Codalius the Enigmatic

I am Codalius Pisac, the Enigmatic. I am the most proficient practicer of Codemancy in the Southwards realm, of Neutral Impure (Hedonist) alignment, and a general nuisance of the local wizard's council. (and side blog of @omegastar)

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

Intro Post

Greetings! It is I! Codalius Pisac, the Enigmatic!

I am a wizard of unconventional renown, being one of the few codemancers of the local realm. Codemancy is a school of magic many find fickle and hard to work with, but it allows for pretty much anything to happen if one is to wield it right.

(Side blog of @omegastar that is just here to make funny wizard posts in the lens of coding because I WANT MORE MAGICAL PROGRAMING REPRESENTATION DAMNIT!)

[omegastar]

Codalius Pisac, the enigmatic!

Archmage of Codemancy and professional anti-authority anarchist

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

aw hell nah im about to be put in the trauma blender

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

recently met an amateur codemancer who typed one finger at a time, it dealt psychic damage

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

[omegastar]

hey do we know any necromancers that can bring back Teddy Roosevelt so they can help stage a coup against the US government? asking for a friend.

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

I think I have an old buddy from wizard college that would be willing to help, he still owes me a huge favor from when I curse-debugged his squirrel hands back into hand hands.

[omegastar]

Oh? What's this?

THAT'S RIGHT! I'm doing commissions now! I specialize in pixel art in a 16:9 landscape format (256 x 144 pixels, specifically), but I'm willing to do whatever aspect ratio and pixel fidelity you want as long as the fidelity is not absurdly high.

Also: I take Paypal only.

Will do: • NSFW (although I'm rather inexperienced in that aspect and don't really know anatomy, but I'll try my best!) • Character references and new character design (I've been told by my friends that I'm good at this!) • Pretty much anything as long as it is doable in pixel art (this includes most fetishes so don't be shy, ya freaks! (/affectionate, I'm actually one of you guys too)) HOWEVER! I reserve the right to refuse anyone if I am particularly uncomfortable with a request (but we can workshop it)

DMs are open!*

*Please note that I might not reply immediately due to the fact that I am also a full-time college student, but I draw pretty fast, so it should be done in a timely manner

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

Met this guy in the woods while I was exiled, he’s pretty chill and you should commission him and he totally isn’t just my main blog trying to use his side blog to get people to commission him

If(seeCommissionPage)

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commissionRequest(omegastar);

}

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

Well let’s change that.

setMaterial(human117382842918.testicles, divinationCrystal);

[wrenchswango]

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

especially fun if they’re all clustered together and you just. Create The Sun. from all of the lightning connections

[dr-axolotl-ataraxis]

“testicular torsion” this, “mend buttcrack” that, i summon my enchanted steed 2014 Toyota Camry and cast

[tomofplants]

Most wizard towers actually DO have basements! Great question! Don’t ask what happens down there.

[highestelf420-deactivated202604]

I have at least 6 basements in my tower and I have no idea what’s going in in at least half of them. Maybe I should get down there sometime and check it out but I’m scared of bugs, and even worse, basement dwellers….

[themagnificentcheeselord]

Depending on how long since you've last checked, those basements could all be dungeons now, probably a lich or two taking up residence down there

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

Funny story, I actually once tried to add an infinite basement under my tower so that I could practice some of my more dangerous spells. But, every time I tried the spell, the walls were covered in this off-yellow wallpaper, the weird lights on the ceiling were emitting this annoying buzzing sound and the floor was a grossly wet carpet.

It didn’t match the decor of the rest of my tower so I just closed it off and continued practicing in the mostly uninhabited forest and the occasional government building like I did before.

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[atasticforreal]

Boulder Magic 🪨✨

give @isometricpixel some love! 💖

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

had this happen to be before. twas not fun.

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

Power Word: 502 Bad Gateway

[evilnonbinarywizard]

Can someone explain to me why in the fuck the Wizarding Council just banned "Summon Greater Xylophone?!" How on Earth was that spell being used such that it was bannable?

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

So as it turns out, summoning a big xylophone inside of someone and using their skeleton as the material component is a punishable offense. Who knew?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time

☕️☕️☕️🫖🍵🍵🍪

Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes

This is a wizard spell

[codalius-the-enigmatic]

go go gadget floating point error