you know what they say about pisces men...
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you know what they say about pisces men...
i really love posy so much this season. easily one of my favourite side characters.
posy li is representation for girls that dream about feet that aren't feet and walk directly into glass! we exist!!
I pray that Tim went to an extremely religious, Christian, specifically Catholic preschool/kindergarten when he was younger.
Because, I don’t know I feel like it’d fit him better. I love Janet Drake who was always religious, and I love Jack Drake who wasn’t but he simply just nodded along with his wife because if believing in religion made her happy than so be it.
So I absolutely believe that upon Janet’s whim, Tim was sent to catholic schools when he was very little.
Besides as per my own experience with Catholic preschools (going to one) it can lead a person to have major doubts about religion and higher powers.
tim drake paying $5 every "casual" friday (idk my catholic school did this, though i didn't participate often) to wear slightly ridiculous, overly colorful (robin-inspired) outfits instead of his uniform.
literally going to try this this weekend!! idk what glue i should use though
why do all medium-dark foundations lean so orange? i'm not an oompa-loompa i am a girl. idk if oompa-loompas can be girls i've never seen either charlie and the chocolate factory.
Commissioner Gordon: So you were with your brother at the time of the murders? What were you doing?
Tim: We were…buying.. alpacas
Commissioner Gordon: You were buying alpacas?
Tim: For our alpaca farm
Commissioner Gordon: You have an alpaca farm?
Tim: Well not yet, that’s why we were buying them
Commissioner Gordon: You know what? I have 5 other suspects to interview. Good luck with your…alpaca farm, Tim
Tim: Thanks Commissioner
*Gordon leaves*
Jason, walking out of the closet, holding the leash of an alpaca: Are we good?
Tim: Yep!
Jason: Good. I killed a lot of people for these alpacas
it was an illegal alpaca ring. their wool was being used to launder drug money, and also they were kept in too-small enclosures. tim and jason plan on commissioning gifts for friends and family with the wool from their new alpacas.
If you had to assign dc characters fishes what fishes would they fish
Dick- flying fish
Jason-puffer
Tim-butterfly fish
Steph-lionfish
Damian-manta ray
i'm sorry i had to
bruce-batfish
cass-lungfish
jarro-starfish
bildad the shuhite is real (sort of). he's in the bible. idk where i thought he came from before that, i guess i just never thought about it too hard, but was so surprised to see his name in a real actual bible verse.
Then Bildad the Shuhite replied: “How long will you say such things? Your words are a blustering wind. Does God pervert justice? Does the Almighty pervert what is right? When your children sinned against him, he gave them over to the penalty of their sin. But if you will seek God earnestly and plead with the Almighty, if you are pure and upright, even now he will rouse himself on your behalf and restore you to your prosperous state.
(Job 8: 1-6, NIV)
the real bildad was kind of a dick, i like crowley better
made bird valentines. idk i have no one in mind to give them to but still spent hours collaging. kinda hate the sparrow one.
I love that this new season Capitalism™ is the enemy like, the mob? Super nice and friendly! Billionaires? Cheating sacks of shit obstructing their investigation and manipulating them
i especially like how close to real life they've made the billionaires (because they're based on real life billionaires!).
bash immediately reminded me of bryan johnson, that billionaire totally obsessed with anti-aging, the one that got plasma from his son and takes like eleven vitamins a day. i also was getting steve jobs from him, because of his company's peach logo. and of course, elon musk and peter thiel, both comically evil tech guys, like him.
i've heard camilla white was based on martha stewart, but i really liked how she represented modern design trends. everywhere is white to "open up the space," and all of the character and coziness and personalization that comes from living in it for years is gone. most places nowadays look just the same, and that's what she's turned oliver's room into. that's what she tries to do to the entire arconia, strip it of the people that live there and turn it into a beige corporate casino-hell.
lastly, jay pflug and pfizer. pharmaceutical companies by germans. he misrepresents himself to both the public (on social media) and to mabel, pretending to be a nice guy while covering up lester's death, just like medical companies like pfizer sell us medications to help us, save us, but cover up things like unethical experiment drug trials and hike up their prices like crazy (both of these are for real about pfizer).
also! the police and mayor being super corrupt actually. so real. i used to like the mayor :(
crab bells save me...crab bells. save me crab bells.
jack's voice in the new sisters grimm show (pretty decent!) was so so familiar to me and i've just realized!! it's james from derry girls! dylan llewelyn! why is he always singled out for being english specifically.
after years of wilhelmina's scheming for control of mode; post-mortem IVF, pretending to be an alcoholic to gain tyler's trust, hidden cameras, unleashing a computer virus on mode, starting a rival magazine and poaching mode employees, seducing bradford, committing her own sister to an asylum, just to a name a few, and in the end, daniel willingly left mode to follow betty across the ocean. she was probably kicking herself for not getting rid of betty (via dream job opportunity) sooner.
so my friends are doing a hear me out cake right. APPARENTLY MISS PIGGY COUNTS???? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHES NOT CONVENIENTLY ATTRACTIVE??? THAT IS THE SEXIEST PIG EVER!!!
things that are absolutely essential to ensure the success of operation strix (according to twilight):
- get his fake daughter a little detective outfit to wear when she wants to investigate his fake job
- wait up all evening and delay dinner because his fake wife isn’t home yet
- regularly go on fake dates with your fake wife to ensure she is happy
- kissing his fake wife in front of his fake brother in law so that he won’t suspect that their marriage is a scam, instead of telling him that that is, in fact, a weird thing to demand of his sister and her husband
- plan an elaborate evening of date activities because his fake wife came home with a bad mood
- wear matching outfits when going out
- buying his fake wife sweet treats that she loves without her even mentioning them to him because paying attention to such things is imperative to appear as the perfect family
- confessing his love to his fake wife because he thinks she may have true feelings for him
- taking his fake family to a ski resort
- telling his fake wife that she could be arrested as a single, older woman living in ostania even though he knows her brother is in the sss in an attempt to convince her to stay married to him long-term
- giving his fake daughter over 600 dalcs ($1900) to go shopping with her friend
- reporting personal and seemingly minor details of his fake daughter's life to his boss
- wearing an outfit made entirely of cruise ship merchandise he neither wants nor needs so his fake daughter will think he looks cool (she doesn't)