The soft hum of radio static echoed in the lobby of the hotel, leaving a calming sensation that made you feel a sense of comfort as you laid on the couch, getting your wounds tended to. Alastor, your significant other who also happened to be one of the other Overlords in Hell, was tending to your injuries, putting bandages and alcohol to your cuts.
All you could do as he scolded you while dabbing the alcohol-soaked rag over your cuts was whine at the painful stinging sensation. You had gotten yourself into a scuffle with some sinners while going out for your weekly run of getting groceries, earning you a few cuts and bruises.
Luckily, his shadow tasked with having to watch you, practically bound to you ! Just thinking about the argument you had with the sinners before being beaten up made you groan, which caught Alastors attention. He pulled the alcohol soaked rag away from the one of many gashes you had received.
You could tell by his expression that he was a bit irritated with you, from the way his smile sharpened and his eyes glowed brighter, a sign that he wasn't exactly happy with you right now.
" I thought I told you to be careful during your errands for Charlie. " He said, voice low as he began to put bandages over your cuts, the white cotton strips sticking to the dried blood around the wounds. Oh, what the Overlord would do to those sinners who laid their hands on you if he could. The need to keep you by his side as much as possible was too tempting to not take advantage of.
He'd even had his shadow bring the lowlifes to him, and he'd rip them apart, limb by limb, broadcasting their screams and desperate pleads all across Hell. A perfect show, one he wouldn't let his dear beloved partake in.
" I tried. It's not like I was the one who started it anyway.. "
You responded, watching as he put a bandage over the large cut on your shoulder, the cotton pressing against the wound as he wrapped it in a roll. Alastor's eyes widened before going back to their normal appearance, his constant smile remaining. He nearly found it humorous how his shadow told him otherwise.
" Oh really? "
His voice was a bit higher in pitch, as if he was teasing you. Alastor was finished tending to your wounds and took a step back, hands on his hips as he looked down at you. You gave him a nod, and he just chuckled, amused by the completely different story his lover was telling him.
" So, it wasn't you who threw your bags at them? Or, maybe... it was the sinners who had attacked you that had thrown the items at themselves, dearest? "
The radio static in his voice became a bit distorted, making you swallow the nervous lump in your throat. You couldn't tell if he was irritated or just messing with you... Something was making you drift to the first option, though.
" They knocked over my entire basket ' by accident. ' How do you knock over a basket, full of groceries, not intentionally? " You began to rant about the encounter. Alastor's ears twitched as you explained what had happened, finding the entire ordeal rather comical.
" Then, they kept mocking me. One of them had the nerve to call me a ' whore ' of all things! The FUCK did I ever do to any of them?! "
The Radio Demon, as they call him, listened to your story, watching as your expression switched between different emotions. It was almost adorable, seeing you get so angry over something as simple as a verbal insult, one that could easily be thrown back at the sinner.
" Oh? Did they, now? " He questioned, watching as you nodded. You were sitting up on the couch now, legs crossed over each other and arms folded across your chest. The demon's gaze turned to the shadow he possessed, waiting to get a signal that you were actually telling the truth.
He could trust his beloved, but sometimes you didn't think to tell him everything, or sometimes you'd lie to him in order to avoid getting in trouble. His shadow confirmed your story, nodding towards him before slowly fading away into the shadows. Alastor looked back at you, tilting his head. He could feel his smile widen, eyes looking down at you as you complained about the sinners who attacked you.
" Darling. "
You were cut off, eyes widening. His voice was soft, gentle, yet had a hint of static in it. Alastor leaned over you, putting his arms underneath your form and picking you up in a way that made your arms instinctively wrap around his neck for support before stinging at the sharp movement due to your injuries.
He stood firmly, holding you up against him, the two of you making eye contact. The Radio Demon's eyes were narrowed, a glint of mischief and amusement in them. The sudden silence that engulfed the two of you made you realize how loud you were.
" It's always entertaining to see the shenanigans that you manage to get yourself into. You know, it makes me feel better about how protective I am of you, ma très chère. "
I could imagine the two of you fucking either because Blitzo loaned you off to Stolas since he was too busy to fulfill his side of the agreement he had with Stolas or the owl requested your presence when he was lonely.
The Goetia swings both ways when it comes to BDM. You could tie him up or vice versa, and he wouldn't mind. The prince is more on the submissive side, allowing you to dominate him to your heart's content.
Stolas makes a lot of lewd sounds, his moans, screams, and begging echo through the room as you pound into him. His legs wrap around your hips tightly. Having him blindfolded while you tease him is one of his favorite kinks.
Especially if you tie him up while he's on his back. You can hear his wings flap in excitement and frustration as you edge him closer and closer to the edge of climax, but you don't let him.
You can feel his feathers rise whenever he's close, and when you finally decide to let him, he lets out the most lewd sound ever. It's almost animalistic, and the only time you've heard a sound like that is from an animal in heat.
Stolas likes it when you pull his feathers. If you were going to soften on him, he would grab your hand and shove it into his chest, making sure that you were gripping the base of the feathers and pulling them hard.
He would even beg for you to leave bite marks, scratches, and hickeys all over him. That's also another one of the Goetia's kinks. When it's time to switch, the prince is very dominant. He loves to ride you, using his long tongue to explore your body and make you his plaything.
The Goetia makes sure to belong your orgasms.
Since the bird doesn't have a cock of his own, he would finger or eat you out. He knows that you would love the way his tongue feels inside of you, so warm, slick and wet. Stolas loves to praise and degrade you, telling you how amazing you were for him. Tell you how naughty you're being.
He is always willing to go another round, especially if you use his toys on him. Putting a vibrator right next to his cloaca while he's blindfolded makes him go crazy. He loves the feeling of not knowing where the vibrations would be placed and when they would happen.
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Stolas would definitely invite you over again. He would never see you as more than a sex buddy or a friend, nothing more. He would make sure to give you the best aftercare of your life ( afterlife. ) Even letting you stay the night if it was your first time with him.
You were a good lay, but the prince was still very much in love with Blitzo. He may consider inviting you both over to ravage him once more.
Do you take requests? If so I have an interesting idea. You are a young child who was abandoned by both parents because neither wanted anything to do with you because you are half imp half goetia and Stolas takes you in after you end up knocking on his door because you wanted to ask for food
Stolas has always made sure to try and be the best father he could be for Octavia. Even through all of the ups and downs the two have had, he always makes sure to put her needs above everything else.
Even with the arguments that he had with her mother. The same could be said for a tiny imp who was found wandering around his palace. His guards found you outside one night and brought you in, immediately taking you to Stolas to decide what to do with you.
He had his suspicions on how you managed to find your way into his palace.
To be completely honest, he was astonished at how you could get past his guards without them catching you. That alone impressed him. Not many can do that, especially not an imp like you.
He saw that you were wearing a red coat and pants that were a little dirty from what he could tell. And it looked like they were torn and ripped as well. You also looked extremely malnourished.
'How long were you out there by yourself?'
He thought to himself.
Stolas called off his guards and dismissed them, telling them that they could leave the room now. The two of you began to talk about where you came from and how you got there. It seemed like you had no idea how to answer that, so he figured that he could just let you stay here for the night.
He found out that you had come inside for shelter and food. You explained how your parents abandoned you and that you've been on your own for a while. You were able to take care of yourself, and you knew your way around.
But it still worried him about how you were surviving, considering you looked malnourished and the clothes that you had on were torn and dirty. He didn't know if he should take you in or not, but after taking a glance at you and your state, he felt his heart tug.
You were just a kid.
How could anyone just leave you out in the world by yourself? Especially in hell in the dead of night. With a soft smile, he offered you a place in his home. Or at least for the night. Thankfully, you caused little to no trouble. Although you were hesitant, you still took the offer and went with him.
Once the two of you made it back to his room, he got you some new clothes and had the servants bathe you. Octavia would play with you a lot while he was working and you would keep her company while she was watching TV.
The two of you would lie down on her bed, and both of you connected with Octavia's wired headphones while you guys listened to rock music. She will even let you use her phone to play games, which eventually led to Stolas getting you a tablet of your very own.
Octavia would spend a large chunk of her time bonding with you, understanding the feeling of being all alone. When Stolas and Stella would argue near you two, she would take you out of the room with her or give you headphones to block out the noise.
You did realize a pattern with your new parents whenever they argued. It was almost always about Stolas's status, money, or an imp. You've seen the imp around the palace a majority of the time. He would always be running around, trying to find a place to hide or trying to escape.
He would stare at you before quickly going back to his task of finding a way out of the labyrinth, which was Stolas's large ass palace.
You didn't care for the imp that would come around. You didn't like him. Stolas had noticed this when the imp would try and talk to you when he would have the chance, but you wouldn't say a word.
You just stayed away from him, and if he ever did try to approach you, you would glare at him or turn away. Blitzo would try to bond with you and Octavia when Stella's out of the picture, but the two of them didn't care.
It took Octavia a while to warm up to the bad-mouthed and immature imp, so it would take some time for you to warm up to him.
But once you did ( which took a while ), you and Blitzo were attached at the hip. Wherever he went, you followed. Wherever you went, he followed. Stolas thought it was sweet, seeing how close you two have gotten over time.
Blitzo had taken a liking to you, and you did to him. He found out that you like horses, just like himself. This led to him taking you horse riding and with the help of stealing Stolas's credit card, he would even buy you a horse.
He also loved drawing with you. Blitzo would bring your drawings to work with him and pin them up on his whiteboard. Loona, his receptionist and daughter, thought that they were cute. Stolas would look at the drawings on his board and smile. He thought it was adorable, and it was the least Blitzo could do.
Stolas finally felt complete after so long. His life had been empty for so many years. The failing divorce between him and his arranged wife, the feelings he felt for Blitzo, and the relationship between him and his daughter became worse.
It was a never-ending cycle of misery for him. But, with your arrival, his life started to get better. It was like all the pain he endured, all the sadness he felt, and all the loneliness he had gone away.
It's not every day that he's able to find a random child in the middle of the night, wandering around his home and looking for shelter and food anyway.
Having a one night stand with these two is a little werid to you at first. Having sex with your boss and a prince? Blitzo had to convince you that everything was going to be fine and this was just going to be a one-time thing.
This all started because Stolas got turned on by seeing you and Blitzo protect him from being assassinated. He was very straightforward when it came to asking you to join him and Blitzo in their "love making."
It started off slow when they came onto you. Blitzo, making sure to leave his marks all over you while Stolas, on the other hand, gives you tiny love-bites and teases you repeatly. It felt like heaven. (even though you are in hell)
Once you were satisfied, you were able to look at Stolas and Blitzo to do their thing. The two were making out right in front of you. They were going at it for a while. Letting you sit and watch the two as long as you wanted.
After they were done, they would go back to pleasuring you. Blitzo would take you first. He's rough and ruthless when it comes to his thrusts. Him having a high sex drive doesn't make it any better. He would be plowing into you for hours without getting tired.
Stolas would be underneath you, making out with you while commenting on how good you are doing for the both of them. He's definitely softer then, Blitzo. He makes sure that Blitzo isn't that rough with his love-bites.
When it's Stolas's turn, he will get you into a missionary like position as he fingerfucks you. (I headcannon that Stolas doesn't have a dick) As he's doing this, he would be whispering sweet nothings into your ear. He would also deny your orgasms.
When he's done, the two of them would be all over you for the rest of the night. It's a constant cycle of them denying your orgasms and them giving you so many love bites that were out in the open for everyone to see.
When they were done for the night, Stolas would use his grimoire to clean up the mess that the three of you had made. Then, he would make the three of you shower together. Werid, yes, but you could really deny him. Your body was sore from how rough they were with you.
By the time you three got out, it was already morning. Blitzo and Stolas would already be in bed, cuddling with each other. You would either just fall asleep by yourself without touching them, or you could cuddle against one of them as you slowly fall asleep before they reposition themselves so the both of them could cuddle you.
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10 out of 10. Would fuck the both of them again if you had another chance to.
Holi i loved the Beelzebub best friend headcanons!
I wanted to know if you could do Beelzebub with a lil sister reader ! (Or sibling reader if you wanna do gender neutral)
Sure, anon ! This is the first request I have ever gotten, so I will try my best to fulfill your request. Hope u like it !
ʙᴇᴇʟᴢᴇʙᴜʙ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ
ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢꜱ : ʙᴇᴇʟᴢᴀʙᴜʙ & (ɴᴀᴍᴇ)
ᴄᴀᴛᴇɢᴏʀʏ : ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ
ᴛʏᴘᴇ ᴏꜰ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ : ꜰᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ
ᴛʏᴘᴇ : ʜᴇᴀᴅᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴ
ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ : 257 ᴡᴏʀᴅꜱ
ʙᴇᴇʟᴢᴇʙᴜʙ
During Beelzabub's parties, she sometimes (if you're OK with it) invite you to come in sing with her to the hellhounds attending her parties. You two will dance and sing together. Not even having a care in the world.
She is also semi-protecive of you when you are ove at her parties. Beelzabub makes it her number 1 priority to make sure you are anywhere you go, so it makes sense for her to do it at her parties. She just doesn't want her little sister getting hurt or into any trouble.
Beelzebub loves to have girls' nights out with you. Going shopping and eating at fancy restaurants are a go-to when it comes to her. She just loves spending time with you. I could see Beelzabub babying you a whole bunch if she had a little sister. You and her had almost gotten into an argument about it once, so she trys her best to tone down on the babying.
She will keep a close eye on you when it comes to drunks at her parties as well. If you're fine with them being near you, then she's alright. But if they are touching you reluctantly with you being all upset about it, they will get kicked out immediately.
She definitely will hype you up when it comes to you doing a solo at her parties. She will make sure to scream out to everyone at the party when they are cheering you on at the end of the solo that you are her little sister.
Being best friends with Beelzabub has to be the best decision you have ever made in your life in hell. Beelzabub has to be one of the nicest and most carefree person you have met.
You and her usually go out to parties (mainly the ones she hosts) and drink a fuck ton of boozes intill the two of you pass out. If anyone trys to mess with you or touch you while you are intoxicated, she will fuck them up.
She will usually just kick the person out, but if they step out of line, she will literally bear the ever loving shit outta them. Beelzabub hates freaks coming to her parties, but them trying to touch her best friend ? Big mistake.
Along with being friends with Beelzabub and her being super energetic, she will take time out of her day to just hang out with you. You and her will go out to eat together or just go out shopping.
During the Loona and Blitzo situation during her party in the newest episode, the two of you did comfort Loona during everything that was going on with her dad, (Loona didn't really take Beelzabub the right way though) which caused her to leave.
You did get the hellhounds number so you and Beelzabub could contact her if she was ever open to party with the two of you again, which wasn't a high possibility, but at least you still had Beelzabub to talk to.
“Aww, Loona..” You say, looking at the female hell hound in shame and guilt. She had just come back from getting her hellbies shot. Blitzo and her had been talking about it for a while but you always knew she hated getting shots (besides the alcoholic ones.) Loona had a cone on her head so she couldn't mess or lick her shot wound which you hardly doubt she would do. You even tried convincing Blitzo to let you take it off, but he said no.
Loona was sitting in a chair in the I.M.P HQ, her head on the table, extremely pissed off.
“Are you doing alright?” You questioned her. She didn't respond. You got up from your spot and patted her on the back. You could feel her start to growl but then stop. She was too upset to even care about whatever you were trying to do to her. Everything today was already going downhill for her anyway, so why should she care about anything right now?
You were now awkwardly patting Loona’s back. You could tell that she was upset about her having to get her shot taken today with Blitzo. She might have even been upset with you for not being able to comfort her during it because you were stuck having to help the prince from being assassinated by Striker.
“Blitzo told me you really put up a fight when it came to getting your shot today. I mean, you got it over with for the next- I don't know.. 5-ish years?” You tried to strike up a conversation with her to calm her down or try to make her forget about what happened. She groaned at the thought of her getting her shot earlier that day.
“Yeah.. I guess you're right, but that asshole had it coming. Trying to stick a huge ass needle in my side!? He and Blitzo got everything they deserved for making me go back there..” Loona said loudly as she sat up in her seat. All you could see were her ears and her eyes slightly able to glow through the cheap plastic they used to make the cone she was wearing.
“You can’t say that about your dad, Loona. He did this because he cares about you. We can't have you getting hellbies and going feral on the job. As much as I would pay to see that..” You whisper that last part. You could see Loona’s ear’s stick up as she glares at you through the plastic of her cone.
“I heard that.” She responds at your comment. She had put her head back on the table in despair and boredom. You thought for a moment. The two of you were both bored. Her being upset about her getting her shot and having to stay inside for a while and you being bored after saving Stolas from being assassinated. You got an idea.
“Hey, Loona. Wanna go to Stylish Occult?” You asked her. Loona had lifted herself up from the table, fixing her posture. Almost giving herself whiplash from how fast she did so. Her posture then went back to her normal and unprofessional one.
“But Blitzo told me that couldn’t go anywhere for like an hour or so.” Loona questioned your idea. “We will be back before he knows it. He’s out checking up on Stolas with the others. He wouldn’t even know. And look.” You stopped before grabbing Loona’s cone and taking it off. “You won’t even have to wear this when we go out.” You finished.
Loona’s tail started to wag. She didn’t respond but you could tell she was extremely happy with what you have just did.
“Well, from your reaction. I can tell that you want to go so, come on.” You said to her before getting up from your chair. She also does the same. The two of you walk off of the HQ, happy and calm without a care in the world about anything coming your or way.
He would definitely be spooning with him being the big spoon and with you being the small spoon. Blitzo is a hugger, so it makes sense for him to cuddle you even in his sleep.
His tail wrapped around you, protecting you from any potential danger, or at least that's what he thinks. You could even hear him purr in his sleep as well.
Could definitely see Blitzo snoring once in a while in your ear, so wear earplugs to be once in a while if he gets to that point. It's like you're sleeping with a big cat.
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The way you two cuddle is so cute. You would be laying on your side having Moxxie laying on your chest. The two of you being entwined together.
If he allows it, the two of your legs would be entwined together, but that's very rare. When I came to cuddling on the job, he would definitely have his head on your lap.
Just imagine you and him coming back from after a kill, exhausted, and drenched in blood. You take a seat on the couch in the HQ, and Moxxie just lays his head down on your lap.
Not even caring if his boss teases him about it.
ᴍɪʟʟɪᴇ
Cuddling with Millie is a common occurrence in your relationship with her. It could be while you two are sleeping or just to be around you. She loves being in your presence.
The two of you cuddle with both of your arms draped around each other. It's a little hard to go to sleep with someone staring at you, so sometimes she will put your head on her chest if your ok with it.
She's also a huge hugger, so it makes sense for her to always want to be around you. There is neither a big spoon nor little spoon in your relationship. If you want one, it's most likely going to be her.
ʟᴏᴏɴᴀ
The way you two cuddle is just like Blitzos. Her arms are wrapped around your waist, pulling you in. She would even stuff her face in your neck. The first time you two ever cuddle was when she was having a massive hangover.
That's how you two knew his way of cuddling was for you two. It was like you were comforting her without having to say anything to do so. Yeah, she would act like it never happened in public, but when it's just you two, she's down to cuddle if you want.
Nothing is stopping this hellhound from saying no from cuddling with her s/o. Maybe not in public where her dad, aka your boss, will straight up yell at you for being near his daughter.
Does Blitzo just prostitute himself to get stuff for himself and his coworkers or is that just me?
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Blitz did it and still does it will Stolas to get his grimoire but now in the new episode, he did it to find out if Chaz was gonna marry Moxxie. I don't know if there are other cases like that in the show cus im not rewatching it again.
Idk what point I'm trying to prove. I now thought about it cus the new episode came out.
I'm back from my absence. I wanted to check up on everyone and see what yall were doing!
Have you guys been eating and sleeping well? I hope so.
Also about the series I was making, I'm mostly going to put it on ao3 or discontinue it. As much as I hate to do so, my hyperfixation on 'sans aus' has died down alot since the last time I have touched this account. I understand that's all I pretty much post on this account but I'm trying here.
As you can tell from the updates I have made on my page, I'm interested in helluva boss (and possibly hazbin hotel). I know that the some followers might not like this sooo. (Just don't look at that section of the acc. Thank you 😊)
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Welp, that's all I have to say for now. I will still be posting on this acc plus I will start making a masterlist cus im bored.