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In the afterlife, souls can see how many living people still know you once existed. You, who had lived a fairly normal life, finally saw the count drop to 0 just 200 years after your death. 500 years later, 95% of the Earth’s total population suddenly knows about you.

anotherhawk

And they all know I sold really, really shitty copper.

nehirose

I laughed UNREASONABLY hard over this.

modern-austen

subtitles from Science Gossip, 1900

loxxscreens

these are so pretty

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disclaimer - I don’t make most of my lockscreens; they come from Pinterest! if one of them happens to be yours, just message me and i will give you credit :)

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kelzuki

truthdarespinbottles

Pierre-Joseph Redote’s engraved and painted flowers + folklore lyrics

phone lockscreens or backgrounds | please reblog if you like/save/use

yukippe

ok but concept: sokka invents the camera but DOESNT TELL ANYONE and just tells them to close their eyes for when he wants to paint them and then presents everyone with the photograph after and sokka goes, "yea I painted that 😌" and katara goes 👀👀, "okay sokka sure but like you suck at painting". anyways what I'm getting at is sokka invented the camera in part to get his sister to stop making fun of his art skills

nonrebreather

tired: Sokka is a bad artist, the paintings he does in canon are goofy, look at the untalented man

WIRED: Sokka comes from a culture where stories are preserved orally, and art forms are face paint, beadwork, making clothing, carving, etc. The times he is shown painting in atla are probably the first handful of times he's even used ink on paper, and so his art is not BAD because he is a BEGINNING ARTIST stop SAYING Sokka is a bad artist. And don't bring up his carving for Yue that's just not baby's forte, did u see his war paint in the first damn episode? U wanna say the guy who did that is not an artist?? was the first thing u ever drew a masterpiece?????? Cowards

morningsaidthemoon

wan shi tong’s library, above and below

-click for higher res-

magicmooshka

Reuploading because of tech issues! Go watch ATLA my friends!!

witchtips

Beginner Witchcraft Resources Masterpost

General Information Sites:

- Awake The Witch Within

- Witchcraft 101

- World of Wicca

- Spells For Beginners

- Wings For The Spirit

- Spells and Witchcraft (WARNING this site has autoplay music)

Specialized Witchcraft Sites:

- Explore The Types of Witchcraft

- Sea Witchcraft at Book of Tides

- Water Witchcraft at Witches of The Craft

- Faery Witchcraft at Patheos

- Satanic Witchcraft at Spiritual Satanist

- Herbal Witchcraft at The Smart Witch

- Witch’s Herbal Reference

- Kitchen Witchery at Llewellyn Worldwide

- Traditional Witchcraft

- Hedge Witchcraft

anastasiatasou

phone backgrounds! use for free - share w your friends - but if you post, please give credit :) happy early christmas!

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LET'S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB