b-read

the actual worst

[weloveshortvideos]

When you realize your friend is a geek

[shinjukugewalt]

where’s his fuckin oscar i swear to god

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[ruinedchildhood]

[sighlexee]

women's shampoos be like: coconut; honey/milk; rose; tropical fruits; aloe vera

men's shampoos be like: ARCTIC ICE; DARKNESS; GUNS; TESTOSTERONE; PAIN

[stability]

[idubzz]

why does he look like idk………. the head white dude of every frat who seems like he gets really good grades but actually killed two dudes back in 2007 and snaps if u try to touch his hair

[goth-aunt]

[melonmemes]

We’re in 2017 but The Class of 2018 in 3018

[herhmione]

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

[levesque]

i just loss so much respect for bruno wtf

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

this breaks my heart

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

[rosebud-wizard]

[whynotfabulous]

what am i doing with my life?

[j0j1-blog1]

hey that’s pretty cute

[ombrophobia]

So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

[jesusduggar]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

[abhortion-deactivated20131214]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

[demisnowflake-deactivated201408]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

[katherinearandez]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

[popularhistorian]

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

[crvshstripped]

wait what

[sam-the-cat-lady]

WATER

EARTH

Fire

AIR

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avacatar, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years passed and my brother and I adopted the new Avacatar, a kittybender named Steve. And although his felinebending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone. But I believe Steve can save the world.

[markv5]

Осталось семь мяу.

[napoleanbonafarte]

“Seven meows left”