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The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

We should oppress evangelicals, but like, for real this time

I feel like Squidward is the type of gay man who sexually imprinted on an unrequited crush in his teens and has been chasing it's shadow ever since. Sexually speaking I think it would be difficult for him to be present. It's not that he has trouble being vulnerable, I think he's a vulnerable if tense lover. Like whenever he sleeps with somebody new he can only see them when measured against an ideal he won't allow himself to fully comprehend. Because if he ever looks at it head on, he knows it will never happen perfectly. Like, he has a hard time indulging in his partners fantasies, especially when it clashes with the semiconscious image in his head. So the sex is pleasant but tense and distant.

cryptotheism

It wasn't Squilliam. It was some other person that moved schools and vanished before the advent of social media. Squilliam was the NEXT uncomfortable crush, but it formed around the unresolved feelings from the first crush, which is part of why he's feels so bitter towards Squilliam.

dorothylarouge

it cant be squillium because squidward canonically doesn't perceive him as attractive until the events of the series ("oh, no, he's hot!")

kenziecore

Justin needs to go down as a national hero for this

#dhdoajfixhwkducbeksicufe I miss when this show was consistently good #I will allow it from Justin and Justin alone

ghostinthebathroom

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

somewhere-south-of-neutral

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

handsomeboymodelingschool

dogpuppy

ventussolder

Yoo who got the american woodcock on their island

burins

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

zoesupreme

leafdlc

jellogram

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.