Straight Up Shamble An Alien

Like you know when you have those dreams of beer Jesus at your doorstep to give you free blue moons and you wake up with a dry throat? Yea fuckin nightmare when you wake up.

[paxamericana]

[majortomiscominghome]

[offspring]

[hotvampireadjacent]

wtf did he eat? blood?

[dandelyle]

[carnival-phantasm]

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

[carnival-phantasm]

I am now fighting a new urge

[hungwy]

BABY BUNNY FRONT YARD THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[hungwy]

Made some fan art of this small thing

[eroscestlavie]

tom hiddleston crisp embarssment

[eroscestlavie]

BRUTAL assessment from the press

[memewhore]

[parasitoidism]

That story kojima shared on twitter about being the only old guy at an MCR concert bc he just genuinely really liked their music and had no idea what the general demographic of the fanbase was is so funny

[parasitoidism]

[corporatebigwig]

My left and right hands right now

[albertnatural]

calm down man

[dunmertitty]

[tomgirlhysteria-deactivated2023]

balls?? like from cock and????

[onceiwashere]

[papajohnpizzas]

Little Caesars pizza chains across the nation have been #closed due to a #rat infestation

[just-looking-4-a-lil-friendship]

i am very sad about this. i love little ceasars; when i was a small child it was my fathers favorite. or perhaps it was all we could afford. i do not know. thinking about it nearly brings a tear to my eye.

the wickedness of the rat.

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[coolguycy]

i love the little notes line its like tiny stocks for my blog

people loved that post, the investors will be pleased

[hdot-mokoriri]

I feel the deep bass. 🎧🐌♫

重低音を感じるよ 🎧🐌♫

[beanytuesday]

step inside my twisted mind palace

[sikmanist]

egg

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