Gold's Corner

Current Fandoms: Pokémon, Bandori, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Mahou Sensei Negima, Katawa Shoujo They pronouns please! 3DS Friend Code: 1203-9717-6298 Switch Friend Code: 5768-0017-5699 Note that as this is a sideblog, I won't be able to follow back or send asks! Dating Proot, Emi, Vivi, and Som  ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Plotting Soft's destruction  🔪

[viviotakamachi-old]

Thinking I might need to make a full blog for my personal again considering Twitter’s circling the drain and all. Not like I really do Tumblr RP anymore anyway

[viviotakamachi-old]

Hey So Guess What I Did Immediately

[viviotakamachi-old]

Thinking I might need to make a full blog for my personal again considering Twitter’s circling the drain and all. Not like I really do Tumblr RP anymore anyway

[viviotakamachi-old]

Hey So Guess What I Did Immediately

[viviotakamachi-old]

Thinking I might need to make a full blog for my personal again considering Twitter’s circling the drain and all. Not like I really do Tumblr RP anymore anyway

[catchymemes]

[connor6lesbian]

this is actually so funny jackbox said go get jokes

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Jackbox:

[thewalkingnerd]

If you heard of writer's block, get ready for reader's block. You want to read. You have time. You know what to read; how have a pile of books ready to be read. You cannot sit still and focus enough to do so or you can't even open the book.

[alrightzuko]

[thetursithan]

A painstaking work !!

[galaxa-13]

This went from "He's making a truck!" to "He's MAKING a TRUCK!!"

[edderkopper]

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

[blackbearmagic]

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

[arachnospooky]

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[inkfox]

can’t focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry

[inkfox]

oh god. oh fuck

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

[crownepatriot1-1]

Marvel Syndrome

[sauntervaguelydown]

Josh Whedon disease

[microsuedemouse]

so uh. Ursula Vernon is an acclaimed and accomplished writer (also known as T Kingfisher) of multiple genres, including fantasy and horror - lots of horror. she also wrote and illustrated the award-winning webcomic Digger. I knew this screenshot couldn’t be showing us her whole opinion, so I pulled up the actual tweet, and I was right! she goes on to explain that many in her crowd loved it, including her husband, but that it wasn’t for her. even more relevant than her original thread, though, is this response she had to someone who was asking in (apparently) good faith why she found the lack of humour frustrating:

like. yeah. not every movie requires a comedy element. of course not! but I think this post is ripping unfairly on entirely the wrong person. Vernon was clear in her original thread that being humourless did not make it a Bad Movie, and has been exceptionally straightforward about why that lack of humour felt detrimental to the film in her experience.

[goingtothebes]

manic pixie dream senior citizen

[goingtothebes]

In celebration of 4k, here are some of my favorite people this has been tagged as:

Danny Elfman

Mads Mikkelsen

Mike Ehrmantraut

Ice King

The Golden Girls

Al Pacino

Jeff Goldblum

Saul Goodman

Stan Pines

and finally, my favorite—

[strawberry-crocodile]

I love Ghetsis so much because he’s a terrifying wizard man who’s manipulating his son and trying to fulfill an ancient prophecy to achieve the goal of world domination but he’s also a dude from New York

[strawberry-crocodile]

Ghetsis has a favorite pizza place and he goes in his fucking wizard outfit

[shaunofthedead-deactivated20231]

i love you being trans i love you trans people i love you gender freaks i love you girly girls

[aggressivewhenstartled]

My sister genuinely, for real, met her girlfriend at a meet up for retyping poetry on vintage typewriters above a feminist bookstore, and I just want to say I’m thrilled the manic pixie dream girls of the world are moving on from whiny mediocre dudes and finding eachother instead.

[aggressivewhenstartled]

She has just informed me that her girlfriend also OWNS an aquamarine typewriter that writes in CURSIVE and they have a running picnic date at a baby goat farm, FOR REAL, I had no words.

[great-tweets]

sorry, professor whats his nuts

[caspercryptid]

[kaaramel]

[image IDs: tweet by @ zoeyoxely, “A series of unfortunate events:” followed by a series of images

first image: photograph of an online assignment submission

second image: the header of an academic paper; the instructor’s name is listed as “Professor whats his nuts”

third image: photograph of an email:

“Professor Hendel,

I am writing this email very embarrassingly. As I began writing my paper, I wrote out the template. Unfortunately, I could not remember your last name, so I filled it with something completely unprofessional. It was my intention to change the name before submission, but it completely slipped my mind. I attempted to resubmit the assignment but was unable to. I am so very sorry for the lack of respect that was used and again I apologize for this mistake. I hope that this does not reflect what you think of me and that the next assignment I can address by the correct name. 

Thank you again and I am so sorry.  Thank You, Zoey”

fourth image, a tweet by @ Hendyhendel:

“A student emailed me, profusely apologizing for getting my name wrong at the top of their paper, and I was like, “Thanks, whatever, nbd.” Then I got to their paper and saw their instructor was “Professor whats his nuts”

the fifth image, added in a reblog, shows that Professor Hendel has since changed his twitter display name to “Professor whats his nuts” and pinned the above tweet. ]

[slothful-rabbit]

I laughed so fucking hard at this

[potatochipship]

[vergess]

(I made a version that should be legible as a bumper sticker and roughly the right proportions. You’re on your own for vectors, I cannot be bothered right now)

[madam-melon-meow]

This is excellent