, and overwhelming. But just like how milk soothes the strong taste of chai, gentle and soothing hands (cough Danny cough) too can soften him as well.
24) @saturnstep’s Jie-Sun - Lava Cake
Sweet and Hot (literally and figuratively). With the right people, his true colors will shine.
25) @Aeon/Cait’s Jax - Magnum
The hard exterior, reminiscent of Jax’s sarcasm as a protective wall that hides a lovely soul within.
26) @seph-scribbles’ Keiron - Caramel
Once pure and innocent, but now a little burnt around the edges. Yet still special. Still sweet.
27) @echoise’s Keith – Muffin
Light and soft, with an even softer centre. Sweet, lovely, and undeniably comforting.
28) @justcharliebruh’s Kit - Snickerdoodles
A cute one for a cute lad! A special combination of flavors for a unique individual. A little weathered by circumstances, but still having a soft centre underneath those scars.
29) @depressed-sock’s Kiyo - Cupcake
Soft, sweet, and lovely. Just like a good cupcake, his presence will always lift your mood.
30) @ortegatrash’s Léon - Chilli Peppers
A wild lad whose presence you can never ignore. Controlling, spicy and intense all rolled into one.
31) @animaopen’s Logan - Cocoa
She’s maybe a little bitter and hard to some. But if you get to know her, you’ll find she can be sweet. And she can be the best thing you have ever seen.
32) @barelydwarven’s Lyuba – Marshmallows
They’re so soft, lovely and huggable. A true friend, a lovely presence, forever wholesome, sweet and pure.
33) @barelydwarven’s Magda - Mooncake
An intimidating presence, rich and full. Just like the yolks of a mooncake, she has something special inside. Very strong, very stable.
34) @ratastrofiend’s Marco - Mille Crepe
Delicate and light. Several layers of softness and calm delight.
35) @jpriest85-blog’s Maryam - Ginger Snaps
Intense. Mom vibes manifesting in the strong ginger taste; protective but not too overwhelming. Someone you can depend on.
36) @tiredopossums’ Michael - Apple Pie
A soft centre, hidden by a strong front. The crust like a protective barrier against the horrors the outside world may bring. He’s sweet and a little sour; a unique and balanced combination. Needs to learn self-care, but when he gets his act together, he’ll be even more amazing than he already is.
37) @nln4’s Mikoto - Pumpkin Pie
Lovely on the outside, lovelier and sweet on the inside. And beyond the softness, there’s a quiet strength - in the form of the walls that hold them up, despite what may come her way.
38) @ratkingkisses’ Natalya - Pretzels
the twisty parts reminiscent of how there’s more to her than what may seem. For despite her intimidating front, it doesn’t change that she’s still soft inside.
39) @ladyshivs’ Richard - Macarons
Sweet and lovely, soft on the inside and beautiful on the outside. Difficult to truly get to know - but he’ll be worth it.
40) @fallenqueero’s Sasha - Twinkies
Soft, with an even softer centre. The distinct buttery taste a nod to Sasha’s daring streak.
41) @unlucky-words’ Seneca - Oreo
A sweet exterior darkened by circumstances, hiding an angelic voice within.
42) @mademoisellegush’s Solana - Pop Rocks
Bright, sparkly and popping. A burst of energy and fresh air! Sweet, cheerful energy, she’ll be there to brighten your day.
43) @rockboci’s Twig - Pocky
Thin and with a likeness of a twig (I’m sorry lmao), sweet on the outside and inside.
44) @echoise’s Vi - Liquorice
Hard to most, but in the right hands you’ll find the softness that has always been inside.
45) @sadsteps' Viera - Star Anise
Strong and distinct. a raging entity that can easily overpower and influence. Also sweet and spicy, in light of Viera’s sass!
46) @violet-siamese's Vi Min-Si - Buttercream
Not quite fully integrating with people. She’s good with them, but will remain a little separated. And yet, still she tries.
47) @ma-setheneran's Wren - Pudding
Soft and delicate. Perhaps a little wobbly in social interactions, but lovely and sweet all the same.
48) @yeah’s Yalina - Castella
All rounded softness for a lovely bluestep. A comforting presence, who can always lift your mood.
49) @liimemight’s Yolonde - Boba
Mildly sweet, with the pearls being the baggage of the past. These are hidden by a calm/ stoic exterior and not visible to all - but there are those who will accept them as a part of who she is.
50) @ratkingkisses’s Zia - Cinnamon
Intense, with some hints of spiciness and sweetness. She’ll come in like a storm and you won’t know what happened, but she sure will leave a lasting impression!
I AM DONE. Feel free to nickname Lovelle too!
Important
Okay, let’s have a talk about words and their effect on people.
This is mostly tying in to the discord, but since it also has to do with design decisions in general, I am putting it on here.
First of all: I’m old. Well, not really, but compared to most of you. I’m 47, been queer since the eighties, and I’ve seen some shit. Done some shit too, if I’m being perfectly honest. I’m not perfect. I wouldn’t even be bringing this up if it hadn’t been brought to my attention from other parties as well (thank you anon from yesterday) and so I thought we might have a talk.
A talk about Chen.
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malin said suit jed so suit jed it is ✊😔
okay so wet shirt is there only because of discord and to torture @technologicalnoiz dont mind me lmao