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HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!
Happy Valentine's Day! Have a long post with some FusionFall valentines!
These were invented a year ago by me, dexlabsceo and eddyeddyneddy!!
mom i can’t go to school today, it’s a national holiday
a compilation in honour of our first christmas without vine.
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Fights are fun!
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The most revealing sentence about a character, ever.
This is also acceptable for Bendy is shown how to Christmas by Mickey
The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.
That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc
hail satan
satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent
satan seems like a pretty nice guy
This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”
Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins
1. Stupidity
2. Pretentiousness
3. Solipsism
4. Self-deceit
5. Herd conformity
6. Lack of perspective
7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies
8. Counterproductive pride
9. Lack of aesthetics
That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.
*converts to Satanism*
it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…
1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked
2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them
3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there
4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy
5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal
6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved
7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.
8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9: Do not harm young children.
10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.
Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’
I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!
I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:
Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.
Throwing this back up here because I’m thinking about leading with it at the family reunion.
Man I HATE religion but I could seriously dig this
well shit, we should reconsider it
This is how I portray Bendy. He’s capable of love and compassion, just not to the rest of you proletariat scum!
big boy is doing a little boogy and this tiny boy comes to attack him
Boobs are the best stress balls
Romeo + Juliet (1996) truly has everything…heavy religious imagery…young leo…90s fashion…a brief drag scene….neon lights…those iconic angel wings
guns labeled “sword”
being better than anything shakespeare ever produced
i dislike the implication that shakespeare wouldn’t have done the exact same thing if he were alive in the 90′s
Fun fact, the guns being labelled “sword” is not just them being Extra™.
Most of the guns being used by the main characters are modified Taurus PT99 pistols, the different types of which are often named after specific types of knives and swords, thus enabling them to not have to change the Shakespearean dialogue, but to also manage that specific visual pun.
So Shakespeare would have absolutely been 100% all over that shit.
For example, Tybalt’s gun is a modified 9mm “Rapier” (from the Taurus PT99 Series ‘R’) and is actually one of my favorite visual aesthetics of quite probably any weapon in movie history to date.
While everyone else seems to be using a much more heavier and “powerful” version of pistol, his is sleek and light in frame, making it much easier for him to fight the way that he does. Which is undoubtedly Extra™ in comparison to everyone else, but also intended to mimic the dueling stance of actual rapier swordsmen of the time who relied on speed rather than brute force. They were Gentlemen after all. If you were going to cut someone down you ought to do it with some finesse.
If you look closely at his hand you’ll notice that with the exception of his middle finger on the trigger, he’s actually holding it the way one would a sword hilt. He’s also got the poise of a honed duelist.
This is someone who has been brought up with a very strong sense of Family Honor, and is expected to fight to defend it, but not as a common foot soldier (who carry “longswords” which are modified shotguns in the film), but as a Gentleman.
A gentleman who suddenly finds himself having to fight in the streets with people carrying “daggers”.
Like Mercutio’s modified pistol, which while beautiful and (importantly thematic) transparent in its function, is also heavy and cumbersome in comparison to Tybalt’s rapier, which also has a much further range, something he also makes better use of with the addition of a quick release mount for a c-scope, which allows him to either be slow and accurate, or to forgo accuracy for speed during say, a one on one duel vs a street brawl.
Which means even if he can’t make as many quickfire short range movements as Mercutio can, he’s still going to fucking obliterate him with the practiced ease of someone who has been training for duels their entire life.
Not to mention just how fucking ornate this thing is. Look at it. What an extra little sob, I love it. I love the whole movie. It’s an excellent adaptation and I’ll bite my thumb at anyone who says otherwise.
When we left the theater after seeing it, my partner asked me that same question about what Shakespeare would think. Then, as now, I think he would have loved it. Elizabethan theater was a popular art form and at it’s best, Shakespeare is deliberately playing to everyone from the drunks standing up front to the toffs in the boxes. he’s competing with vendors and orange girls who weren’t just selling oranges. He’s competing with conversations and possible fist fights or worse. There were none of the modern cues we use to get audiences to shut up, like dimming lights, curtain opening, etc. as they were performing on an open air stage.
Most of his plays are designed specifically to do something attention grabbing in the first scene to get the audience to SHUT UP and Watch. This production does that with noise and action and glorious visuals. It grabbed everyone in the theater, and the production did what the original was meant to do: bring in all walks of life. The showing we went to had as many teens as adults and they were all really enjoying it. As we were leaving, the gaggle of teens in front of us were planning to come back and see it again.
Which was kind of the point. These plays survived because they drew in audiences over and over. They could remount Romeo and Juliet next year and people would want to see it again. Before we labelled them high art and dissected them, they were crowd pleasures full of slang and dirty jokes and swordfights as well as the poetry and characters and themes that gave them staying power. They work best when all those things are still in there and accessible so people can experience all of those things.
This version captures that better than any other Romeo & Juliet I’ve seen. Romeo + Juliet is alive and brash and still grabs me every fucking time. This version is the closest I’m likely to get to what it felt like to watch it the first time, even if the outfits are different and as the poster points out Luhrmann has carefully translated the swords and fighting styles into modern weaponry. I know next to nothing about firearms, but I could see that Tybalt moved right, like a swordsman. I could read the body language in the fights just as clearly.
I still think I’m unlikely to see a version I’ll like better.
At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time and nobody knew it.
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
We don’t go with assholes, we go with the people who give us attention at the right time and ignore us at the right time and it just so happens to be the people who don’t care about us and it’s stupid a/f
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Okay but like that’s the most true stereotype ever… so many dumb nice girls date douchebags lmao
ARE YOU SERIOUS
The problem is not that nice girls date assholes, it’s that nice girls *knowingly* date assholes and then have the nerve to complain and ask “why can’t I find a nice guy?”
And I will now stop before this becomes a rant.
You dont get this post do you? Lol
The comments are priceless.
So many people being clueless.
Douchebags always date douchebags. The kicker is douchebags have 0 self-awareness that they are douchebags so in turn they complain that “they can never find a nice guy/sane girl.”
Holy fuck man not you too
So many non-comprehending mother fuckers
Pure comedy gold.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
This post is a perfect example of what people mean when we talk about how nobody on this godforsaken website has any fucking reading comprehension skills
I fucking love this post and think about it often
2018 is gonna be the year of ditching the “to cope” excuse for shipping pedophilia and incest and if you don’t like it you can catch these hands
Hey guys, you see all the people in OP’s notes talmbout “antis” and tryna defend their “right” to be gross? Block these hoes. Block them all.
back in freshman year of high school we had this teacher who was really fucking annoying and HATED cell phones with a fucking passion. at the beginning of the school year he had us sign this goddamned “contract” that we wouldn’t have it in class or he would confiscate it.
so this annoying douchebag kid was on his phone and the teacher went “you have to give it to me now you signed the contract” and the kid didn’t even look up and said “contracts signed by a minor are not legally binding” and continued to text. and i hated that kid but…..dare i say iconic
anyway he got detention for it but i just found out he got into law school this year
Something’s a little fishy about the IKEA Santa, but I think I trust him more than all the others.
haha wow i wish people would stop reblogging from haikubot considering its creator is a transphobe oops
The haikubot made a “did you just assume my gender??” joke
Can’t find the exact post right now
@cocoa-wheats
Oof okay, gotcha. Thanks for letting me know!
yeah np!
This is what I talk about when I’m referring to tumblr using the “one strike and you’re out system” - that blog apologized over this and promised to do better but here y'all are, vilifying a positive blog that has done trans supportive things dozens of times over this one time they made a joke they probably didn’t even know was transphobic. Smdh y'all need to grow the fuck up
they didn’t apologize. they made a post that boils down to “sorry that my joke offended you”. that’s not an apology
No, they did apologize, but given English isn’t their first language, it took a few times for them to write an apology that people somewaht decided it was good enough.
It was a literal issue of them struggling with English, and it was an honest mistake by them, as they didn’t know it was offensive.
(edit) When they said “sorry you got offended” they meant “I’m sorry I said something that hurt others”. Also, they ended up deleting their multiple apologies because no one backed off and continuously attacked them instead of trying to educate and help them with their English. We can’t educate others by refusing to allow them to apologize from their past mistakes and move on with new information.
We can’t educate others by refusing to allow them to apologize from their past mistakes and move on with new information.
There isn’t even anything offensive about the fucking joke you harpies. Jesus fucking Christ.