MIGHTIEST OF MIRACLES!

ASTRID . 23 . FL

[whenimaunicorn]

[sikkyrja]

ME!

[atomicbombing]

[theocseason4]

Legend

[photosofnorwaycom]

Norway/Rondane (N) by Bilder von Norwegen/Pictures of Norway https://flic.kr/p/Niyau5

[sikkyrja]

I AM A MOUTHPIECE FOR THE ANCIENTS and so basically ALL OF MY OPINIONS ARE GOD TIER AND LAW!

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[elereth]

This is one of the most quality things I’ve ever seen on any media

Good job crew

[systlin]

I am CRYING in absolute AWE I LOVE ALL OF YOU

[sikkyrja]

i would rather die than go to jacksonville

[sikkyrja]

i dont need a segway because my running speed is SO FUCKING INCALCULABLE but i just think it’s funny to pull up on people as i tower a good two to three feet above them and WATCH THE COLOR drain from their FACES

[sikkyrja]

cringecultist replied to your post: cringecultist replied to your post: ...

and yet you played it too smh

i played it because I AM A COMMITTED FAN and i HAD TO KNOW, bitch!

[sikkyrja]

the good place is the only representation of FLORIDIAN FILIPINOS i know of but GOD I WISH IT WASNT

[sikkyrja]

cringecultist replied to your post: marcellus would like silent hill downpour because...

i do like silent hill downpour you’re right :/

get better taste

[sikkyrja]

marcellus would like silent hill downpour because of the  KOЯN SONG they fucking COMMISSIONED for the end credits

[sikkyrja]

@cringecultist :/

[sikkyrja]

silent hill DOWNPOUR enemy designs: PRISONER. PRISONER: THE SECOND ONE. NAGGING WIFE. MARCE. A SEX DOLL. PYRAMID HEAD BUT SHITTIER. AND the void.

[sikkyrja]

the enemy designs were SUPER uninspired however, like, ONE OF THEM was JUST... SCREAMING WOMAN? which i GUESS was meant to be a STAND IN for murphy’s NAGGING WIFE? ZZZZZZZZ

[sikkyrja]

say what you WILL about silent hill downpour HOWEVER it is a VAST IMPROVEMENT on fucking homecoming!!!

[steampunktendencies]

Sunken Warship Vasa- Stockholm, Sweden: November 2015.  17th Flagship on the Swedish Fleet, Sunk in 1628 during the maiden voyage.  Recovered in 1961 and preserved.  (source)