[autistickilljoys]

sometimes being nonbinary is just about looking at gerard way and thinking "god I wish I looked like that"

[autistickilljoys]

y'all will see the words "nonbinary" and "gerard" in the same post together and then smash reblog huh

[lovehorror]

i love the dichotomy of jonathan sims (the archivist one) having a constant crisis over what it means to be a human person, while jonathan sims (the real one) has a clear cut definition for “person” and it involves octopi

[hellomelancholic]

What if there wasn't any significance to Graham eating his notebook he was just like "huh I wonder what would happen if I put this in my mouth" and then he did and he was like "oh this is Not Fun" but then noticed amy watching and was like "oh can't have her thinking I'm a coward now can I" and finished it off

[pretentioussongtitle]

Ever have that think happen where your scrolling through your dash, minding your own business and you see a headcanon about media  you have no involvement with and based off the small flash of canon it reveals all you can think to yourself is ‘what the fuck?’

[pretentioussongtitle]

Sorry about the typos I was busy thinkin’ about some random dude eating his notebook.

[hellomelancholic]

When I set out about making this post my first thought after hitting send was "hmmm I hope someone with no knowledge of the Magnus archives sees this and is utterly confused and distressed" and it's good to see I've achieved my goal

[dathen]

Can it truly make anyone more confused and distressed than those of us who know the context?

[thenearsightedbi]

oh GOD what if they go to Hupperdook soon and Caduceus plays the bone flute for Kiri and she starts mimicking it

[vendetta06]

let's start a war. this is how i disappear vs. the sharpest lives?

[the-magnus-archives-wiki]

rip Jonny but the fact that he got himself into this mess will never stop being funny to me

[sexydesolation]

Fuck sun/moon/rising the new horoscope is based on your aligned/sexiest/scariest for tma entities

[youngbloodbuzz]

the Realizations that once geek&sundry delete the vox machina videos for the critrole crew to upload on their own channel that all the marisha/keyleth hate also gets deleted 

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

[drmariusvonraum]

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

[galahadwilder]

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

[fishingisuniversal]

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

[shobogan]

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

[forgedofsmokeandflame]

@blackkatmagic

[amisdala-archive-deactivated202]

your last 12 used emojis will tell you how 2020 is going to be for you

[the-emptiness-of-space]

THE TAGS IM WHEEZING:

But the best one is:

[silk-snapdragons]

the sounds in mag 131 are so viscerally upsetting. its been two hours and i still dont know how to cope

[silk-snapdragons]

jonny and alex: there wont be any audio-only kisses because it just sounds bad, sorry!

also jonny and alex: and now you get to hear the sounds of a man attempting to cut off his own finger! :)

[silk-snapdragons]

the sounds in mag 131 are so viscerally upsetting. its been two hours and i still dont know how to cope

[tallsaint-deactivated20221218]

it's so funny that they went straight from summertime to prison like now that we've established that we drink respect women juice let's sing about getting fucked in the ass

[cottagecore]

[silk-snapdragons]

how the fuck am i supposed to sleep after that?

[girard]

so no boy division?

[im-queer-and-tired]

days_fade on twitch and dietshampoo on Instagram are carrying the entire fandom on their backs