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um I don't know what I'm doing sooooooooo

[iil-nonbinary-baby-bitch]

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

[lamafeeling]

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

[toastedgrandpa-deactivated20180]

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

[artigosaurus]

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

[vegalocity]

here’s a source, National geographic y’all

[kalgayming]

VIVA LA PLUTO YASSS

[lessthanthree-bug-deactivated20]

VIVA LA PLUTO WE KNEW YOU COULD DO IT YOU FUCKING SUPERB SMOL PLANET YOU!!!!!

[uselesslyroxy]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2018/05/07/yes-pluto-is-a-planet/

another source because the nat geo one seemed confusing, you go pluto! get em!

[archerestarcher]

WELL DONE PLUTO!!! :D

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[summer-rose-isms]

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

We did it!

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mouse-named-minerva]

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

[takenxusername-deactivated20220]

Also, my phone has this lil feature that texts my emergency contacts with my location + a picture of me and all I have to do is press the power button three times consecutively. Idk if only samsung phones can do it but it’s a really helpful trick if you’re ever in danger and you’re not in a position to talk to someone on the phone

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[mouse-named-minerva]

Why the fuck is this not more widely known?

[takenxusername-deactivated20220]

Also, my phone has this lil feature that texts my emergency contacts with my location + a picture of me and all I have to do is press the power button three times consecutively. Idk if only samsung phones can do it but it’s a really helpful trick if you’re ever in danger and you’re not in a position to talk to someone on the phone

[silent-trash-blog]

I don't have many followers but please whoever sees this go follow @14kforkiel #lgbtq🌈 #lgbtsupport #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtcommunity #lgbtpride #lgbt🌈 #support #help #repost

[silent-trash-blog]

Hey guys, I don’t have many followers on here but I figure I’d post it on here anyway. Kiel is a trans boy transitioning and if he gets to 14k on Instagram then his father will help him. Please please please go follow him on Instagram @14kforkiel

[silent-trash-blog]

Hey guys, I don’t have many followers on here but I figure I’d post it on here anyway. Kiel is a trans boy transitioning and if he gets to 14k on Instagram then his father will help him. Please please please go follow him on Instagram @14kforkiel

[silent-trash-blog]

Hey guys, I don't have many followers on here but I figure I'd post it on here anyway. Kiel is a trans boy transitioning and if he gets to 14k on Instagram then his father will help him. Please please please go follow him on Instagram @14kforkiel

[aloha-cowgirl]

Supernatural has a gif for everything, so here’s the one for me.

Show me the gif for you!

@castielslostwings @ladystiltskin67 @youhaveaguineapigwhere @inacatastrophicmind @destielette @tetongirl65 @spnhasagifforeverything @spnfamily-alwayskeepfighting @destielisruiningmylife @supertrxsh @caslostgrace @thehoneybeecastielfollows @mishnjay @deancas @angelwithdarkwings

[ladystiltskin67]

@misha-has-a-wormstache @awkwardextrover-t @hellodean-sam @bobasheebaby @thekingofselfloathing @toolazytothinkofcreativename @ezilyamuzed @lizzie-da-lizard @crack–attack @ackleholicwinchester @deancas-fustercluck

[ezilyamuzed]

Research… Yay Books! 

@snffbeebee @curly-haired-disaster @dean-winchesters-bacon @waywardbaby @ain-t-bovvered @waywardnerd67 @ladywinchester1967

[curly-haired-disaster-deactivat]

Always sleepy… zzzz

@spnfamily-alwayskeepfighting @supernaturalsammy01 @team-free-will-you-idjits-67 @gripmetight-raisemefromperdition @fanaticwritings

[team-free-will-you-idjits-67]

So, I don’t have a light-hearted one….

Fighting. All day, every day.

@supernaturalsammy01 @spnfamily-alwayskeepfighting @jensenyourdeanisshowing @currentlyfangirling99 @xxhalfbloodprincessxx

[currentlyfangirling99]

@xxhalfbloodprincessxx @imbiowaresbitch @charmedbycastiel @toolazytothinkofcreativename @youhaveaguineapigwhere @deangetyourheadoutofyourgayass @sculptorofbeginnings

[charmedbycastiel]

@a-mountain-ash @crack–attack @shejustcalledmeafish @pantheonofdiscord @jimminovak @toolazytothinkofcreativename @realhunterswearplaid

[qhostboyyy]

@doodlemeimpressed @supertrxsh @supernaturalsbestcouple @lucifers-babeeee

[cleardishwashers]

@gaylittlepieceofsh1t @make-up-ya-mind @destielhoneybee @fullonfandomfood @castiellover @kubatron7 @agusvedder @destiel-est-2008 @princesslink25 @mynameissophienotsophia

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Me going to school everyday

@somethingtoponderupon @shejustcalledmeafish @trashberry @invisible-nobody15 @kitmistry @threshie

[silent-trash-blog]

Me trying to blend in with the dogs and avoid my responsibilities

[savagebeastrecords]

Stop! THIEF!

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

There is absolutely no way to predict this video

[unsaidhabits]

“Fingers always hovering over the keyboard, unsure what to text you. Or even to text you at all.”

—

[writingllama-deactivated2020012]

“You’re so adorably awkward and funny and cute and hot and fuck I want you so bad.”

— Oh My Heart / Unrequited Love

[kitty]

[memescomedy]

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[thepersonalquotes]

[poemswords]