Out of Touch
Out of touch thursday

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Out of Touch
Out of touch thursday
“BUENOS DIAS MOTHERFUCKER GET UP-”
“Don’t mind me, people. I’m currently trying to suppress a boiling rage against heretics that do things to young girls. I’m off to the shooting range to blow off some steam.” Relic is doing her best to not explode right now-
skyfarerdjeeta:
“…The heck is a smurf? And I was just talking to myself. You shouldn’t eavesdrop on people minding their own business, that’s really creepy. Really, really creepy if you said you’re old enough for retirement. Older than even Eugen, and he’s pushing his sixties.”
“You looking for a fight, kid? And if you’re talking to yourself you’re doing a REALLY shitty job-”
TANYA’S HAIR SUDDENLY TUGGED SO SHE STOPS TALKING.
“Hi! Sorry for this grouchy old lady! So you’re new here, right?”
skyfarerdjeeta:
“I’m sorry, but what even is a Gamindustri? Some kind of factory? It definitely sounds like one. And what do you know about me, anyway? We literally met just now and we’re not off to a good start.”
“Right, you’re greener than grass. Look, I don’t know where you came from, but where we’re at is a mix of all sorts of shit. And I’m not entirely in the mood to make friends with some random smurf that goes around and talks about marriage.”
skyfarerdjeeta replied to your post: “Why is there this newbie captain talking to me...
“I wasn’t talking to you in particular, but thanks for sharing your private life anyway.”
“New fish has quite a mouth on her, huh? Just because you can take down your glorified chicken doesn’t make you any better than the rest of us in Gamindustri, kid.”
“Why is there this newbie captain talking to me about marriage? I’m old enough to retire, I ain’t got time for that.” Tanya, you’re sounding like a grouchy grandma again-
I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl
And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude
And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.
And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon
only to find the 15 years old boy
dressed as SPIDER-MAN
AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN
THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS
HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES
Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?
He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile
Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.
YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN
“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”
“With great powers come great responsibilities”
It happens this year folks…
I love how March 15th becomes this sort of unspoken holiday on here where we all celebrate by shitposting about the death of Caesar.
if we can’t physically kill him again, killing any self respect he may have had after death is fine too
My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween
Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~
If you’re reading this I believe in you but also don’t make a big deal out of it cause you’re like a big dork or whatever
It’s cool don’t embarrass me
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“Ah, yes. Nothing like being awoken by the pitch blackness of the powers beyond. I need another cup of coffee.”
So me my mom and my moms cousin went out for dinner and were eating and there’s a family in the booth next to us and they’re talking about how his family came from Germany and he mentioned his father came from some small town in Germany (said the name I don’t remember what it was) but it was one of those small towns where everyone knows everyone it’s super tiny.
So my moms cousin goes “I’m sorry I don’t mean to eavesdrop but my family is from there.” And this guy looked so excited and they start chatting for a bit and the guy goes “What was your family name?” And she goes “Zimmerman.” And the guy gets suuuuuper quiet and goes “…… oh.” Like flat tone nothing.
She goes “What’s yours?” And he quietly tells her but won’t look at her and she goes quiet and goes “Oh.” And goes back to her food and the tables got SUPER awkward and tense and I’m sitting there going “Wtf is going on?” Cause they both suddenly stopped talking to each other.
On the way out I’m “What was that about?” She goes “I’ll tell you in the car.” So we get in the car and I’m like “Okay wtf was all that about?”
She goes “My great grandfather assassinated his grandfather.”
I’m like O_O ……….
filiasusceptor replied to your post: Why are they called sausages if they don’t contain...
It was a joke, friend,
Oh, I’m fully aware, I’m just playing along-
Why are they called sausages if they don’t contain sauce