Almost There

I'm almost there. Almost where? Dunno, you tell me. I never liked maps. Call me Inky! Recommend what you wish! I shall attempt to keep this blog swearing-free and forever creative.

[incognito-author]

Hey guys

I'm going offline for an indefinite amount of time... I'm not sure when I'll be back Don't worry, and stay happy!

[aduhm-deactivated20150428]

“free samples!”

[tastefullyoffensive]

[castielismycherrypie]

I havE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE SOMEONE ACTUALLY TRY THIS HOLY ****

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

what if instead of censoring our words with **** we used ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

example: son of a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[the-phucking-pheels-deactivated]

Imagine fanfiction descriptions though

Imagine if he ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) his ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) into his ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)as he screams out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)until he ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and then ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

this is my favorite addition to this post thank you

[fandomsandfeminism]

Reminder: You are under no obligation to look pretty.

Not when you are laying around the house, not when you go to the grocery store, not when you sit in a classroom, not when you go to the gym. You are never obligated to get dressed up just so you are pretty for others.

Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman. 

[flabbergasties]

That last line. Wow.

[bathsuds-deactivated20200309]

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

[incognito-author]

how I tell stories

me: and then she was like

me: and im like

me: but then shes like

me: then theyre like

me: so i was like

me: yeah like

me: i know like

me: ye

[j4ya]

IM SCREAMIGN

[scarecroe]

[dayofthedoodles]

me arguing about feminism on fb at 3am

[black-creole-queen-deactivated2]

I AM SCREAMING

[lesbianshepard]

so i was googling cerberus and during the labors of heracles the final labor assigned to him was to capture cerberus and instead of, like, stealing the dog he just went down to hades and asked if he could borrow his dog. and hades agreed like with the condition that he wouldn’t harm him and?? this is hilarious to me??? hades was so chill he was just like “yeah you can borrow my dog for your redemption quest just bring him back unharmed, alright?”

[zforzelma]

Hades is a good guy.

[autumngracy]

“Yo Hades can I borrow Spot for a bit”

“Yeah sure whatevs, a little fresh air’ll be good for him”

[ollaway]

[dutchstore]

[tipsyytopsyturvey]

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

[theveryrainyprincess-deactivate]

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

[teaforginger]

vine makers are wizards who escaped hogwarts

[jswander]

escaped

[firebendxr]

BUT GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

[incognito-author]

Man screams: “FREEZE” 

(police siren noise)

[radio-silents]

Closeups of my entry to the Marvel AoU fanart contest!

(To the guy trying to pull his shopping bag from underneath Mjolnir: give up, bro.)

[aisforarthur]

[brainbowunicorn]

Sometimes I just start singing and my mom joins in

[saramcclarinet]

Whoa…

[ep0nine]

#don’t trust this #they’re probably sirens

[onceuponadreamgirl]

It’s a shame they had to cut the end credits scene for Age of Ultron. It really explained a huge portion of the movie.