[slashericons]

Hillary White Rabbit

[horror-lovers-united-deactivate]

Jason Voorhees

[weylandindustriescorp]

David’s villain origin story is literally just 70 years working in customer service for rich people. Like he’s evil but. I get it.

this is the face of “No Ma’am, you can’t order the vegetarian option with salmon”

[horrorandhalloween]

[horrorandhalloween]

[horrorandhalloween]

[evilkakyoin]

being “playfully rude” doesnt really work if u like.... arent friends in the first place

[chickenfarmersan]

[iatemydogtastewasgood]

[steakplissken]

I love this lady though because she always gives like a minute long explanation that possums aren’t naturally pets and hers are all ones people brought to nature centers and can’t be returned to the wild, so please do not kidnap possums.

Also she’s a little out there but in the best way

[sunnytmg]

favorite video quote: ‘Some of you have written in suggesting that I am a wack job’

[opossummypossum]

It’s Georgette of MePearlA!

[sexhaver]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[tabrisfam]

[doubleca5t]

[lately-leo-blog]

cis person: so have you had,, ,, , the surgery?

me: u bet

[bisexualemmettcullen]

vampires don't need to bathe because they can't sweat or anything but they absolutely get dirty from running through the woods all day. so whenever that happens carlisle lines all the kids up outside and absolutely blasts the shit out of them with the pressure washer like he's trying to get mud off a car

[seth-my-son-clearwater]

the marble skin ensures they don’t get hurt or anything, but once or twice Alice wasn’t paying attention and didn’t plant her feet and her little body got blown right into a tree

[angrywerewolfwife]

Emmett tries to bite at the water like a dog with a garden hose

[i-suggest-trainsxoxoxox]

The twilight fandom has aged like a fine wine.

[wizardbreasts]

[konoko]

[ndcupid-deactivated20191114]

sensory

[catchymemes]

[morepopcornplease]

i would die for grinch.

[thirtytwoelvismovies]