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🐬Taylor/30/gnc trans man/Leo/polyam🐬 we love and support trans women under this roof. Was previously dadbutch

[apolladay]

“Children of divorce”, how old were you when your parents spilt?

* before I was born

* 0-2 years old

* 3-5 years old

* 6-8 years old

* 9-11 years old

* 12-14 years old

* 15-17 years old

* I was an adult when my parents divorced

* it’s complicated

* my parents are still together

* see results

“Children of divorce”, how old were you when your parents spilt?

before I was born

0-2 years old

3-5 years old

6-8 years old

9-11 years old

12-14 years old

15-17 years old

I was an adult when my parents divorced

it’s complicated

my parents are still together

see results

Remaining time: 4 days 21 hours

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[fairycosmos]

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[barrymccaulkinem]

when you use a word and wonder if you used it right and you check and you correctly pulled an uncommon 3rd or 4th definition

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

I keep thinking about this at work and making myself sick trying not to laugh

[yamcha]

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:

Do not work on your days off.

"But--"

DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do not work on your breaks

Do not “answer a few emails” on your vacation

Do not work off the clock

Doing this doesn’t reward you with more money or whatever. It rewards you with more work.

[stjohnstarling]

Now, your resume says you spent seven years as a “sex wizard”

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[juniepops]

Girlfriend: "when we have sex tonight can you be normal and not talk like the English dub of a Nintendo Direct"

Me: "of course baby"

Me two hours later: "We hope you're looking forward to scissoring, fingering, and licking your way to an orgasm as soon as this presentation ends. But for now, that's all the time we have"

[cocteautwinsgirl]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[mysillycomics]

lalalalala

[ruinedchildhood]

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