The Silicone Noodle

I'm Noodle. This is a dick fanblog with undertones of nerdiness, positivity, and general crappy original content. Please tag responsibly, don't be that guy.

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my blog might be dead, but the collection is alive and well

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How to find me

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These are the items that drop when you kill me

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Here you go, anon (ten years later)! I hope it helps. Mr. Universe is very thick, but not that tall. Each square on the mat is 1″.

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are you male or female?

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So there’s this store on Etsy, Geeky Sex Toys. I’ve been eyeing their rad products for a while and decided to bother the hell out of them about their materials and process. They answered my nosy questions without missing a beat:

Yeah. Like, I’m feeling this company and I had to give them a shoutout because I feel like the word might not be out about them yet. <3

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A little update on my chaotic collection to show that it is very much possible to find a sex toy that is simultaneously cool, functional, safe, and affordable. 

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when you’ve been questing for months to save up enough coin for the massive troll dildo that perfectly matches your aesthetic and probably definitely won’t fit in your adventurer’s pack fuck