Silliwack Offical

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[silliwack-offical]

Hell if I was a tumblr microcelebrity that would be so damn cool because

like

people would see me and go

“ITS THAT GUY!”

I aspire to be someone’s ’your go-to creator just shared something!’ Sorta notif.

I’m not rlly funny though

[silliwack-offical]

he is his majesty

his name’s flop.

[lily-nyx]

Drifty!!!

I discovered her thanks to Misadventures and I immediately fell in love with her energy, so I was very happy to see she was in Vampires too :)

[sol-arsystem]

OUGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EVERYONE LOOK AT HER RN. RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SCROLL BACK UP I SEE YOU SCROLLING AWAY.

[silliwack-offical]

LMAO I FEEL SO CALLED OUT

I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION AND I SAW THE MASSIVE TEXT N I WAS LIKE ‘tf-‘ then scrolled back up and went ‘AAAAAAH’ because LADY WITH A TIE LADY WITH A TIE

YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE

[sol-arsystem]

ads that force you into the app store are so arrogant. "oh yeah, we're going to make it so we shove this game in your face and forcibly take you to download it!" no. this is absolute idiocy. if you think this is going to make me want to play your shitty game, this is NOT the way.

[gazeldhazel]

girl in sweatpants no underwear fully visible bulge

[silliwack-offical]

always the odd posts when I’m sitting with my family

why, tumblr

[asks-offical]

Anyone who reblogs this will be sent a random silly ask

I mean it. I'm bored and don't want to do homework so if you want to be interacted with more that's what I'm here for.

[capgras-delusion-offical]

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

[dying-pen-offical]

What am I scared of...?

Tagging people who do not want to be tagged! :)

Ahaha. I'll just put people I interact with!

@evilpineapple-offical @mamarobotnikoffical @horror-movie-offical @pond-scum-offical @pc-on-a-motorbike @gay-news-offical @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else! Just explode me if you did not wanna be here, I suppose. ^^'

[confused-cookie-blog]

What am I scared of? In general, the ocean. Tf you mean it's still being discovered and literally every creature there is dangerous?

Besides that, art block, which I am currently having right now.

Anyways, random tags go!

@pepsi-offical @root-beer-offical @pepsi-max-offical @ameelawless @amnesia-offical @cupid-official @queer-offical @queenofshippingcringe @unshipper-offical @usa-offical @baja-blast-offical + open tags

[usa-offical]

I’m scared of communism

@communism-offical @commercial-break-offical @offical-wikipedia @john-doe-offical +open tags because I’m too lazy to add anymore

[commercial-break-offical]

IM Encyclopedia of Being Afraid OF WAKING UP TO A DAY WHERE I DON'T Hit it big! Make a sale!

THE THOUGHT ALONE HAUNTS ME

The thought... alone... haunts me...

open tags woohoo yay

[silliwack-offical]

I’m afraid of doing something stupid and out of my control, like if I’m on anaesthesia for getting my wisdoms removed, and having people record that.

Actually come to think of it, I’m scared of being recorded.

Can’t remember if @amnesia-offical has already been tagged

@satan-offical @laciffo-natas @wheredidallmymootsgowhycantithinkofanyonetotag +open tags ofc :D

[capgras-delusion-offical]

ooc: omg one of my biggest fears is the whole anaesthesia thing too, I haven't had my wisdom teeth taken out and the thought of being drugged and loopy and doing something stupid TERRIFIES me so much LMAO

[silliwack-offical]

NO CUZ LIKE

What IF I do something dumb?

What IF that one secret I don’t want spilled gets spilled??

I don’t want to wet myself in front of people I know while my face looks like

[silliwack-offical]

Help so I was asleep on the couch but I woke up n felt something on my forehead, but some beautiful god must have granted me common sense for the span of two minutes because my dad was just??? Kissing me on the forehead???? And then I saw flashes through my eyelids and he was, I assume, taking pictures???

[capgras-delusion-offical]

Um, hi... I saw officals tag other officals to become known.

To make it more fun, let's make this a Tag Game!

Tell me something you're afraid of (it doesn't have to be serious at all) and keep the chain going if you want. I'll go first: besides my constant fear that people have been replaced by imposters, I'm scared of Ketchup....☹️

(what am I doing?? any of you could be doppelgangers...I'm just asking for it at this point.)

@cr0w-offical @bug-offical @lesbian-offical @nurse-offical @da-police-offical @white-boy-offical @timeloopoffical @offical-wikipedia @the-king-of-beans-offical @moth-offical @not-offical-offical @pepsi-offical @sprite-offical @fanta-offical @stalin-official @astronaut-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @costco-offical @paranoia-offical @chipotle-offical @shoe-offical @amnesia-offical @rock-offical @good-person-official @man-offical @james-offical @white-boy-offical @penny-offical @breadcrumb-offical @geralt-of-rivia-offical @7-eleven-offical @opossum-on-heroin-offical @rat-on-cocaine-offical @interaction-requests-offical @dying-pen-offical

and anyone else who wants to join!

[dying-pen-offical]

What am I scared of...?

Tagging people who do not want to be tagged! :)

Ahaha. I'll just put people I interact with!

@evilpineapple-offical @mamarobotnikoffical @horror-movie-offical @pond-scum-offical @pc-on-a-motorbike @gay-news-offical @confused-cookie-blog + anyone else! Just explode me if you did not wanna be here, I suppose. ^^'

[confused-cookie-blog]

What am I scared of? In general, the ocean. Tf you mean it's still being discovered and literally every creature there is dangerous?

Besides that, art block, which I am currently having right now.

Anyways, random tags go!

@pepsi-offical @root-beer-offical @pepsi-max-offical @ameelawless @amnesia-offical @cupid-official @queer-offical @queenofshippingcringe @unshipper-offical @usa-offical @baja-blast-offical + open tags

[usa-offical]

I’m scared of communism

@communism-offical @commercial-break-offical @offical-wikipedia @john-doe-offical +open tags because I’m too lazy to add anymore

[commercial-break-offical]

IM Encyclopedia of Being Afraid OF WAKING UP TO A DAY WHERE I DON'T Hit it big! Make a sale!

THE THOUGHT ALONE HAUNTS ME

The thought... alone... haunts me...

open tags woohoo yay

[silliwack-offical]

I’m afraid of doing something stupid and out of my control, like if I’m on anaesthesia for getting my wisdoms removed, and having people record that.

Actually come to think of it, I’m scared of being recorded.

Can’t remember if @amnesia-offical has already been tagged

@satan-offical @laciffo-natas @wheredidallmymootsgowhycantithinkofanyonetotag +open tags ofc :D

[shadyfruitsalad]

@gay-news-official and @the-middle-child-offical and @silliwack-offical on my pinterest feed :3

[gay-news-offical]

WHAT

[silliwack-offical]

I’ve always wanted to be on Pinterest

[silliwack-offical]

HELP THERE’S AN EPIDEMIC ON OC SOCIAL NETWORK 💔 EVER-

…ok pause mid post because I just got a notification

What the shit

Anyways yeah everyone is getting infected by the Lone Star tick, ecoli, the BLACK PLAGUE ITSELF, all that stuff and it’s getting overwhelming 💀💀

I’ve got an account for Doc on there so I’ve started trying to fight back with some other doctors and a doxycycline antibiotic account in a gc, but it’s not enough

We need help gang 💔

[gay-news-offical]

guys what hamilton song do we think this is?

#yes i know it’s a phtoto #its a joke

[silliwack-offical]

The Story Of Tonight (Reprise)

[gay-news-offical]

nope

[silliwack-offical]

DAMNIT

could it possibly be Dear Theodosia or Helpless

it seems like it’s one of the ‘nicer’ songs

[silliwack-offical]

“is it bad that I’m having racist thoughts?”

-anonymous

[gay-news-offical]

um well yeah 😭 who asks that ? 😭😭

[silliwack-offical]

turns out they were just thinking about how these two kids at school were really mean to them, and those two happened to be darker skinned.

this person apparently ‘overthinks everything’ and immediately goes to the worst thing possible.

they wouldn’t even tell me what thoughts they were talking about, but for context this is a very nice and well-meaning person (and brutally honest) so I don’t think they were ACTUALLY having ‘racist thoughts’

when I got asked that question I kind of just looked at them like

[gay-news-offical]

guys what hamilton song do we think this is?

#yes i know it’s a phtoto #its a joke

[silliwack-offical]

The Story Of Tonight (Reprise)

[silliwack-offical]

My four year old brother made an asdfmovie reference

The world is healing

[silliwack-offical]

“is it bad that I’m having racist thoughts?”

-anonymous

[pepsi-offical]

Is ponyboy curtis running this blog (Get it, cause he likes pepsi)

HOW DID YOU KNOW (hehe, I get it)

[silliwack-offical]

OUTSIDERS JUMPSCARE