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@silencedtechnophile
oh to be an old n64 and be washed so carefully by strong hands and then ever so gently placed in a bin of hydrogen peroxide and basked in uv light for 24 hours to remove the yellowing from my casing
i will - mitski // i restored this yellowed junk nintendo 64 - retro n64 console restoration - odd tinkering
emberoops:
earth is like this sometimes.
also they copyright their faces with eggs.
ii wouldn’t know iif our2 do that but ii wouldn’t be 2urprii2ed
emberoops:
The Eight Clown Commandments
1. I will keep my acts, performance and behavior in good taste while I am in costume and makeup. I will remember at all times that I have been accepted as a member of the clown club only to provide others, principally children, with clean clown comedy entertainment. I will remember that a good clown entertains others by making fun of himself or herself and not at the expense or embarrassment of others.
2. I will learn to apply my makeup in a professional manner. I will provide my own costume. I will carry out my appearance and assignment for the entertainment of others and not for personal gain or personal publicity when performing for either the International club or alley events. I will always try to remain anonymous while in makeup and costume as a clown, though there may be circumstances when it is not reasonably possible to do so.
3. I will neither drink alcoholic beverages nor smoke while in makeup or clown costume. Also, I will not drink alcoholic beverages prior to any clown appearances. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady, never interfering with other acts, events, spectators, or individuals. I will not become involved in or tolerate sexual harassment or discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, national origin, age, disability or any protected status.
4. I will remove my makeup and change into my street clothes as soon as possible following my appearance, so that I cannot be associated with any incident that may be detrimental to the good name of clowning. I will conduct myself as a gentleman/lady at all times.
5. While on appearance in makeup and costume, I will carry out the directives of the producer or his designated deputies. I will abide by all performance rules without complaint in public.
6. I will do my very best to maintain the best clown standards of makeup, costuming, properties, and comedy.
7. I will appear in as many clown shows as I possibly can.
8. I will be committed to providing an atmosphere free of discrimination and harassment for clowns of all ages to share ideas and learn about the art of clowning.
the2e are all really fuckiing confu2iing and al2o kiinf of hiilariiou2 what the actual 2hiit ii2 thii2? liike II’ve never 2een a clown ever act iin accordance wiith any of thii2 2hiit
emberoops:
it besmirches the good name of clowning.
no offen2e but that2 2uper fuckiing weiird
none taken. do you wanna know more about the earth clown code? i find it fascinating. it’s so cool!!
2ure ii gue22, thii2 2ound2 biizzar a2 fuck
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IT’S RARE THAT I GET SOLLUX TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH ME BUT IT WAS TIME TO FINALLY GET IT DONE AND INTRODUCE TUMBLR TO WHAT THEY’RE MISSING OUT ON.
pfft yeah here ii am ii gue22
emberoops:
it besmirches the good name of clowning.
no offen2e but that2 2uper fuckiing weiird
emberoops:
oh the voodoos. huh.
interesting.
yeah!
did you know violence is against the earth clown code?
ii diid not know that, what the fuck
emberoops:
oh the voodoos. huh.
interesting.
yeah!
emberoops:
because they….mime….things? miming, the act of playing things out with movement and neither words nor sign language? like….like charades?
wait. wait hold up what does it mean to mine over There?
they’re ma2ter2 of church magiic iit2 a whole thiing uh
two miime uh?
Two do miime-y thiing2 II gue22, liike fuck around wiith vii2iion2 of 2hiit and 2tuff, or maybe 2omethiing two do wiith 2iilence?
ii donno
emberoops:
regicide is always valid. it’s always okay to take out the crown.
let it be known that earth mimes dont murder, and also that im no longer surprised when i learn that harmless earth professions involve murder on alternia.
why even call them miime2 then?
oh riight II forgot how many earth thiing2 are named after alterniian thiing2, 2hiit
silencedtechnophile:
you really ju2t 2ay thiing2 huh? ii hope ii’m fuckiing entertaiiniing enough for you
yeah. its very liberating, i have thoughts and i put those into words and then you, dear sollux, are inflicted with them as i have been.
im very mean, like that.
you arent not entertaining but your vibes are less like a clown, and more like a sad, sad mime. except you use words.
eugh, ii ab2olutely am not murdery enough two be a fuckiing miime ii'll 2ay that, ii'm way down on the murder 2cale, except for liike, the regiiciide
silencedtechnophile:
yeah liike weiird compared two my experiiance2?
okay cool
ii am hone2tly 2urprii2ed you’re 2tiill talkiing two me ii2 thii2 what, the thiird day iin a row?
are you really bored or are you ju2t a ma2ochii2t?
well my masochism is irrelevant here but since you asked both are true.
also bored
you really ju2t 2ay thiing2 huh? ii hope ii'm fuckiing entertaiiniing enough for you
emberoops:
you literally said “unle22 Earth ii2 weiird” how is that not about earth? check the notes.
still, im sorry. i was wound tight, and that funneled into my own weird shit. if you want to banter, now that i *know*, it’s okay, i can handle it rn. please know that pretty much everything i said was at least partly playful.
im sorry.
yeah liike weiird compared two my experiiance2?
okay cool
ii am hone2tly 2urprii2ed you’re 2tiill talkiing two me ii2 thii2 what, the thiird day iin a row?
are you really bored or are you ju2t a ma2ochii2t?
turksichore:
Well hey! Ain’t that what people who are really close do for each other? Good for you.
Nice to meet you, Sollux!
Got a brace or something? And uh… bird chirpy or happy chirpy. I mean, both are weird things to be mad at you about but one is inherently funnier.
I’m good! We’re supposed to be getting a new oven but. We have to drive there and ew.
eheh yeah ii geu22 2o
nah iit2 not goiing two help, my 2piine ha2 2ome iimplant2 and iit2 ju2t ba2iically alway2 goiing two fuckiing be thii2 way, iit2 ju2t how iit ii2
happy, although the biird thiing ii2 fuckiing hiilariiou2
oh man goiing out ii2 awful but ii havent been on planet iin 2weep2
emberoops:
you claim im weird for earth, ergo, its based on location. deductive reasoning indicates that the other correlation is species. ergo, troll.
also yeah, once you asked for banter i fucking tried. duh. its only polite.
you arent calling me names but you are still calling potshots. still, i appreciate it.
we’re gettiin our wiire2 cro22ed here, you complaiined 2o ii 2topped, but you 2tarted 2o ii thought you were actually mad becau2e you expliiciitly 2aiid you weren’t iintwo banteriing
and no ii diidnt mean earth, ii have no experiiance wiith earth, ii liiterally have never had anythiing two do wiith earth.
@turksichore
we’ve got a funny guy here
I try!
Kidding, I think.. everyone just loves to meet new people on here. I know I do, yo. Name’s Reno, how are ya?
ii don't, ii'm pretty much only on here two harra22 karkat when he get2 on. ii gue22 iit2 okay two fuckiing pa22 the tiime or whatever though ii'm 2ollux my fuckiing back hurt2, and ii'm beiing harra22ed by 2omeone who doe2nt thiink ii'm chiirpy enough, how about you
silencedtechnophile:
ii’m conviinced you ju2t dont know how people talk, eiither that or Earth ii2 weiird a2 2hiit
yeah no its definitely not just me, dude. again, i follow nearly 400 people, and of them maybe three talk that way. and no, they arent mostly from earth, nice try.
sorry i - the person raised human - dont play troll for you, but i can’t and i won’t. and frankly, im exhausted and on edge. either the charade ends now or i dont reply again.
weiird waiit you know iit2 a normal troll thiing but you're 2iittiing there actiing liike ii'm the weiird one. alriight then. ii havent even been calliing you name2 for a fuckiing whiile dude, ii donno what you want
