Valar Morghulis

29 F

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[thyrell]

elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

[thyrell]

can you imagine being an adult nepo baby at a company your rich dad invested in and having to walk into the boardroom first day like. hi everyone. my name is techno mechanicus

[lumeninfusco]

I can tell this is fake because "techno mechanicus" doesn't start with X

[lumeninfusco]

OH SON OF A BITCH

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I haven't been reblogging this post because I genuinely assumed you guys were Goncharoving a nepo baby

[marisatomay]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[enki2]

[weaselle]

[the-chelseahotel]

[icterid-rubus]

[psychicequalizer-deactivated202]

why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

[paradoxolotl]

[lexosaurus]

Me: Okay, it's time for bed. Tumblr: Wait don't go. You can hit people for free.

[rumwik]

I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and

[mccoalminer]

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[pavlover-boy]

has this one been done yet

[queersona]

Hi i wanted to share this fucking insane moment I read today

[terramythos]

Prithee tell. What is 'ligma'?

[minovskyy]

such riddles can only be answered by the mind goblin

[terramythos]

Enough of your riddles! Who is the 'mind goblin'?

[minovskyy]

[mrpints]

he fucking killed the other guy

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

rare post where every single comment is funny

[pigswithwings]

crying crying crying

[ponku-po]

Do You Think God Stays in Heaven Because He too Lives in Fear of What He's Created

[jazzw4ve]

*thunder crackling*

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*fireball explosion*

102.3

*bubbling cauldron*

REAL WIZARDS FM

*shimmering mana crystal*

WHERE WE PLAYETH NOTHING BUT CHANTS, CHANTS, AND MORE CHANTS

*wololo*

THIS ART NOT THINE ELDER MATRIARCH'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[palisadewasp]

Visit Original Link

sorry this is so bad i just. needed