SILCWORM

the official tumblr of the subterranean/internet league conferences with ostensibly rescued members, a sim16 league free from the constant threats of the apocalypse that await you outside our comfy bunker! brought to you by CICI (Commissioner-Interim Commissioner-Interim), everyone's favorite perpetual commissioner-interim.

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rescue initiative: “SUCCESS!” CICI is pleased to report that the league’s brand new rescue initiative is going “super gr8 actually :D.” In a

AUTOMATED: this is an archival newsletter ok? ur next 1 is scheduled 4 same time tmrw... reply "SPEEDY" 2 get it sooner! only do it if u read the first one though ok? ill know if u cheat

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AUTOMATED: thx 4 subscribin 2 the silcworm situation! u r abt 2 receive SO many fun fax & notable news.... straight 2 ur door! u will receive all the old newsletters b4 we send u the new 1s so u can b caught up! enjoy!

-ur commissioner-interim Commissioner-Interim! (CICI)

ps ur first newsletter is scheduled 4 5pm bunkertime ok? ok! dont reply 2 this its automated i wrote it in the past lol

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SOS

[flipchild]

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how do you feel about your league being dead

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[ID:

cici: whew. answerin all those questions... its hard work. wow.

cici: runny, did u manage 2 get the info i asked u 4 earlier?

Runny Yolk: LOOK, CICI. TUMBLR ASKS ARE ANONYMOUS. I'M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT WHO SENT THEM TO YOU WHETHER I "CAMP OUT AT THE ASKBOX OVERNIGHT" OR NOT.

cici: runny, this is ur most important mission yet. u HAVE 2 do this 4 me.

Runny: CICI, YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO SENT THEM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE ASKING ME TO

cici: i. need. proof. i cant obliterate krazz until i have PROOF, runny.

cici: hes going to slip up, and well need 2 b ready. so keep watchin the ask box, ok?]

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so... metroid 5?

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what do you think of wario land 4?

[cici: what]

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what’s your fav music genre? song?

[cici: i mean theres what like 4 songs on the jukebox? those i guess]

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were you ever a player yourself?

[cici: no but id love 2 try! lets build me a mech suit n well talk abt makin it happen]

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what's your favorite weather type for games?

[cici: thinned veil! a lot of weathers make ppl slack off but the veil rewards hard work its gr8]

[silcworm]

but what if cici marx is everyone's favorite perpetual commissioner-interim?

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in response to macskeleton's take a wild guess... name change upon marriage?

[MacSkeleton: That's right. It turns out, when you marry a skeleton, you become one. Like in Shrek.]

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[Query: Why host CICI when a viable candidate is already among the playerbase? Further: What coming event, that you seem to be aware of, would negate your self awareness?]

[ID: Hip Pentium responds with binary that translates to:

Response: Goal = dramatically increase CICI capabilities. Own awareness = too much space. Removal soon.

CICI: beep beep beep boop boop boop beep beep beep! look i can do that 2

CICI: 4 real tho y r u beepin at the computer. its just a computer]

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val, what kind of skeleton are you? human skeleton? bear skeleton? minecraft skeleton? spooky scary skeleton?

MacSkeleton.

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ryan, what does cici make you do...? also, wait, is cici in charge, or all of yall on the board, or someone/something else?

CICI’S THE COMMISSIONER-INTERIM OF THE BOARD. I THINK WE’RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE DECISIONS TOGETHER, BUT WE USUALLY JUST DO STUFF FOR HER. I GUESS WE’RE, LIKE, TOP-LEVEL EMPLOYEES?

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congratulations, you have just been employed as a professor at tumblr university. what class do you teach?

well, obvs id b a coach 4 the baseball team. tumblr university will fall 2 NO ONE!