boyvana the trans

kit | 21 | he/him

[pemguims]

HOCKEY TWITTER SIMULATION:

@ iloveragebaitingpeople: (posts ragebait)

@ hockeyfan1: ( responds very seriously to rage bait)

@ hockeyfan2: (bad faith take)

@ hockeyfan3: (stolen tumblr gif)

@ hockeyfan4: (stolen tumblr gif)

@ [LOCKED ACCOUNT]@ secrethockeyfan: what if....two men....no...i shant say what if they find out..

@ imstupid: when will sidney crosby have sex with evgeni malkin and then get pregnant @ nhl @ penguins @ sportsnet @ espn

@ hockeyfan5: ummm why isnt anyone talking about (thing that has been extensively talked about like 6 months ago)

@ imasportsreporter: a player is maybe being traded at some point. but whose to say

@ hockeyfan6: (stolen tumblr gif)

@ hockeyfan7: i love when players gay kiss haha @ nhl @ sanjosesharks #gosharksgo #sharkshockey #nhl #hockey

@ hockeyfan2: @ hockeyfan7 wow okay so ur just fine with fetishising gay men okay ew blocked

@ hockeyfan8: @ imasportsreporter OMG just like in #heatedrivalry 🏳️‍🌈💏🍑💦🍆🤣😌😛

@ hockeyfan9: (stolen tumblr gif)

[creekfiend]

the only fic i've ever seen that thoughtfully incorporated elements of real life dog sex into omegaverse was hockey rpf but they were breeding hockey players to produce more hockey players and they were the only ones who did this. people who weren't hockey players just had human sex

lots going on here that I really don't feel qualified to comment on but thank you for sharing it with me. enriching to know this is occurring out there somewhere. baruch hashem who makes the creatures different

[ticklefightgeno]

“what’s the catch with this guy” is one of the most fun sid things to explore in darker or grimier fic. he’s smart he’s talented he’s handsome and oh he’s a serial killer

[solarcat]

The Guest House is a LIE: A PSA

Being a probably-incomplete but possibly mostly-factual reference guide to the living situation of one Sidney Crosby (Captain, Pittsburgh Penguins, NHL). With annotated references.

We have, of course, all heard or even told the requisite jokes about how, despite being the multimillionaire face of the NHL (etc, etc) Sidney Crosby still, for some reason, lives in Mario Lemieux’s guesthouse.

This continues to be hilarious, but my friends, we may have been misled! Please read on:

Keep reading

[joss-the-boss]

who up jacking they sidney?

[rimouskis]

Sidney Crosby with the QMJHL Paul-Dumont Trophy (for "Personality of the Year") and the Canada Post Cup (for most "Three Stars of the Week" appearances) in 2005 (via)

[eyedruple]

got drug tested and I showed up positive for the amulets curse

[eyedruple]

stop tagging the white hockey man whos hopelessly dependent on the amulet

[mattys-marbles]

don't follow us !!

[crosbytes]

Despite his aversion to them, he's not a bad selfie taker?

[rimouskis]

Sidney Crosby with the QMJHL Paul-Dumont Trophy (for "Personality of the Year") and the Canada Post Cup (for most "Three Stars of the Week" appearances) in 2005 (via)

[rimouskis]

Sidney Crosby during the 2004-05 QMJHL Season (via)

[toffcake]

my goat

[tkolrmx]

in my feminist future everyone who does a found family narrative will be killed

[tkolrmx]

especially if they are coworkers. especially if they are coworkers

[horatiosroom]

Jaybird study

[hal-monitor]

✨⚾️ BASEBALL YURI ⚾️✨

[brycesux]

everyone get collage-er now

[girlhitbycar]

it's still easter