So fucking tired. I'm so fucking tired of seeing people getting pissed off over ship fics smut or not of an aroace character. And this is coming from someone who is in fact aroace. We can have relationships. We can have sex. Not all aro/ace/aroace people are don't have relationships or sex. It's a fucking spectrum for Christ's sake. If you don't like it thats fine but don't go shitting on other people over it
ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ : Alastor is one... particular sinner. Even with the Radio Host being a murderer behind closed doors in the olden days, he still is your husband. On Earth and in Hell. What if the Radio Demon's partner, specifically his wife, gets unintentionally introduced the entire of the Hazbin Hotel's staff?
When the rest of the hotel staff found out that Alastor had a significant other, a wife, to be exact, was a massive shock. Everyone had a hunch that the Radio Demon, the man who slaughtered and ate the souls of his victims through his time in hell. It almost made Alastor burst into laughter from their reaction when he first mentioned his wife.
He usually never led any of his associates about his private life, being the usual for him. The conversation only began due to Mimzy's comment about the two when telling Angel Dust and Husk more about Alastor during her stay at the hotel.
This led to Alastor having to fess up about the rumor, not being able to push the topic away for the next week or so.
Alastor always made sure to spend time with you when he wasn't working with Charlie or getting help with collecting souls from Rosie. He would always come to your estate and give you his undivided attention. This was until Charlie was able to get your contact information and sent you a letter and invitation to her hotel.
You had no problem with attending the hotel and helping the Princess of Hell. It was a huge surprise to Alastor when he found you talking to Husk at his usual spot at the bar.
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Alastor eyes diverted away from Vaggie, seeing a patron with a familiar pearl necklace that shimmered in the light. His mind wandered off to the inconsistent blabbering of Vaggie and off to the strangers' conversation with one of his coworkers.
Waiting until the moth demon's words to come to a halt, Alastor excused himself to greet the patron. He took a few steps, his hands behind his back, and a grin plastered on his face.
" What a surprise! (Y/N) darling, what brings you here today? You're not usually out and about this early! " His gaze went over to Husk for a split second, seeing the feline move over to assist another sinner, not wanting to get in the way between the two of you.
Don't get Alastor wrong, he was thrilled to see you but why were you at the hotel? Knowing you throughout a good chunk of your life, he never seen you as the type to seek redemption for your purposeful misdeeds.
Sitting down on the chair next to you before putting his staff on his lap, he listened to whatever your reasoning was to coming over to the Hazbin Hotel.
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Alastor showed you off like one of his prized possessions to the rest of the staff, complementing and bragging about how beautiful and intelligent you were. He was so protective of you throughout your visit at the hotel, making sure none of the low-life sinners around the two of you would think of doing anything besides even looking at you.
You saw some familiar faces such as Husk, Nifty, and even Angel. As much as Alastor tried to get you away from new age technology, it always came back right at him. It's not like he could keep your curious eyes away from all of the massive TVs that were scattered across Hell.
Charlie was more than happy to see you, literally jumping on the heels of her feet when you introduced yourself to Vaggie and her. She would explain all of her ideas about the hotel to you, even drag you around to show you the whole place. You could tell she was passionate about the idea of helping sinners become better people.
Angel Dust... was another story.
The second he laid his eyes on you, he would ask you so many questions about you and the Radio Demon, which Alastor would shut down immediately.
The only thing he could ever answer was what he liked about you.
Alastor was a bit... territorial about his relationship with you. The way Angel would try to get to you pissed him off. Alastor didn't care that you and Angel were both adults. You were his wife, and Alastor would fight anyone that tried to take you away from him.
It did make him irritated when the two of you became close, mainly due to your motherly nature. You had a way with people, making them feel like they could trust you. Even when Alastor didn't approve, you would still give a piece of your mind to the radio demon, and he couldn't be more in love with you.
When Angel was having a rough time with Valentino, you were the first person he went to. You listened to everything he said, no judgment. You would be there whenever he needed someone to talk to. It made Alastor upset, but it was all because he was afraid he would lose you to someone else.
Alastor will still try his hardest to keep your relationship as private as possible. But there are always times when he can't help himself and wants the entire world to know who he belongs to.
Alastor is not fond of PDA, especially in public, but it doesn't mean he won't make exceptions. He will wrap an arm around your waist or shoulders when you two are walking. You would lean into his side, giving him a kiss on the cheek.
Even with your husband's possessiveness and his territorial nature, you can't help but love the man. You didn't even care about his cannibalistic nature and how he had no problem with killing and eating people. That never really bothered you.
He was different, a monster, but also the love of your life.
At first, Blitzo started to think that you were joking about this ' challenge ' that you had stumbled upon up in the human realm. Since Blitzo loved a good challenge, he couldn't help himself from participating.
" No Nut November? " Blitzo snickers before continuing, " Who do you think I am, ( Name )? I can last more than a month without cumming. Hell, I could even last a whole year if I really wanted to. "
I could imagine him boasting to you about how he's going to win the challenge and how easy it is for him to not cum, but not even a week in, he's struggling a bit. It doesn't make it any better how you accidentally tease him.
He can't even stare at you for too long. Seeing you come back into the I.M.P building, covered in blood with your uniform clinging to your skin, Blitzo immediately looks away from you and takes a deep breath.
He tries not to be obvious about it, but whenever you walk past him or sit next to him, he would have to move a little further from you. Blitzo even has to temporarily cancel his agreement with Stolas to avoid the prince from seducing him.
Stolas doesn't make his situation any better, either. He will send Blitzo erotic pictures and voice messages of him. It's a struggle to not jerk off to the prince and a huge challenge for Blitzo when Stolas starts to call him.
With Blitzo being a week in, he fails. He called you into his office and straight up told you to give him a blowjob. You could see his raging erection through his pants, and while you would have normally said yes, you turn him down.
The imp begins to beg you to do something to him. Anything. He was a complete wreck by the time you got to the office. You do end up reliving the poor thing, but not with the way he would want.
You give him a handjob.
You make sure to take your sweet time as you jerk him off, hearing him growling and mumbling underneath his breath, demanding you to go faster.
By the end of it, he came on his desk, staining his paperwork and making a mess. When you were finished, Blitzo quickly pulled you up onto his lap. You could hear his strangled and harsh breaths against your neck.
Fuck, you could even feel his cock right up against your ass.
" You aren't going anywhere until you help me fix this mess. I don't give a fuck if the others hear us or if they come in. You started this, now help me clean it up. "
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The idea of N.N.N. came to Moxxie because of Millie. The two of you had been planning to do this to Moxxie for a while now. When telling him about the challenge, he was extremely flustered. Was this going to mess up with his work, and was it going to make him lose time on the tasks assigned to him by Blitzo?
" Millie, ( Name ) I don't know if we- I can do this.. This ' challenge ' sounds concerning, to say the least. It is too much of a risk for us to do so, and we would be wasting time. "
" Aww, come on, Moxxie!" Me and ( Name ) had been waiting for the perfect moment to try this out, and now we got the opportunity. Come on, let's just try it at least once. "
Moxxie sighs, rubbing the side of his face. He had been thinking about it. He sighs, " Alright... I'll do it. "
" Oh my goodness, yes! Thank you, Moxxie!~ " Millie gives a small kiss to Moxxie's cheek, causing the white-haired Imp to blush slightly. You give the imp couple both a kiss on the cheek before going back to the work that Loona forgot to do.
The challenge wasn't that hard for Moxxie.. well, until his boss started to make lewd comments around him, trying to make him slip up.
Millie teased him a bit, but not that much. She would always whisper what she was going to do to him once the day was done, and it was driving him insane.
" Damn, Moxxie. Is that a boner or are you happy to see me? "
Moxxie looks down at his crotch to see that he was getting a boner from just the thought of his wives. He quickly gets up and bolts into the bathroom, hearing Blitzo burst out into laughter.
While you on the other hand, would sometimes walk past him, letting your tail brush against his leg, and sometimes, letting your hand trail down his inner thigh, making the poor imp flustered as hell.
You would also tell him what you and Millie are going to do to him, which would only make his erection more visible. Moxxie is able to keep his composure and beat the challenge. Millie was quick to take you and Moxxie to bed.
When she finally got her hands on him, she had him pinned against the wall, giving him a few hickeys here and there. She takes him to bed and strips him, and the both of you begin to pleasure him.
Millie explained to him that he was going to get a huge reward for being such a good boy. Moxxie, who currently had a hard-on and was horny as hell, wanted his 'reward' as soon as possible. Seeing the two of you with two large strap-ons really does something to him.
" Fuck.. Please, I want to feel the two of you inside of me. Please, let me have my reward. "
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Asking Striker about participating in N.N.N was easy enough. He seemed a little confused by its concept at first but quickly agreed to do it. He even teased you a bit, never expecting you to suggest something so lewd and scandalous
" You want me to not get off to nothin' for a whole month? " He asked you, " Ya know what that means, right? That means you won't be allowed to get me off neither. " Striker has a grin of his face as he saw your face heat up with embarrassment.
" Well yeah, I guess... Sure.. " You grumble before going back to what you were doing. Striker knew that you were going to tap out long before he would. This was going to be fun... for him at least.
The challenge was easy for him. All he had to do was bury himself in a fuck-ton of work, assassinating, and not let his mind wander off. If it did, he'd just think about his job and nothing else.
You, on the other hand, weren't fairing too well. You weren't used to having to deny yourself from your lovers' touch. So when Striker would brush against you or give you a kiss, it made you hot and bothered. You missed him.
Even though he was there with you every day, he was working his ass off to avoid getting aroused. And he did a pretty good job of it. You, on the other hand, didn't. You had no idea how you were going to last a whole month without sex.
As sad as it sounded, you did your best to pleasure yourself without him catching you. When he would go off to work you'd sneak away into the bedroom and fuck yourself with the dildos he gave you. You even got the one with his cum still on it, you were that desperate.
He noticed you acting more needy lately. Striker wasn't stupid. He knew what you were doing while he was gone. He wanted to catch you in the act.
His schedule was empty, so instead, he was going to sit back and let you do the work. You were already in your shared bedroom, laying on the bed.
Striker had come into the room to see you with your legs spread wide and a dildo shoved inside of you. You didn't even realize that he was in the room, too lost in your lust. The loud sequencing noise echoes and merges with your soft moans.
" Well, well. What do we have here?" He smirked, " I wonder where this came from? " Striker chuckled as he made his way over to you, causing you to jolt up in surprise. Before you could even cover yourself up, Striker had pounced on top of you and pinned you down onto the bed.
" Couldn't wait a month without me having a bit of fun?" Striker cooed as his tail snaked its way over to your discarded sex toy, " Maybe I should punish you for breaking our little deal. " He chuckled, pulling the toy from out of you.
I could imagine the two of you fucking either because Blitzo loaned you off to Stolas since he was too busy to fulfill his side of the agreement he had with Stolas or the owl requested your presence when he was lonely.
The Goetia swings both ways when it comes to BDM. You could tie him up or vice versa, and he wouldn't mind. The prince is more on the submissive side, allowing you to dominate him to your heart's content.
Stolas makes a lot of lewd sounds, his moans, screams, and begging echo through the room as you pound into him. His legs wrap around your hips tightly. Having him blindfolded while you tease him is one of his favorite kinks.
Especially if you tie him up while he's on his back. You can hear his wings flap in excitement and frustration as you edge him closer and closer to the edge of climax, but you don't let him.
You can feel his feathers rise whenever he's close, and when you finally decide to let him, he lets out the most lewd sound ever. It's almost animalistic, and the only time you've heard a sound like that is from an animal in heat.
Stolas likes it when you pull his feathers. If you were going to soften on him, he would grab your hand and shove it into his chest, making sure that you were gripping the base of the feathers and pulling them hard.
He would even beg for you to leave bite marks, scratches, and hickeys all over him. That's also another one of the Goetia's kinks. When it's time to switch, the prince is very dominant. He loves to ride you, using his long tongue to explore your body and make you his plaything.
The Goetia makes sure to belong your orgasms.
Since the bird doesn't have a cock of his own, he would finger or eat you out. He knows that you would love the way his tongue feels inside of you, so warm, slick and wet. Stolas loves to praise and degrade you, telling you how amazing you were for him. Tell you how naughty you're being.
He is always willing to go another round, especially if you use his toys on him. Putting a vibrator right next to his cloaca while he's blindfolded makes him go crazy. He loves the feeling of not knowing where the vibrations would be placed and when they would happen.
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Stolas would definitely invite you over again. He would never see you as more than a sex buddy or a friend, nothing more. He would make sure to give you the best aftercare of your life ( afterlife. ) Even letting you stay the night if it was your first time with him.
You were a good lay, but the prince was still very much in love with Blitzo. He may consider inviting you both over to ravage him once more.
Having a one night stand with these two is a little werid to you at first. Having sex with your boss and a prince? Blitzo had to convince you that everything was going to be fine and this was just going to be a one-time thing.
This all started because Stolas got turned on by seeing you and Blitzo protect him from being assassinated. He was very straightforward when it came to asking you to join him and Blitzo in their "love making."
It started off slow when they came onto you. Blitzo, making sure to leave his marks all over you while Stolas, on the other hand, gives you tiny love-bites and teases you repeatly. It felt like heaven ( even though you're literally living in hell. )
Once you were satisfied, you were able to look at Stolas and Blitzo to do their thing. The two were making out right in front of you. They were going at it for a while. Letting you sit and watch the two as long as you wanted.
After they were done, they would go back to pleasuring you. Blitzo would take you first. He's rough and ruthless when it comes to his thrusts. Him having a high sex drive doesn't make it any better. He would be plowing into you for hours without getting tired.
Stolas would be underneath you, making out with you while commenting on how good you are doing for the both of them. He's definitely softer then, Blitzo. He makes sure that Blitzo isn't that rough with his love-bites.
When it's Stolas's turn, he will get you into a missionary-like position as he fingerfucks you. (I headcanon that Stolas doesn't have a dick) As he's doing this, he would be whispering sweet nothings into your ear. He would also deny your orgasms.
When he's done, the two of them would be all over you for the rest of the night. It's a constant cycle of them denying your orgasms and them giving you so many love bites that were out in the open for everyone to see.
When they were done for the night, Stolas would use his grimoire to clean up the mess that the three of you had made. Then, he would make the three of you shower together. Werid, yes, but you couldn't really deny him. Your body was sore from how rough they were with you.
By the time you three got out, it was already morning. Blitzo and Stolas would already be in bed, cuddling with each other. You would either just fall asleep by yourself without touching them, or you could cuddle against one of them as you slowly fall asleep before they reposition themselves so the both of them could cuddle you.
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10 out of 10. Would fuck the both of them again if you had another chance to.
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