Ever skull fuck one of the other members of the DJD?
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Ever skull fuck one of the other members of the DJD?
"Yes. But, that is an interpersonal relationship that is not open for discussion with outside parties~"
Have you ever jacked off to listening to Tarn and Megatron going at it?
"I do believe I will be given a chance to consider such debasement in the coming months. However, I doubt that I would act upon the notion."
So that one time I told myself I should play Brainstorm because I never play Autobots.
AHAHHAHAHAH UGLY LAUGHTER. Heās pretty hot tho in his true colors.
I used to. But the muse never stuck because it didn't feel right. CAN"T IMAGINE WHY.
So that one time I told myself I should play Brainstorm because I never play Autobots.
AHAHHAHAHAH UGLY LAUGHTER. He's pretty hot tho in his true colors.
IDW revealed the incentive cover for MTMTE #33 andā¦
SCREAMS AND DOESNT STOP
YASSSSSS MAMA SLAYYYYYYY
TARN YOU LOOK SO GOOD RIGHT NOW YASSSSSSSSSSS
OH THIS IS BEAUTIFUL. GONNA BE GR8T.
One of the best theories about Dominus Ambus that I ever read. Found on 4chan.
I literally WILL DIE if this is may become true.
((I am starting to really like this))
(Shrill muse keening. I love it though.
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Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
Oh no.You are not letting go if the Division member can help it. He understands in the least that contact had something to do with it. āYouāve a singular, individual moment and you would do best to act on it.ā Whatever lightsparked humor there was before, all traces of it gone.
::I could just stop altogether, or phase us even more into the ground. Yeah, Iāll probably be dead, but youāll die really slowly. Earth- kinda earth- filling up your sparkchamber. Poisoning it. Crushing it. You wouldnāt even be able to move, or dig yourself out. And if you did, your body would be full of the earth, everything going through your frame. And youād be offline. Really slowly, too. Sounds pretty bad, right?::
He has to stop for a moment. Holy frag, that wasĀ creepy.Ā
::Wait- did I really just say that?::
::But yeah, you get the idea. Lemme go so I can have a moment without getting all electrocuted. I promise not to run off. I canāt exactly run off right now, can I?::
Heās trying so hard to pull himself away right about now. He actually does end up pulling the phase shifter off. Frag. Frag frag frag frag. Heās not sure whether to reach and put it back on or try to throw it just out of the otherās reach. He goes for the second one, throwing it a little behind him. He can only hope he can actually grab it
Finally does let go against better judgement, setting the mech with a hard stare of contempt. Clearly written that he mightwill Ā offline the speedster at the first chance that he gets. Dying in such a way? Miserable and horrid but not as bad as some he'd inflicted himself. Though perhaps he'd consider paying it to the Autobot after all he thought up such a lovely description. Or not. The Keeper was not in the mood to draw out a scene. Snuff the blathering fool, return to the Peaceful Tyranny and pick the dirt from his treads.Ā
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Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
Initiating his best line of defenseāoffense. Taze the living slag out of whatever is touching him. Namely, Smokescreen. Definitely allowed to torment others, however shall not tolerate it in turn. Making to grasp Smokescreenās arm, to keep him from drawing away. "You will reverse this--now--or I will do my level best to turn your frame into a blackened husk.ā
He actually does scream while getting tazed. Heās soon reaching to turn his phase shifter off, getting them both stuck in the ground for now. The effect is this feeling of the ground going right through their legs- completely unable to move, and everything sort of mixed with the ground.
::Okay, okay. Just- give me a moment. I canāt take getting- whatever that was.:: He tries to pull away, trying to make a movement to look like heās panting and rubbing his helm.
Oh no.You are not letting go if the Division member can help it. He understands in the least that contact had something to do with it. "You've a singular, individual moment and you would do best to act on it." Whatever lightsparked humor there was before, all traces of it gone.
hey hey hey ehye hye heyh eye hhyeheye hhey ehyeh eyhe hyeh eye heyehye hey hey hyeheeeeeeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeey eyyyyyyyyy you hi
Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
"See a trick?" There is a slight laugh in his tone, "And what trick would that be? Iāll humor you yet."
::I call it the floor. Iām just gonna reach and-::
He reaches for Kaonās shoulder with one servo, the other reaching to activate the phase shifter, getting it to just the right setting. Theyāll both start to slowly sink into the floor, Smokescreen keeping his servo on the other for now.
Initiating his best line of defense--offense. Taze the living slag out of whatever is touching him. Namely, Smokescreen. Definitely allowed to torment others, however shall not tolerate it in turn. Making to grasp Smokescreen's arm, to keep him from drawing away. "You will reverse this--now--or I will do my level best to turn your frame into a blackened husk."
hey hey hey ehye hye heyh eye hhyeheye hhey ehyeh eyhe hyeh eye heyehye hey hey hyeheeeeeeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeey eyyyyyyyyy you hi
Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
Incorrigible! Why canāt more of their marks be like this? āNo, Iām afraid it is a single use trick. One way. Oh no no, not burning that is Helexās specialty. I merely play with breakers, relays and voltage. Temporary numbness, paralysis, tingling sensations. That area to start off tame.ā
::Uh. Voltage? Yeah, I donāt think Iām up for that. Not my kinda thing. I might justā You wanna see a trick from me?::
Ā Thatās it. The phase shifterās coming out. Heās not going to get his glossa burned off by a ācon for nothing.
"See a trick?" There is a slight laugh in his tone, "And what trick would that be? I'll humor you yet."
hey hey hey ehye hye heyh eye hhyeheye hhey ehyeh eyhe hyeh eye heyehye hey hey hyeheeeeeeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeey eyyyyyyyyy you hi
Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
Brushes servos off to dispel any lingering charge. āMagic.ā He replies offhandedly with a self satisfied grin. āI could do more if youād like. I have other tricks you might enjoy.ā
::Magic? Thatās- can you magic it so I can actually use my glossa? Iād really like that.::
Heās just sort of glaring right now. Canāt really do much else but take a few steps away- he really should run out and look for a medic.
::Wait, what are the other tricks? Theyāre not gonna be burning off things I need, are they? āCause those are some really lame tricks.::
Incorrigible! Why can't more of their marks be like this? "No, I'm afraid it is a single use trick. One way. Oh no no, not burning that is Helex's specialty. I merely play with breakers, relays and voltage. Temporary numbness, paralysis, tingling sensations. That area to start off tame."
hey hey hey ehye hye heyh eye hhyeheye hhey ehyeh eyhe hyeh eye heyehye hey hey hyeheeeeeeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeey eyyyyyyyyy you hi
Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
Would melt the speedsters glossa from his mouth. Which might have other side effects of fried circuity in the nearby areas. āYour opinion truly did loose itās merit after the first two nanokliks. As you go on the list of reasons why I shouldnāt reduce you to a smoldering heap of limbs is dwindling.ā
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/Wait. Frag. Frag. He fragged up. His glossa- what did he- and around his mouth. He might have to stick with comm lines for a little bit. Maybe stepping away from this ācon./
::How the frag did you do that?::
Brushes servos off to dispel any lingering charge. "Magic." He replies offhandedly with a self satisfied grin. "I could do more if you'd like. I have other tricks you might enjoy."
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Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
"Yes, Decepticon seemingly one of the true few left.ā Places a finger to his lips before continuing. āPause, full designations? Though I may guess on who you are referring to, I can be assured that I can be placed in the same category of cool and surpass either of them.
"Huh. You seem pretty proud of it. Eh. Whatever. Maybe itās different in your universe."
He might go try to lick that finger.
"Uh. Astrotrain and Overlord? Why? And really? I really doubt that. Astroās the coolest of the cool, and Lips is fun to mess with. So heās kinda cool in that way."
Would melt the speedsters glossa from his mouth. Which might have other side effects of fried circuity in the nearby areas. "Your opinion truly did loose it's merit after the first two nanokliks. As you go on the list of reasons why I shouldn't reduce you to a smoldering heap of limbs is dwindling."
hey hey hey ehye hye heyh eye hhyeheye hhey ehyeh eyhe hyeh eye heyehye hey hey hyeheeeeeeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeey eyyyyyyyyy you hi
Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
"My usual greetings donāt start as such, but end rather quietly. Iām afraid not many wish to say āhiā. You have no limiter on the words that fall out of your mouth do you?"
"Really? Why? And nah. I donāt see why. Iāve got a lot I want to say!"
"Wait- so youāre a ācon? I just noticed the insignia. Are you one of the cooler ācons like Overlips or Astro?"
"Yes, Decepticon seemingly one of the true few left." Places a finger to his lips before continuing. "Pause, full designations? Though I may guess on who you are referring to, I can be assured that I can be placed in the same category of cool and surpass either of them.
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Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
ā'Hi' is a single syllable, not a string of broken sounds similar to a malfunctioning vocoder. Appearing cool, and being ācoolā are two entirely different notions.ā
Hey, a greeting can be as many syllables as you want. Like, are you gonna get mad if Iām just like āHELLO HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HELLOOOOOOOO BONJOUR GUTEN MORGEN HOLAā
Man- youāre like- an Ultra Ultra Magnus.
So- you donāt think youāre cool? Cause if you think that, Iāve gotta agree with you. But your optics are cool. What filters are-
Wait.
"My usual greetings don't start as such, but end rather quietly. I'm afraid not many wish to say 'hi'. You have no limiter on the words that fall out of your mouth do you?"
hey hey hey ehye hye heyh eye hhyeheye hhey ehyeh eyhe hyeh eye heyehye hey hey hyeheeeeeeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeey eyyyyyyyyy you hi
Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. āSpit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?ā
Ow- ow- the frag? Iām just saying hi. I thought you looked cool. You had a nose and everything. But Iām guessing Iām pretty wrong about that.
"'Hi' is a single syllable, not a string of broken sounds similar to a malfunctioning vocoder. Appearing cool, and being 'cool' are two entirely different notions."
hey hey hey ehye hye heyh eye hhyeheye hhey ehyeh eyhe hyeh eye heyehye hey hey hyeheeeeeeeeeeeeeey heeeeeeey eyyyyyyyyy you hi
Merely reaches out and cracks him a good one upside the head with little warning. "Spit out the word before I remove the ability to speak at all. Was that it? Hi?"