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That’s a LOT of class options
I thought I’d take a second to put together all of the classes, class rebuilds, and class archetypes I’ve made so far to make it easy to look them over at a glance and linked for your convenience, and it turns out there are a lot lol. I hope putting them here helps make it easier to find content that you’ll be interested in since it can be a pain to go back through my old, old content to find things. Arcane Traditions - Wizard Rebuild + Generalist & Battle-Mage arcane traditions - School of Chronomancy + time spells Bardic Colleges - College of Adventure - College of Dirges - College of the Primordial Sound - College of Storytelling - College of the Vocalist - Fexxian Harlequin Druidic Circles - Circle of the Burghal - Circle of Elements - Circle of Swarms - Circle of Night Divine Domains - Consumption Domain - Corruption Domain - Darkness Domain - Despair Domain - Greed Domain - Language Domain - Luck Domain - Maze Domain - Pain Domain - Spirit Medium - Void Domain Martial Archetypes - Bowman - Lancer - Warlord - War-Mind Monastic Traditions - Way of Flowing Life - Way of the Iron Mountain - Way of the Mind Paladin Oaths - Oath of Blasphemy - Oath of Darkness - Oath of the God-Maker Primal Paths - Path of the Dreadnought - Path of the Mind-Killer - Path of the Titan Ranger Conclaves - Ranger Rebuild - Trapsmith Roguish Archetypes - Anatomist - Poisoner - Specialist Sorcerous Origins - Blood of the Deep-Fiend - Sangromancer Warlock Patrons Pact of the Ever-Seeker The Deep One Original Classes - The Brawler - The Merchant - The Puppeteer - The Witch Epic Level Classes - Divine Avatar - Living Bulwark
Races galore!
People seemed to like having a listing of the different sub-classes I’ve put together, so I thought I’d do the same for races. If anyone wants me to do a similar list of the templates I’ve made just let me know and I put one together. - Arach’renar - Avyan (Vallondian replacement for aarakocra) - Bloodhound - Darklings - Deepspawn - Draken (Vallondian replacement for dragonborn) - Dwarves (Vallondian variant) - Elves (Vallondian variant) - Gnolls (Vallondian variant) - Gnomes (Vallonde variant) - Goblin (Vallondian variant) - Humans (Vallonde variant) - Human variant racial traits - Inusune - Kitsune - Kobolds (Vallondian variant) - Men of Iron (Vallondian replacement for warforged) - Nekosune - Orcs (Vallondian variant) - Pachyri - Rodir - Saurian (Vallondian replacement for lizardfolk) - Usagisune - Vhole
The only race I’ve built that I left out of this list is the half-ogre, and that’s only because I built them before I decided to make half-races templates, so they need to be rebuilt. I’ve still got some rebuilds I need to do to bring races like halflings and bugbears into the fold, but as far as completely new, custom races I think this is pretty much complete. I’m aiming for ~30 options, templates not included because I have like 60 of those already lol.
How about some templates?
Sorry about just putting up masterposts, but IRL things have been absolutely bonkers so I haven’t had much time to crank out actual content recently. This will probably be the last one of these I do barring specific requests like monsters/items, so if you don’t care about links to content you’ve already seen you won’t have to deal with it much longer. Anyway, here are 65 templates to help you customize characters even further. An Introduction to Templates Bestiathrope (were-creature) Templates - Bufothrope (were-toad) - Carcharothrope (were-shark) - Cephalothrope (were-octopus) - Chirothrope (were-bat) - Coleothrope (were-beetle) - Crocothrope (were-crocodile) - Lycanthrope (were-wolf) - Mantothrope (were-mantis) - Nidothrope (were-spider) & optional insanity rules - Rodenthrope (were-rat) - Serpethrope (were-snake) - Susothrope (were-boar) - Tigrathrope (were-tiger) - Ursathrope (were-bear) Conceptual Bleed Templates (this idea is incomplete and only a few templates have been finished for it at this time) - Arcane - Consumption - Corruption - Death Demon Gifted (Forgotten Realms Specific Templates) - Baphomet the Horned King - Demogorgon the Sibilant Beast - Graz’zt the Dark Prince - Juiblex the Faceless Lord - Lolth the Demon Queen of Spiders - Orcus the Blood Lord - Yeenoghu the Beast of Butchery - Zuggtmoy the Fungal Queen Half-Races (replacement for races such as half-elves and half-orcs) - Brute (half-orc) - Demigoblin (half-hobgoblin) - Demihuman - Dragonkin (half-dragonborn/draken) - Faeri (half-elf) - Greenie (half-firbolg) - Gremlin (half-goblin) - Mul (half-dwarf) - Podge (Half-gnome) - Primitive (half-bugbear) - Quarterling (half-halfling) - Skinwalker (half-changeling) - Tallfolk (half-goliath) Outside Cultist Templates - Cultist template: Azhi Dahakauh, the Last Dragon - Cultist template: B’uilz’gath, the Spider Queen - Cultist template: Carcharos, the Hunger & detailed cult write-up - Cultist template: Father Vyle - Cultist template: Maloz Gomat, the Bone Merchant - Cultist template: Morrow - Cultist template: O’cun, the Ever-Seeker - Cultist template: Pyramid of Red - Cultist template: Termina Genesis, the Beginning - Cultist template: The Bane-lich, Malaz’ghul - Cultist template: The Blood Count, Endeimion - Cultist template: The Black - Cultist template: Uthu’vhun, the Deep One - Cultist template: Windego, Master of the Mountain - Cultist template: Xaraxxus, the Vile Sun - Cultist template: Xebbusohtir, the End Plane-Touched (Replacement for Aasimar, genasi, and tiefling races) - Abyss-touched - Air-touched - Angel-touched - Eath-touched - Fire-touched - Water-touched General Templates - Clockwork - Death-Touched - Dhampire - Foon’gai
Gate Stones
Hey gang! Got a quick item post for you today. I wanted an item that would let one of my characters have a sort of mobile laboratory (they’re a Medic Alchemist with a mad scientist streak) and it sort of evolved into something a bit more complex. Think Mordenkainen’s Magnificent Mansion but an item and way smaller.
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Gate Stones Wonderous item, rarity varies
This cloth bag holds 5 smooth stones, each engraved with runes that faintly glow. There are four varieties of gate stones known to exist, each with a different aesthetic, room size, and level of security. You can take 1 minute to arrange the stones in the shape of a doorway on a relatively flat vertical surface, which the stones magically adhere to almost magnetically.
After setting up the stones and speaking the command word, a door magically appears in the doorway. Speaking the command word again as an action will dispel the doorway and any creature within the room is expelled into the nearest open space near the entrance. The door of all gate stones except for the Royal’s Refuge can be damaged and broken. Use the Statistics for Objects section of the Dungeon Master’s Guide on page 246 to determine their AC and hit points. If a door is damaged or broken, the stones must be inactive for 8 hours, in which the door will magically repair itself.
Through the door is an extradimensional chamber, the size and aesthetic of which is determined by the rarity. The room can be decorated and furnished in any way you would a normal room as long as the dimension of the room is not altered. The room is immune to all but the most minor cosmetic damage.
Pauper’s Pantry (Uncommon) The stones are simple polished rock with basic runes carved into their surface. When used, they produce an unremarkable wooden door with a bronze handle. The room is 10 feet by 10 feet with a rough and dingy interior, much like a cellar or dungeon. Any creature can pass through the door unimpeded.
Commoner’s Cabin (Rare) The stones are polished green crystal with flowing golden runes. When used, they produce a sturdy wooden door reinforced with iron banding and an iron handle. The room is 20 feet by 20 feet with a simple yet charming interior, akin to an inn or tavern. The door can be opened freely by whoever set up the stones or any creature they designate. Otherwise it is locked, but it can be picked (DC 15) and it can be affected by the Knock spell or similar magic.
Baron’s Bastion (Very Rare) The stones are a smooth ruby with angular black runes. When used, they produce a door of heavy iron plating with a steel handle. The room is 30 feet by 30 feet with an elegant and lavish interior, similar to a noble’s manor. The door can be opened freely by whoever set up the stones or any creature they designate. Otherwise it is locked, but it can be picked (DC 20) and it can be affected by the Knock spell or similar magic.
Royal’s Refuge (Legendary) The stones are a polished sapphire with elegant silver runes. When used, they produce a solid wall of polished adamantine with only the barest outline of a door and no visible handle. The room is 40 feet by 40 feet with an opulent and imperial interior, comparable to a castle hall. The door can be opened freely only by whoever set up the stones or any creature they designate. It cannot be picked and is immune to magic that can open doors.
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Variant Rule: Critical Damage Effects
Nothing special today, just a quick post. Friend of mine posted in our discord a super incomplete beginnings of a system for special effects on crits based on the damage so I went and ran with it.
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Whenever a creature suffers a critical hit or rolls a natural 1 on a saving throw against an effect, the creature suffers an additional effect based on the damage dealt. If the creature is immune to the damage type, the effect does not occur. If there is more than one damage type present, use the one that dealt the most damage. If the damage rolled for each is a tie, the DM chooses the effect.
Acid. Any nonmagical or natural armor the creature has is removed. Their AC becomes 10+ their Dexterity modifier+ any other bonuses to AC the creature has. If the creature has magical armor, this reduction lasts for 3 rounds. If the creature has natural armor, their full AC is restored once they complete a long rest.
Bludgeoning. The creature is knocked prone.
Cold. The creature’s movement speed is reduced by 10 feet for 3 rounds.
Fire. The creature is set on fire for 3 rounds, suffering 1d4 fire damage at the start of each of their turns. A creature can spend an action to douse the flames, ending the effect.
Force. The creature is pushed backwards 5 feet in the opposite direction of the attack. This movement stacks with other effects that would cause forced movement.
Lightning. The creature is stunned for 1 round.
Necrotic. The creature becomes frightened of the creature who caused the effect for 3 rounds. If the creature has any food such as rations, they begin to spoil and are reduced by 1 day.
Piercing. The effect leaves a gaping wound in the creature, making further attacks easier. Attacks against the creature now crit on a roll of 19-20. If a creature already has an increased crit range, it is increased further by 1 against that creature. This effect ends when the creature regains any number of hit points.
Poison. The creature becomes poisoned for 3 rounds.
Psychic. The creature becomes confused for 1 round as if under the effect of the Confusion spell.
Radiant. The creature becomes blinded for 3 rounds.
Slashing. The creature begins bleeding, suffering 2 damage at the start of each of its turns until it regains any number of hit points.
Thunder. The creature becomes deafened for 3 rounds.
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Variant Rule: Critical Damage Effects
Nothing special today, just a quick post. Friend of mine posted in our discord a super incomplete beginnings of a system for special effects on crits based on the damage so I went and ran with it.
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Whenever a creature suffers a critical hit or rolls a natural 1 on a saving throw against an effect, the creature suffers an additional effect based on the damage dealt. If the creature is immune to the damage type, the effect does not occur. If there is more than one damage type present, use the one that dealt the most damage. If the damage rolled for each is a tie, the DM chooses the effect.
Acid. Any nonmagical or natural armor the creature has is removed. Their AC becomes 10+ their Dexterity modifier+ any other bonuses to AC the creature has. If the creature has magical armor, this reduction lasts for 3 rounds. If the creature has natural armor, their full AC is restored once they complete a long rest.
Bludgeoning. The creature is knocked prone.
Cold. The creature’s movement speed is reduced by 10 feet for 3 rounds.
Fire. The creature is set on fire for 3 rounds, suffering 1d4 fire damage at the start of each of their turns. A creature can spend an action to douse the flames, ending the effect.
Force. The creature is pushed backwards 5 feet in the opposite direction of the attack. This movement stacks with other effects that would cause forced movement.
Lightning. The creature is stunned for 1 round.
Necrotic. The creature becomes frightened of the creature who caused the effect for 3 rounds. If the creature has any food such as rations, they begin to spoil and are reduced by 1 day.
Piercing. The effect leaves a gaping wound in the creature, making further attacks easier. Attacks against the creature now crit on a roll of 19-20. If a creature already has an increased crit range, it is increased further by 1 against that creature. This effect ends when the creature regains any number of hit points.
Poison. The creature becomes poisoned for 3 rounds.
Psychic. The creature becomes confused for 1 round as if under the effect of the Confusion spell.
Radiant. The creature becomes blinded for 3 rounds.
Slashing. The creature begins bleeding, suffering 2 damage at the start of each of its turns until it regains any number of hit points.
Thunder. The creature becomes deafened for 3 rounds.
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A massive, though incomplete, guide to Vallonde, a setting for 5e D&D
Aaaaalright, so over the past few days I’ve been working FEVERISHLY on this. More than anything else I’ve released, this is culmination of the work that I’ve done over the past few years to make Vallonde as great as it can be. It is finally in a place where it feels like a real, honest-to-gods setting and, after what I’ve added to the lore in the past few weeks, I knew it was time to put it all together for the first time. The final size of the file is ~700mb, but for that size you get the following: - 25 new or reworked races - 52 racial templates - 7 new or reworked classes - 39 new subclasses - 11 new background - A bunch of items, but magical and mundane - A bunch of feats for all playstyles - A bunch of monster including some of the most powerful and dangerous critters to ever grace a 5e stat block - DOZENS OF PAGES OF NEW RULES AND SYSTEMS - DOZENS OF PAGES LORE. UGH I’M SO HYPE. !NOTE! This is a 0.0.1 ALPHA version of what the Visitor’s Guide will look like once it’s in a release state. A lot of things are missing that will be in the final release WHENEVER THE FUCK THAT MAY HAPPEN (if it even does, lets be honest), so don’t treat this as a finished product. More than anything else, I want this to serve as a way for people to play in Vallonde in a semi-limited fashion until everything else is done. Please, if you like what you see here share it with your friends, share it with other gamers and gaming pages you know. This has been a long, arduous road of long nights and wasted days, and I’d like to get it in the hands of as many people as possible. Also, I want to take a second to thank all of my followers ESPECIALLY my patrons for sticking by me and Vallonde for as long as you have. This is for all of you.
I know that people are converting mtg to d&d, but has anyone ever thought of converting yugioh? That has a TON of things you could do. Granted, most would be boss monsters or unique enemies, but there are plenty of things to convert.
Homebrew Monster: Octopus Dragon
The octopus dragon is one of the more terrifying beasts of the ocean. It change the colour and texture of its skin to blend in with the ocean floor, or sneak up on a ship as it swims just under the waves. It fortunately cannot fly, but it can still breathe on land and hungry or bored octopus dragons will sometimes attack or simply take over the port of a coastal city. Like many dragons, the octopus dragon hoards its wealth, often at the bottom of the ocean in a cave.
Octopus Dragon Gargantuan dragon, chaotic neutral.
AC: 18 (natural armor) HP: 300 (22d20+90) Speed: 20 ft., swim 40 ft.
STR 24 (+7) DEX 14 (+2) CON 19 (+4) INT 12 (+1) WIS 10 (0) CHA 11 (0)
Saving Throws: STR +12, CON +9, WIS +5 Damage Resistances: fire Senses: passive perception 15 Languages: Draconic, Aquan Challenge: 17 (18,000 XP)
Camouflage: The octopus dragon has advantage on Dexterity (Stealth) checks related to hiding. Amphibious: The octopus dragon can breathe both air and water.
Actions:
Multiattack: The octopus dragon makes 1 bite attack and 2 claw attacks. Bite: +12 to hit, 5 ft., one target, 3d12+7 piercing damage + 2d10 poison damage. Claws: +12 to hit, 5 ft., one target, 2d8+7 slashing damage. Poison Breath (Recharge 5-6): Each creature within a 60 ft. cone makes a DC 18 Con save, taking 15d6 poison damage on a failure, or half that on a success.
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Worldbuilding: Religions
Religions have many different aspects that should at least be given thought if not careful consideration. Use these to guide your creative process when developing new religions and deities.
Key Aspects
Deity/Pantheon: Your religion does not need to necessarily have a deity, and it can even have an entire pantheon. I would venture that while a trained priest might perhaps specialize in one deity, a religion can have many.
Dogma: What are the principles and teachings of your religion? What does the deity implore of their worshippers? What is and isn’t allowed? What are the ethics of the religion? Why must we follow these principles?
Symbols: As important as the religion’s dogma are its symbols. How is your religion recognized on flags, tabards, armor, weapons, artwork, and holy symbols? Does your religion have a holy color or color scheme that they could use for their priestly robes?
Temples: Where are the religion’s places of worship? They could be secluded and secret or in/near cities. What do they look like? Are they merely household shrines or grand cathedrals? Do they have any distinguishing features?
Religious Practices
Rites and Rituals: What sorts of special ceremonies do the clerics of your religion practice? Are there any special material components that have meaning for the religion, deity, and ceremony? How long do ceremonies take and what is supposed to come from them? Rituals always serve a purpose, even if that purpose is merely affirming your faith. Rituals are useful as story elements as well as for players to perform.
Affirming Faith: telling your god you’re there and in prayer. It can be as simple as a daily prayer or weekly ceremony or more in-depth like a monthly or yearly ritual.
Proving Devotion: proving your faith to your god, usually meant for those who might be in doubt or who have wavered.
Initiation: rituals for new members to the religion.
Induction: rituals for new clergy members or clergy moving up in hierarchy.
Satiation: your deity demands sacrifice of something valuable to you or to it.
Boon/Blessing: the ritual seeks something of your deity, perhaps a bountiful harvest or victory in battle.
Magic: a ritual might be held to cast certain spells or perhaps to increase the power or scope of a spell. These can also be used in creation of magic items.
Healing: rituals for performing healing magic.
Funerals: ceremonies for the dead.
Marriage: ceremonies for binding individuals together spiritually
Holy Days: Often rituals can coincide with special days or times of the year. Holy days can be predicted and often signify important seasonal or historic events. Harvest, springtime, solstice, and equinox holy days are common, as are those commemorating the deaths of martyrs or important dates in the religion’s history.
Myths/Legends: Are there any stories or parables that your religion teaches? What stories of the gods do they tell? Do they have any specific myths relating to things like the creation of the world, the creation of elements, the invention of everyday things, or perhaps the invention of morality?
Prayers/Sayings: To help you roleplay priests of this religion, you can come up with some common greetings, farewells, and blessings that might be associated with the religion. “Pelor shines upon you” and whatnot.
People
Titles/Hierarchy: What are the ranks of the clergy and do they have any special titles? Are there any notable NPCs in the religion’s hierarchy? For instance, those that worship Mammon, the archdevil of greed are often called Covetors.
Clergy: Do the clergy perform any services for the rest of the population? Usually this involves healing or holding ceremonies, but they could have a broader scope in a theocracy or a narrower scope if secluded or unpopular. What do the clergy look like and wear? Do they favor certain classes other than clerics?
Worshippers: What sort of people are drawn to the religion? Are there certain races, classes, or kingdoms that worship them? What convinces them to follow the religion’s dogma? Is it out of fear, necessity, protection, comfort, or prosperity?
Relations: Does this religion have allies or enemies? These could either be allied or rival churches, deities, or religions. Furthermore, certain kingdoms or people could ally with or oppose the religion. Think of how each faction and religion in your world sees this religion.
Culture
Art: How does your religion express itself? Define your religion’s art, architecture, fashion, and songs and how they compare to other religions and cultures.
Relics: What sorts of holy relics belong to your religion? These can be body parts or objects belonging to important martyrs or high priests or heroes that champion the religion. These might be kept in temples or may have been lost to time. Perhaps some are magic items being used by chosen (or unscrupulous) adventurers.
D&D 5e Warlock Patron Ideas (from Mythology, Folklore, Literature, Pop Culture, and More)
Archfey:
Oberon
Titania
Puck
Sandman
Fairy Godmother
Peter Pan
Loki
Mr. Mxyzptlk
The Embodiment of Whimsy
The Embodiment of Romance
The Embodiment of Tragedy
The Embodiment of Comedy
Baba Yaga
Anansi
Wisakedjak
Ratatosk
Santa Claus
David Bowie
Totoro
The Lady of the Lake
Jareth the Goblin King
The Great Old One:
Dendar the Night Serpent
Cthulhu
Galactus
Ego, the Living Planet
Nyarlathotep
The Outsider (Dishonored)
The Kree Supreme Intelligence
The Shadow, Ruler of the Empty (Supernatural)
Kyubey (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)
A Collective of Psionically Transcendent Aliens
String Theory
Color out of Space
The Force (from Star Wars)
The Man in The Moon
Fiend:
Lucifer
Charon
Krampus
Punchinello
Tiamat
Typhon
Baba Yaga
The Embodiment of Pain
The Four Horsemen
Celestial:
Ion, the Living Embodiment of Willpower (from DC)
The Entity, the Living Embodiment of Life (from DC)
The Sun
Uriel
Quetzalcoatl
Santa Muerte
Ramesses II
The Muses
The Triforce
The Ghost in the Machine:
The Matrix
The Source Code
Nyarlathotep
The Motherbox
The Kree Supreme Intelligence
The Dalek Supreme Council
21st Century Fox
Amazon
The Undying:
Davy Jones
Charon
Death
Orcus
Xibalba
Mummy King
The Lich King (from Warcraft)
THE MOST FRUSTRATING THING IN THE WORLD IS WHEN A CARTOON CHARACTER IS LOCKED IN A CELL OR CAGE OF SOME KIND AND THE BARS ARE LIKE
WALK IN BETWEEN
Actually, they point this out in the manga. She wiggles out out but her butt gets stuck in the bars, and she ends up talking to some nobodies through wiggling to help her.
wait I found it.
Kairi canonically got a big ass
You are correct but also don’t say that
The greatest joke I have ever seen is this: In movies, when the world ends or theres a major catastrophe, or even fucking Christmas movies, you see ths people of the world or an entire community band together and overlook each others differences. We achieve peace. That's is the funniest fucking shit to me, because we are on the brink of WW3 and killing off our own planet and we can't even overlook that you ate something different for breakfast than I did or some stupid shit
imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow
you have a beautiful imagination
this gave me chills
HOLY SHIT
first of all ^^^ I love this^^^
secondly, I’ve said it before, but
this is exactly what the Old World was. Off shore there was Ocean, and inland there was Forrest
Here’s an Old World tree still surviving in a modern forrest of “large” trees
That’s just what trees used to be like.
And wandering among those trees, one might have encountered, yes, deer larger than a modern moose, but also, depending on what year, pigs bigger than grizzly bears, beavers the size of modern wolves, ground sloths the size of modern elephants, and bears nearly that big. Not to mention the insects and snakes and shit.
I could keep going, like, you might have crossed paths with a whole herd of these
or a family of these.
Like, 29,000 years ago, the last of the Neanderthal had just died out. Humans and this thing definitely lived at the same time.
And they didn’t live in the Forest, but there is one ice age creature that’s still alive, if you want to see what life was like back in the day. We used to think the Musk Ox was a type of bovine, or cow, which is how it got it’s name. BUT. See this?
that, my friends, is an ice age GOAT. That’s right, that’s a 900 pound GOAT. Here, take another look
anyway, yeah, the wild used to be a lot more Wild. Old Forest was definitely the inland equivalent of Ocean, and everything back in the day was turnt the fuck UP
This post was made by someone’s genetic memory of those scary fuckers
Damn imagine how beautiful the flora was back then
It just wouldn’t be Christmas without retelling the classic tale of Kringlekrist!
And the moral of the story? That everyone should go buy an Otho Crow plushie right now. https://shop.makeship.com/products/slackwyrm-otho Merry Christmas!
