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sidewalk art I walked by today. there is love out there.

#this is very cute and positive #i unfortunately will never forget the friend who told me that rooting is aussie slang for fucking though #fucking for you folks

queerpyracy

there are so many things happening now about which i am unwilling to say much because i can only wish death and violence upon certain individuals but when it comes to living 2000s Fatphobia Again, But Even Worse, i do not care. take me to court for actionable threats i do not fucking care everyone responsible for this needs to be publicly put down for the good of society but most especially young women

queerpyracy

teen girls get behind me i will not let these demons touch you. you do not have to be shrink wrapped around your skeleton to be worthy of love and dignity and you should use bricks and hammers against anyone who suggests you do

alientitty

💀

spazzbot

I don’t say this often, but you really should unmute and listen to the song

eatmorebikes

infectiouspiss

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

infectiouspiss

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

infectiouspiss

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

#god if someone even said “I could never live like that” NEAR me I'd tell them to kill themselves then tbh #ask stupid questions get stupid answers tbh

teaboot

I love "gender bending" characters but HATE HATE HATE designs where canon buff dudes are wispy little fairy ladies and canon tiny women are beefy ass male linebackers. If you're not in it for JACKED WOMEN and TWINKS then what's what's FUCKING point

teaboot

you understand my vision

teaboot

I was gonna make a bunch of these to prove a point but realized halfway through that Lady Bane is my ultimate butch fantasy so now I have to go lay down

teaboot

Anyhow I've been thinking about this cpncept lately so I have some additional thoughts on Acceptable Male Characters Who Would Be Legendary Female Character Design

If it pleases the counsel to consider:

#I've seen women who look like at least half those characters in real life #give them their representation

femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

engarde-bitch

Nicola Coughlan, Siobhan McSweeney and Eanna Hardwicke in The Play of the Western World

#not to horny post but the amount i'd pay for nicola coughlan's tiddies in my face like that first pic

trekkie-polls

Who would you want to work under?

James Kirk

Jean Luc Picard

Benjamin Sisko

Kathyrn Janeway

Jonathan Archer

Michael Burnham

Carol Freeman

Christopher Pike

Dal R'El

Gwyndala

Nahla Ake

None/other/see my formal complaint in the notes

Voting ended onJun 16

#picked Janeway because I'd like to interpret this as a sexual thing #Also i generally like her vibe.

hardwrench

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

dykecadence

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

purrfectly

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

saint-batrick

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

casualcarnage

niurd

double trout sweater

#i beautiful piece of art but i also can't stop myself from saying #troutties

depsidase

lazywriterinthedark

tooies

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

apyr-the-struggler

commodorecliche

y'all ever have that ONE WORD you just consistently cannot spell without assistance? like no matter how old you are, no matter how many grade school vocab quizzes you got tucked under your belt, there's always that one word will haunt you until the day you die.

commodorecliche

mine is beaurocracy and autocorrect had to swoop in like goddamn Spiderman to save me from it. reblog and put your Problem Word in the tags.

#ACCOMMODATION #i spelled it wrong here at first as well #honestly i'm trusting the browser autocorrect but it still doesn't look right

jhoomwrites

when reading a book, do you read the prologue/epilogue?

yes

prologue only

epilogue only

no

nuance (comments/tags)

Voting ended onApr 13

yusuke-of-valla

Looking at the tags, a lot of people are blessedly unaware of the Discourse, for posterity:

orcboxer

do they think... that prologues and epilogues... which take place within the story and are very much inside of the same book as the rest of the pages... don't count as part of the book....???.....