Man Who Claims He Was in the Military Teaches Child Level 5 Swear Words

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Man Who Claims He Was in the Military Teaches Child Level 5 Swear Words
picked up coding again for a cosplay
it changes expression depending on motion
I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Greater Blue-eared Starling
Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.
don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!
If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.
Just one.
NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER
I solemnly swear I am up to good.
*reblogs so fast my finger creates a sonic boom*
I’m reblogging this for two reasons.
One: I would be horrified if one of you lovelies did such a thing, all I’m getting in my head is a cute little duckling that needs to be kept safe.
Two: this is the first and only post I’ve seen with an MLP reaction gif and that in itself, even if this wasn’t a serious issue (which it is) is worthy of a reblog.
I love you all
to all my followers, i’ve got your back if you ever need to talk
I love you guys! Come and talk to me If you feel sad or hopeless, please.
@itz-alexander please stay alive
IF YOU GUYS ARE FEELING SUICIDAL, PLEASE, TALK TO ME, I’LL NEVER NEVER NEVER JUDGE YOU FOR YOUR FEELINGS
I WANT YOU TO LIVE
Please, if you ever think these types of thoughts, please come talk to me about it, I won’t judge, I’ll just listen, I don’t just want you to live, I NEED you to Live. For not just me, but for everyone you love and care for, you mean everything to them, remember that
If you don’t feel comfortable talking here and you have Discord, this is my discord:
Kane Ironridge#4504
I won’t even tag y’all, but just know, I love you crazy sons o’ bitches like my family…
Please don’t! I love y’all so much!
This goes for anyone I follow as well, even if we’re not mutuals. I care about y'all, damnit.
For those who need help I found a link to a national suicide hotline site. They offer other services if calling isn’t your strong suit.
Please know that you’re not alone. Many people have gone through similar situations, struggles and stresses. All I can do is send internet hugs and offer to listen.
I’m here for you guys.
I legit love all of you I don’t want you guys to leave me :(
Reblog this now! This is important!
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER NOT. I WILL DRAG YOUR SOUL BACK INTO YOUR BODY.
let’s see if there really is someone out there for every pokemon. reblog and tag your favorite unpopular/cringe/whatever pokemon that for whatever reason no one but you seems to like or even talk about really. mine’s qwilfish 🐡
❌ UNPOPULAR POKEMON LIKERS ONLY. GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU’RE GOING TO SAY MIMIKYU/EEVEE/ETC. ❌
I have never felt so violated in my entire life
Jellyfish larvae (baby jellyfish)
ID: A two-page comic of Jonathan Harker and Count Dracula. Jonathan looks at Dracula with an open, curious expression. There is remnants of shaving cream on his face and a small, bleeding scratch on his cheek. Dracula glares intensely as he gripped Jonathan's chin. The middle panel zoomed in on the red rosary around Jonathan's neck and Dracula immediately looked unease, the caption near his face says "x-files theme." The bottom panel zooms in on the silver-backed mirror on the dresser behind Jonathan. Dracula takes a deep breath and leans back. Second image, Dracula calmly reaches for the mirror, still holding Jonathan's chin. He then chucks the mirror out of a window, shattering the glass. With the same calm expression, Dracula states," And this is the wretched thing that has done the mischief. It is a foul bauble of man's vanity. Away with it!" End ID.
I know in the novel he opens the window before yeeting the mirror into the courtyard, but I think this reaction is funnier.
With the resurgence of Percy Jackson, I’m thinking of making a uquiz about which realistic godly parent you’d get (meaning no option to be fathered by Zeus, Poseiden, or Hades, and an rare option to not be a demigod at all) because I think we all need that.
Behold, the realistic godly parent quiz! And behold, apparently I’m the daughter of the God of sleep. How fitting.
Reblog with your parent in the tags!
a cute but disastrous old habit between a dragon and her foster knight
You love and support trans women!
#this is how vampire siring works