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trekkie-polls

Who would you want to work under?

James Kirk

Jean Luc Picard

Benjamin Sisko

Kathyrn Janeway

Jonathan Archer

Michael Burnham

Carol Freeman

Christopher Pike

Dal R'El

Gwyndala

Nahla Ake

None/other/see my formal complaint in the notes

Voting ended onJun 16

#picked Janeway because I'd like to interpret this as a sexual thing #Also i generally like her vibe.

hardwrench

The Poisoned Ant = tavern for villains and rogues

Poisoned Ant = 90s rock band

Poisoned the Ant = 2010s rock band that sucks

Ant, Poisoned = dark and contemplative novel that just came out

ANTPOISONED = steam game

dykecadence

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

purrfectly

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

saint-batrick

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

casualcarnage

niurd

double trout sweater

#i beautiful piece of art but i also can't stop myself from saying #troutties

depsidase

lazywriterinthedark

tooies

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

looseinthecatroom

commodorecliche

y'all ever have that ONE WORD you just consistently cannot spell without assistance? like no matter how old you are, no matter how many grade school vocab quizzes you got tucked under your belt, there's always that one word will haunt you until the day you die.

commodorecliche

mine is beaurocracy and autocorrect had to swoop in like goddamn Spiderman to save me from it. reblog and put your Problem Word in the tags.

#ACCOMMODATION #i spelled it wrong here at first as well #honestly i'm trusting the browser autocorrect but it still doesn't look right

jhoomwrites

when reading a book, do you read the prologue/epilogue?

yes

prologue only

epilogue only

no

nuance (comments/tags)

Voting ended onApr 13

yusuke-of-valla

Looking at the tags, a lot of people are blessedly unaware of the Discourse, for posterity:

orcboxer

do they think... that prologues and epilogues... which take place within the story and are very much inside of the same book as the rest of the pages... don't count as part of the book....???.....

gardenofava

#i used to skip prologues as a teen because i thought of them like forewords and didn't know better

hagiomoto

😑 people are so...

#reblogging not to shame but to warn #dont be that guy

tautline-hitch

OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. You’ve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.

How are we feeling?

YES this is IT this is my THING

Oh fun!

Sure, why not

Not really my deal but I can go with it

Nah, not feeling it

NOPE.

Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results

Voting ended onApr 30

Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.

#i got abduction/kidnapping #and i will say while its a plot in a lot of stories its rarely a KINK inherently #you gotta really do some good theme work to make it clear the kink of it all #oh and i said sure why not because its fine

ddeck

when an artist draws fem versions of male characters but makes them skinnier smaller and less muscular................im not saying this is illegal but when their heart will be put on a scale it ain't gonna be lighter than a feather