miracles are only for a moment

I love you all

[siley-the-wizard]

Despite everything, it's still you.

[777hm]

FLASH WARNING

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

no fucking way

[siley-the-wizard]

Riding my micycle to the bichael store to buy 3 pounds of Adderall

[grandwizardmike]

cooking up some EVIL magic noodles

[siley-the-wizard]

Friend, buddy, bro, I love you, so please stop sabotaging yourself so dang much. Yes yes I know it adds to your lore but you are reaching 13 year old girl OCS level of tragic backstory, and I'm getting jealous over your badass wings and battle scars

[siley-the-wizard]

I introduce you to the

CURSE JAR

Put your hand inside the jar and get a quirky random little curse,it could be anything!

(reblog and I'll give you a random curse)

Warning: siley's shop of magical wonders is not responsible for any permanent damage wether physical, psychological or spiritual

[siley-the-wizard]

you can has curse too :3

You are Herby cursed with hearing fluctuation!

No matter where you are hearing it from, all sounds will be different in volume and location to you, you can hear someone talking right in your face as if they are talking in whispers, and a cars alarm from two neighbors over in your ear, and a dogs barking in your walls!

[flare281]

Omg, I actually have this curse in real life too, that's crazy XD My hearing will fluctuate to hearing a pen drop outside to unable to hear someone talking to me in the ICU of the clinic I work at XD I love silly games like this though, amazing

[tidalpooles]

El Roque for Orangelionduke

[tidalpooles]

where'd his vest go oops

[siley-the-wizard]

I introduce you to the

CURSE JAR

Put your hand inside the jar and get a quirky random little curse,it could be anything!

(reblog and I'll give you a random curse)

Warning: siley's shop of magical wonders is not responsible for any permanent damage wether physical, psychological or spiritual

[siley-the-wizard]

you can has curse too :3

You are Herby cursed with hearing fluctuation!

No matter where you are hearing it from, all sounds will be different in volume and location to you, you can hear someone talking right in your face as if they are talking in whispers, and a cars alarm from two neighbors over in your ear, and a dogs barking in your walls!

[themagnificentcheeselord]

I CAST ᛏᛆᚢᛒᚱą

(I have no goddamn clue what this does)

[siley-the-wizard]

Ok, first thing, thanks for the massive fucking boobies

Second, did it have to come with this bra made of tin? I can't remove it and it's heavy

[siley-the-wizard]

I introduce you to the

CURSE JAR

Put your hand inside the jar and get a quirky random little curse,it could be anything!

(reblog and I'll give you a random curse)

Warning: siley's shop of magical wonders is not responsible for any permanent damage wether physical, psychological or spiritual

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

Alright, bring it on! This will be a great inspiration on some variables I could change to mess with a council member that's been bothering me recently

[siley-the-wizard]

And you are cursed with alcohol blood

From this point forward you are constantly drunk, your breath smells of beer and your blood tastes like beer!

Also normal alcohol tastes like water to you now and makes you sober!

[siley-the-wizard]

Maybe I should ruin my life, just a little bit, as a treat :)

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[kuropin]

Jax and Kinger

[free-my-mindd]

[diedoffscreen]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[siley-the-wizard]

I had the thought "eldritch chaos god horror stimming" and I just need to write this somewhere so I can dwell tomorrow when I wake up from sleep on the possibilities of how it would look like

[irondive]