home of erotomania

names peat, i'm 27, any pronouns... mad ecologist in training

[aether2000]

[ruhlare]

hi i am insane and have nothing to offer. do you still like me

[j0ly0n]

her: you better not be yuri fight club when i get home

my stupid ass:

[diatere]

mystery flesh pit AU where the 2007 disaster never happened and the park is still open in 2023 so every youtuber uses it for clickbait

[diatere]

[scoutsmoocrew]

Breaking news: dogs are stealing shepherds’ jobs ????

[bonefarm]

Pay him.

[mad-hare]

You need to hire a HUMAN to sit with your goats 24 hours a day and fist fight any coyotes that threaten them

[canisitsnotlupus]

this is so funny.

[sitta-pusilla]

List of jobs dogs have stolen from me:

Sniffing drugs

Sniffing bombs

Pulling a sled over snow

Chasing geese at airports

Startling birds so they fly and another human can shoot them

Retrieving shot birds after they land on the ground

Chasing raccoons up trees

Biting people

Shouting at people so they go away

Jumping through hoops

Visiting hospitals so patients can caress me and be cheered by my presence

Public nudity

Eating food that falls on the floor

Shepherding

[cattgirl]

Broke: Le Illegal Immigrance are stealing peoples jobs

Woke: DOGS are stealing people’s jobs

[liquidstar]

if you want to say "shut up" in greek you say "skase" which is basically a command to blow yourself up. im pretty sure the idea is like, "hold in your words for so long that they build up inside you until you burst" but it doesnt translate well. because the other day my cousin was practicing english convos with me, and when i was poking fun at her she just says "Explode."

[liquidstar]

it translates as more of a power move than saying "shut up" normally though

[silkyloathe]

careful though, exploding is some people's kink

[silkyloathe]

hey i wont be on tumblr much longer. my ex and his friends are still obsessively stalking me and i dont feel safe on here. anyone feel free to ask me for my discord tho

[pol-ski]

.❤️

[tits-n-trix]

Who let's a monk who only speaks Polish and Latin out of an monastery, and not only out of a monastery but to an airport, and not only an airport but the O'Hare airport located in Chicago USA

[flipocrite]

[forgottenflickr]

2007

[sighcomics]

I rushed home to make this

[wildinggg-deactivated20240105]

a comic I never finished but it was so funny to me

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me

[audhdnight]

Possibly a hot take but the whole “just ignore them and they’ll stop” or “how can you expect people to like you when you don’t even like yourself” is victim blamey as hell and we gotta stop saying shit like this.

“Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me” is a huge fucking lie. Words hurt a lot. And they don’t only hurt because you let them. They just hurt.

Basically, let’s stop excusing bullying and discrimination and hate crimes just because “they’re only words” or “it could be worse/others have it worse”.

Also, only slightly related, but do not tell someone not to complain because the discrimination they face is less openly violent than something others might face. I’m not saying people purposely deadnaming me is the same as “corrective rape” (assaulting a queer person to “fix” them and make them straight/cis again). How about we just try to get rid of both instead of comparing???

[marsoid]

any of yall watch キングオブザヒル

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Being neurodivergent is just having a Demicolon attached to every single sentence that comes out of your mouth.

For those who don't know what a Demicolon is:

[silkyloathe]

was there only classical music until they invented jazz

[valtsv]

"you should've been at the club" YOU should've been at the club. in the catacombs. on april 2nd 1897.

[valtsv]

i went to the illegal 1897 catacombs concert and nobody there knew you

[nyancrimew]

2023 was 5 years ago, feel old yet

[jame7t]

2012 is in 4 months. feel anything yet ?

[valtsv]

more stories where falling in love is a horrifying fate worse than death rather than a source of comfort and hope. more stories where love is understood as a terminal affliction.

[valtsv]

more stories where someone falls in love and understands that this means they will be changed and made more vulnerable by it, compelled to do irrational things in the name of it, and be willing to die for it, and starts lashing out and stress vomiting about it