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General Hux is my favorite Star Wars character. He’s the kind of guy that uses 13-in-1 shampoo-conditioner-soap-deodorant-toothpaste-mouthwash-protein bar-cold medicine-chapstick-sunscreen-lotion-painkiller-emergency flotation device and he really looks like it in this movie. Once again we were denied a scene where he stabs someone (preferably Kylo). I’m sure there was a board meeting about whether or not they would let Hux stab someone this time, so whoever the coward was that said no should pray that they never meet me. Kylo deserves to be stabbed or at least slapped. I like that Hux got to slap somebody in The Last Jedi, but it shouldn’t have been Finn (it should have been Kylo). I would let General Hux stab and slap and shoot Kylo as much as he wants because he is a hard worker and a pleasure to have in class.
