Sir Woodsworth the Fifth the Eighth the Second
Upon meeting Sir Woodsworth the Fifth the Eighth the Second, one may ponder as to how he has the gall to act the way he does.
He walks around in simple clothes, at most a suit of very outdated style to celebrations and such, nothing close to the modern fashion and trends.
He rarely lets out so much as a sound in public.
He seems to always be lost in thought, as if he, whatever it is that constitutes "us" is a good few meters behind his eyes.
He always stays close to the right side of the sidewalk, never even daring to stray to the center.
He finds it a crime worse than death to inconvenience another.
In groups he only listens, but when only chatting with another, he talks so fast few can understand him.
He has a cat. A bloody bastard, that cat is. Ripped my shirt once with its claws. It was rather expensive. I haven't yet forgiven the bloke, even though I still rub her belly whenever she requests.
Anyways, where was I? Ah, yes.
He dislikes the sport that modern politics have become and, instead, prefers simply getting things done.
He would rather spend a week locked in a library than go clubbing for an hour.
Oh my, have I forgotten to mention that he works as a hitman?
Well, not legally, but he does kill people for money.
He is rather open about it, in fact.
Nobody believes him, you see.
And how could they, given the man that Sir Woodsworth the Fifth the Eighth the Second is?
Perhaps I wouldn't believe him, too, if he hadn't killed my boss right in front of me not too long ago.
No other person in the office even glanced at him as they flew in a panic, believing it was a sniper from a rooftop or something along those lines. The gun in his hands? Pure coincidence. A man like Sir Woodsworth the Fifth the Eighth the Second most definetly could not be the cause of this, if they even registered his presence at all.
We are now rather great friends.
I enjoy talking to him.
Strange fellow that he is, he is truly a remarkable thinker.
Britain could use more people like him, I reckon.
