Where The Brainfarts Are

Where the brainfarts are, more or less. I'm 40, asexual, and married. I may or may not have mental issues, but I seem to be functioning fine. This formerly was a pony blog, yes, but that's now archived.

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

[unwelcome-ozian]

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

I would also offer an alternative explanation: as a person with anxiety, i can tell you that being panicked/tense all the time makes you EXHAUSTED.

[nuvex]

Aright then, you know the deal people! I do this whenever I'm planning a new comic.

The "individual" means that 1 reblog per person, I got mass rebloggers last time haha.

You guys also really like Tanuki Frisk! Glad to hear <3

Support me on Ko-Fi <3

[xxkoichiixx-deactivated20230411]

GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!

[silentsteelace]

So cute!

[jollyjoules]

Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.

Happy Pride Month ♥

[jumpingjacktrash]

this right here is why ‘queer’ is an identity, not a slur

[frnkieroismydaddy]

QUEER IS AN IDENTITY, NOT A SLUR

[lemonsharks]

Put the Q back in LGBTQ+

[moki-dokie]

it’s not pride month but i will reblog the SHIT out of this any time. queer pride babeyyyyy

[amysnotdeadyet]

we’re here, we’re queer, and too confused to pick one of those other labels so you better fucking get used to us because we’re not gonna get less messy, bitches.

[silentsteelace]

And labels can change over time! Queer is an identity, not a slur!

[thehmn]

For a moment I felt like I was in the Twilight Zone.

[melredcap]

YOU FOUND A GOOD ONE

HANG ON TO THAT DOCTOR

[silverblaze85]

I found a doctor like this… and I almost cried… my “bad” cholesterol was 2 points above “perfect”, otherwise 100% healthy on the tests, and she said “body size doesn’t indicate health. There are large people that are unhealthy, there are large people who are perfectly healthy. There are small people that are unhealthy, and there are small people who are perfectly healthy. Healthy isn’t a specific body size.” I love her. 

[owlinadayswork]

HEALTHY ISNT A SPECIFIC BODY SIZE

[unit04-deactivated20160702]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

Rob Zombie confirmed for coll fuckin’ guy

[retrocatte]

[high-lord-of-bumbles-deactivate]

ROB ZOMBIE CONFIRMED FOR COOLEST FUCKING GUY

[akitchenwitch]

i love that Rob Zombie is now Baby Metal’s badass protective grandpa 

[murin-cryptique]

Are they actually trying to gatekeep metal from Rob fucking Zombie? Go cry some more, here’s Babymetal with Abbath.

[sciencebranchblues-deactivated2]

Rammstein accepted Babymetal as one of their own, that’s good enough for me.

[hella-lugosi]

Babymetal with Rob Halford

[darkmelodies27]

What I’m getting from this is Babymetal is collecting Metal Grandpas and Dads and I for one, love it.

[eatgeekstudy]

Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech

My Therapist: Then do it.

Me: I’m sorry?

My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.

Me: Ah- Oh.

My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.

[ottpop]

YO this is legit

My dad has always had me do this, especially when I was little and kept the baby up. We would go into the back yard, point to the river (to keep the ship captains up at night) and scream. I was also told to jump up and down to “get all the scream out” 

I did this in college too. There’s nothing more cathartic than climbing the fence of the fishing pier, running to the end of it and screaming into the wind. It’s powerful, it’s therapeutic, it’s feral and wonderful. 

I did this with kids too, when they have too much energy. When I worked at a children’s camp and the kids had too much energy when the rain canceled pool time I took them out in the rain, made them jump up and down and scream, and then 15 some nine-year-olds and I would rance across the field screaming in the rain

Go scream, just face towards the river when you do it

[adventuringchangeling]

Adventurer’s Tip #345: Sometimes you just gotta scream. Just face towards the river when you do.

[nandalorian]

This has the same energy and practicality as “run (or walk, wheel, or whatever is accessible to you) when you’re having a panic attack.” Sometimes the best thing you can do is give in to your body’s primal fucking urges and hit the reset button on whatever you’re feeling.

[gallusrostromegalus]

You should also scream and swear when you get hurt because:

Makes it hurt less. That’s actual science.

Lets people around you know you are in distress and need help

Gets you out of the habit of ignoring/minimalizing pain, which is terrible for your mental and physical health because if you keep ignoring pain, you ignore signs your body needs help, which leads to MAJOR problems that could have been treated earlier.

Your neighbor’s kids were gonna learn the word “fuck!” At some point, might as well be in its appropriate context and when your neighbor can’t get too mad because you have a nail in your thumb or something.

[beenwandering]

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

[1-800-ass-butt-blog]

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

[kdaziz]

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

[mcgonagirl]

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

[metalheadswaltzing]

It’s back and adorable

[dontforgetyourmedstoday]

Don’t forget your meds today.

want twice daily reminders to take your medications? Follow @dontforgetyourmedstoday

[thehmn]

I suffer from the second kind mentioned here. I felt a need to make this because even people I’ve known for years and who knows about my condition still get angry at me when I can’t hear what they say in noisy areas.

[silentsteelace]

I now have a lot of fabric, and some of it is a yard or two, and some is quilting swatches in size. I need to figure out useful projects, because brain will not let me make something that doesn’t have a use.

[enby-life]

HOT TIP!!!

You will drink more water if it tastes good. I’m dead serious. Throw some mint in there, throw some lemon or strawberry or a little flavor packet. Your brain likes things that taste good.

[enby-life]

You know why people like lemonade? Flavored water

You know why people like tea? Flavored water

You know why people like koolaid? Flavored water

People like flavored water. Brains like flavored water. It’s like being forced to choose between a rock or a rock with glitter on it. You want the glitter rock

[enby-life]

I am once again telling you to drink water

And to absolutely FUCK OFF if you’re going to be a dick on this post

[silentsteelace]

Throw a slice of cucumber in it. A bit of mint. Heck, just making sun tea will make it easier to drink enough water. Drink it.

[hoshizoradestination]

rb and put in the tags what the first three anime you watched were! i’m curious

[hoshizoradestination]

seeing a lot of pokemon, dbz, and sailor moon. not sure what i was expecting

[why-i-love-comics]

Represent! #4 - “Believe You” (2021)

written by Nadira Jamerson art by Brittney Williams & Andrew Dalhouse

[smallhero-for-hire]

8 page short kids book class project on important/current/difficult topics! Covered the topics of change, sibling relationships and the subject of having a transgender family member (in this case an older brother!)

Was made with trans and non-binary art students!

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

oh my god, antis are fucking reporting ao3 to the fbi apparently?? these people really just have no concept of how much they’re not helping do they, holy SHIT

[just-antithings]

WHAT

[yellowbloods-deactivated2021051]

:)))))))))))))))))))

[just-antithings]

[theassholeantiarchive]

Yes do report to FBI about people writing about fiction 

[crumbummer]

Uhh…can’t you get in legal trouble for a report to the FBI for that? And if the person making the report is a child, aren’t the parents to be held legally responsible?

[theassholeantiarchive]

Yep, it’s a first degree misdemeanor. Those found guilty of false reporting can spend up to a year in jail and have a fine of $1,000. For minors, they’d most likely be put in juvenile corrections and their parents would have to pay the fine.

-Mod Birb

[professorclueless]

So it’s basically just weeding gout the people dumb enough to do this without actually having to talk them out of being dumb

[nuttyrabbit]

Tag filters exist for a reason jesus Christ these people are fucking dumb

[kira-the-cat]

>It’ll make space for a better platform for fanfic to pop up

You absolute dingleberries. AO3 is the better platform. Or would you rather deal with the draconian shit FFN pulls? Does no one remember when FFN pulled this EXACT SHIT by scrubbing the site of literally everything higher than a T rating? Does no one remember how you couldn’t post anything slightly questionable because “THINK OF THE CHILDREN WHO USE THIS SITE!”. Remember the trolls? The general lack of organization? Do you fuckers wanna go back to that? Because I sure as hell don’t. And while I realize that things like Wattpad, Quizilla, and LiveJournal exist they pale in comparison to AO3′s tagging system. Also real class act trying to take down a nonprofit site. What these nutbags fail to realize is that if they do manage to get the site down, which will not happen I guarantee because the FBI is never going to take this seriously because Fiction is not fucking Reality, that there goes all the fanfiction they do wanna read. The lack of self awareness is staggering.

[nuttyrabbit]

I doubt these people are old enough to remember when it was FF.net or fuck all else. You wanna talk about bad shit, fucking FFN HAD no tag filters, or tags period. All you got was a shit summary, possibly any pairings that would show up (2 of them at BEST), a rating, and a vague genre. That’s it. So all the shit they find squeamish that they want gone, that you can easily filter on AO3, you couldn’t on FFN. 

AO3 WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR THESE PEOPLE AND THEY’RE STILL NOT SATISFIED

[direwolfblackrose]

This is like reporting Agatha Christie to the fbi for murder.

[silentsteelace]

The other name for FFN is The Pit Of Voles. It earned that. Voles are territorial, mean, vicious little animals and it earned being compared to a pit full of them.

[kaijuno]

I found an old rusty USB in the basement today should I see if anything’s on it

[kaijuno]

oh we’re off to a good start

[kaijuno]

These were the only two pictures on it, like 8 folders deep.

Anyone know… Gallifreyan?????

[kaijuno]

ALSO there were a bunch of ancient (okay from 2014) SCP games on it?? and a Gameboy Emulator and a copy of the game Lifehouse, based off the concept album The Who tried to write in the 70’s, but Pete Townsend got too lost in the sauce or whatever and had a mental breakdown and never finished it

[kaijuno]

Thank u for your translation also I don’t know how to feel about this but based on the name of the USB I can’t say I’m surprised

[hellshire-harlot]

This is the polar opposite of a Creepypasta

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

The Raddler

[silentsteelace]

@piscine-unrelated