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[torpublishinggroup]

This advertisement is for The Dead Cat Tail Assassins, a new novella from Nebula and Alex Award–winning author P. Djèlí Clark, featuring HIGH body count with LOW page count. 

WHAT’S IT ABOUT

Undead hired killers, soul-binding contracts, sharp knives, hidden identities, and sweet, sweet vengeance. This is just a snippet of what’s in store for readers in this action-packed fantasy novella. 

Eveen the Eviscerator is a skilled, powerful assassin who is sarcastic, flippant, full of quips, and with a penchant for dark humor. What’s not to love? She’s also nice with a blade, and one of the best at what she’s contracted to do. 

Ready for magic, monsters, and fantastic beasts? Then The Dead Cat Tail Assassins is your jam. 

[sexyallie00]

[teenagerposts]

[basedpotatochip]

[sppaade]

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

[millennialplaguedctr]

Why is this not getting around faster

[incognito-author]

DUDE

[mzcain27]

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

[wallflowersperk]

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

[gayharoldfinch]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

[bonequeer]

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

[believeitornah]

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

[valhkyrie-archive-blog]

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

[sillybarbariandelusion]

Fuck yeah

[kushandwizdom]

[pleatedjeans]

via

[jamiedoesntdoanything]

I’m literally crying with laughter over this

[maybemoonbeams]

HIS LITTLE DANCE AT THE END IS SO WORTH IT

[ashley-white]

“Fall in love with his eyes, Because when he’s sad he will not smile, But you’ll see love in his eyes, As you get older looks will disappear, He’ll loose those blonde locks, and good physique, But those eyes, they’ll remain the same So when you fall in love make sure it’s with his eyes because true love is in the depths of his eyes”

— My 77 year old granny (via forgeteverything-startingwithyou)

[sillybarbariandelusion]

So true

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

I feel I would be exceptional at all these average events 🥇

[just-korey]

I’d watch this religiously

[pandy-peaches]

Me watching the trash can sprint

[sillybarbariandelusion]

Omg... My new favorite sport

[alostwanderernotfound]

Do you think maybe that there’s a chance you are REALLY, REALLY behind on current events & the statue is the beast? I mean literally. Like the statue sits there until the apocalypse & then it turns out it’s an actual robot that a consciousness can switch into when they decide it’s the right day. I’m sorry to be scary, but It is. It’s not just a warning. This is really happening, just like all those other signs you see are also there. It’s there because it’s supposed to be hidden in plain sight to then be switched on, just like other things/statues/etc hidden in plain sight. You’ve been warned many, many times, but each time until the end there’s always a chance to change the future. It’s never hopeless, but you have to come to terms with the fact this has been right in front of you for a very long time. Do you want to take it seriously or do you want to ignore it till it’s too late? The decision is always in your hands.

[femmies]

[sillybarbariandelusion]

Hypnotic

[daddyfuckedme]

[annabelx420]

yea...

[pennymaysstuff]

Suck and fuck🤫

[sillybarbariandelusion]

I love this woman

[nyxxx696sblog]

my brain has this cute habit of waking me up at 2am and start planning my entire life for the rest of the year, like bruh where was this energy 12h ago 😭

[sillybarbariandelusion]

So fucking true....

[happycolorbluebird]

[ecstasa-blog]

Morning everyone

[sillybarbariandelusion]

I love this píc...